Thread: Vilya Forum Game: The person below me

True. Mintankstrel > Guardian.

The person below me is a guardian that loves to heal.

false, a minstrel that runs around screaming WARGS WARGS

the person below me is has never seen Young frankenstein

True -_-

TPBM is a pirate IRL *crosses fingers*

true and i just stole your booty.

TPBM likes the smell of hobbit in the morning.

True, and they taste like chicken! :laugh:

TPBM has at least one level 50 toon.

false...but i'm working on it (41 tonight)

TPBM has a thing for elvish guys that look like girls.

It's... It's... TRUE!!!

The Person Below Me has been there for a good four hours and is making me a little nervous.

What do you mean there?

True? :3

TPBM likes Lay's Potato Chips!

i do !

TPBM Listens to Bluegrass.

Yup, can't help that I'm a Southern boy.

TPBM's most revered Idol is Celene Dion.

Mmmmhmmmm... I mean... I love her music.

TPBM licks his hairy hobbit feet everyday instead of showering/bathing.

false im not a hobbit

tpbm is secretly in love with bea arthur

No, I don't love her, but I did give her a foot massage while she watched "murder she wrote"

TPBM never gets annoyed when they fall a little too far and then hobble about for 30 seconds

True, fall injuries don't really piss me off.

The Person Below Me uses Spicy Hot Pork Rinds as a natural laxative.

False. I use them as an aphrodisiac! Rub them all over your body, you'll see what I mean!

The person below me likes to eat cheeseburgers while hanging upside-down.

False. Personally, I go for the big steaks while upside-down.

TPBM can't think of anything else to write for his TPBM

Originally Posted by nubbard1

False. Personally, I go for the big steaks while upside-down.

TPBM can't think of anything else to write for his TPBM

False. It just took a while to come up with. A REALLY LONG while.

TPBM has more than 3 lvl 50 freeps, has been playing for less then 3 months, and is not a member of Conviction

False: All of our alts are in other kinships. *whistles innocently*

TPBM: Wants to kick my *** irl.

True: but I want to kick pretty much everyone's dog, nothing specifically personal.

(added in edit: everyone I know has one of those little cute yappy "toy" dogs... )


TPBM: Sent some "hawt" pictures of himself to Brittney Spears in hopes of a date.

Maybe(Looks around making sure not to make eye contact with anyone), but that’s cause I am one of like 5 guys that hasn't had his turn yet

TPBM: spends more time playing LOTRO than sleeping.

False, I need sleep. Although it's probably really, really close....

TPBM spends more time on the forums than doing work.

Edit: C'mon Sinvorn, add a TPBM!

False...im in college i dont have a job

the person bellow me s a anoying little hobbit minstrel

NOw U RUINED THE GAME

WAY to ruin the game sin...

Originally Posted by SOAD_Dante

WAY to ruin the game sin...

False, I'm continuig the game so its not ruined and in no way do I believe it's a sin lol

TPBM has hairy nipples and combs them everyday!

No way, I pluck those babies!

The person below me pees in the shower.

Never, even if I'm in a hurry.

TPBM goes to monster truck rallies.

Nope they just don't seem like any fun.

TPBM Has a triple digit amount of Gold(more than 99) and got it by farming slugs in the shire swamp.

Nope, I got it from crawlers in the trollshaws.

TPBM has cooked up lembas in real life.

Nope sorry I baked some arabic flat bread.

The person beneath me hopefully isn't Panamon or Indecent

the person blow me?

thats horrible english.

cue ball

TPBM is eating fried pigs feet while reading this.

No, just looking at Chinese paintings. Do they eat fried pig's feet in China?

TPBM writes with the left hand.

True, that keeps my right hand available for the Shaft

TPBM has never killed thorog

True. BUT I have been told that I got like 1 million DKP for downing that Gaergoth guy. I just need to figure out what amazing item I'm going to "buy" with it...

TPBM is known for having a good imagination.

True....the mind is a wonderful thing *grins*

TPBM spends more time playing music in the AH than in raids.

false! i spend more time giving the wrong advice to new players in the AH than i do raiding

the person below me is secretly in love with the person above me

Originally Posted by ColonelTEE3

false! i spend more time giving the wrong advice to new players in the AH than i do raiding

the person below me is secretly in love with the person above me

True. She makes such a pretty web site who wouldn't fall in love with her.

TPBM thinks Pie is great!

Originally Posted by jbarr123

True. She makes such a pretty web site who wouldn't fall in love with her.

TPBM thinks Pie is great!

I love pie. Especially Apple or Cherry.

TPBM thinks John Mayer is a guitar legend.

Originally Posted by Sneezer

I love pie. Especially Apple or Cherry.

TPBM thinks John Mayer is a guitar legend.

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Aahahahahhahhahahaahahahahhaha hahahahahahha

hahahahahahahahahhahaha


False


TPBM once pretended to have a power outage in the middle of a raid so he can go watch his favorite show on television

Originally Posted by FuelFORfire

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Aahahahahhahhahahaahahahahhaha hahahahahahha

hahahahahahahahahhahaha


False


TPBM once pretended to have a power outage in the middle of a raid so he can go watch his favorite show on television

I had to check back and see what was said next. And amazingly enough... LOST>RIFT.

TPBM has been Rick Rolled this week.