Thread: Brandy wine oeverepopuleatieon

For the record...I was there at the beginning. I just lost my way for a little bit. I'm anxious to enter into full discipleship however.

*edit* Drats...too slow for the big 4000. :P

I ban SpikyC for triple posting.

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Originally Posted by TheScyphozoa

I will say it again:
I hope your husband isn't the jealous type.

Of course he isn't the jealous type. LOL. I wouldn't marry some insecure jealous fop!

My hubby rocks.

Originally Posted by Spikyc

Holy ****...just noticed how close we are to 4K posts! I wanna get it!

Originally Posted by Spikyc

4K! Power to the Populs!

Originally Posted by TheScyphozoa

I ban SpikyC for triple posting.

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Muuahahahaha! My plan is working perfectly! I have calculated the exact time of the 5000th post, and according to those calculations, I WILL BE THAT POSTER!!! SpikyC's triple post and Scyph's ban have cemented my equation!

Behold....

{(# of Regular Populs + the frequency of their posts) x √π3 + (# of irregular posters + the # of their posts per 100 pages - % commenting on OP) – (E=mc2 / m of 250 lbs of Popul Poop travelling at 99% of speed of light) + (# of double + triple posts ↔ # of bans) x (√∞ ≡ LOLCats / Ω₫ - 69¥) x (# of lewd remarks / knuckles counted)} x 4 galloping Populs = {(OP + 4998) + 1}/ ♀♂♫ = {Ace♠ x (Adder 5000)/1}

Originally Posted by Adder

Behold....

{(# of Regular Populs + the frequency of their posts) x √π3 + (# of irregular posters + the # of their posts per 100 pages - % commenting on OP) – (E=mc2 / m of 250 lbs of Popul Poop travelling at 99% of speed of light) + (# of double + triple posts ↔ # of bans) x (√∞ ≡ LOLCats / Ω₫ - 69¥) x (# of lewd remarks / knuckles counted)} x 4 galloping Populs = {(OP + 4998) + 1}/ ♀♂♫ = {Ace♠ x (Adder 5000)/1}[/COLOR][/FONT]

You're missing a 1 in that equation...

Math is bad........... Tacos good.

Originally Posted by Spikyc

4K! Power to the Populs!

A very fitting 4000th post. Salute to our galloping, glowing friends!!

Good mornging, peeps. :)

Today is the day where days start doing the things days do when it's not their day.

Originally Posted by Vasty

Math is bad........... Tacos good.

If Julio has 5 tacos, and Juan takes away 3, how long does it take Julio to beat the bejesus out of Juan?

Originally Posted by Valarynne

If Julio has 5 tacos, and Juan takes away 3, how long does it take Julio to beat the bejesus out of Juan?

Muffins

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If Mary has a vaccuum and 3 dust bunnies and Fred has 4 dust bunnies and a mop, but he's sitting on the couch watching the Discovery channel for 10 hours...how many minutes before Mary goes ballistic and saws his peanuts off with a bread knife?

Moosekuckle

Originally Posted by Toidy

If Mary has a vaccuum and 3 dust bunnies and Fred has 4 dust bunnies and a mop, but he's sitting on the couch watching the Discovery channel for 10 hours...how many minutes before Mary goes ballistic and saws his peanuts off with a bread knife?

I sense at home hostility? A little, maybe?

Originally Posted by Toidy

If Mary has a vaccuum and 3 dust bunnies and Fred has 4 dust bunnies and a mop, but he's sitting on the couch watching the Discovery channel for 10 hours...how many minutes before Mary goes ballistic and saws his peanuts off with a bread knife?

That is imposible to answer, because if Mary has a vaccuum and 3 dust bunnies and Fred has 4 dust bunnies and a mop, but he's sitting on the couch watching the Discovery channel for 10 hours, he would no longer have the mop as it would be a distraction to the TV watching. Also with the proliferation of bunnies after 10 hours the 7 bunnies total would have increased at a rate of 3.56 per hour leaving you with in munutes of having 25 bunnies. At this point she would have 9 bunnies and he would have 16. Now if she had actually used the vaccume then all the bunnies would be gone and Fred would not have to listen to incessent bickering about dust while holding a mop to defend himself from the vaccume.

..... been to my house have you?

SB

Hey, SB, I love your couch it's-I MEAN NO I HAVEN'T.

Originally Posted by TheScyphozoa

Hey, SB, I love your couch it's-I MEAN NO I HAVEN'T.

..... That's not a couch!

SB

Oh... oohHH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!!

Well..... Now you know. Sorry for the discomfort.

SB

Mops,dust bunnies, Discovery channel what the hell is going on?!?!?! Come on if he was watching DC for 10 hours did he pee and poo on him self???? If he did,did he flim it the Germans will pay through the nose for that kind of stuff.

Originally Posted by Vasty

Mops,dust bunnies, Discovery channel what the hell is going on?!?!?! Come on if he was watching DC for 10 hours did he pee and poo on him self???? If he did,did he flim it the Germans will pay through the nose for that kind of stuff.

ROFL you are in rare form this morning, Vasty. Thanks for the laughs.

Originally Posted by Vasty

Mops,dust bunnies, Discovery channel what the hell is going on?!?!?! Come on if he was watching DC for 10 hours did he pee and poo on him self???? If he did,did he flim it the Germans will pay through the nose for that kind of stuff.

That's just the thing though.... they pay for that stuff with boogers. I'm mean, who needs a bag of German boogers!? Well, other then Germans and TheScyphozoa. STAY OUT OF MY COUCH!... or thing that is not a couch.

SB

Originally Posted by Smiling_Bandit

That's just the thing though.... they pay for that stuff with boogers. I'm mean, who needs a bag of German boogers!? Well, other then Germans and TheScyphozoa. STAY OUT OF MY COUCH!... or thing that is not a couch.

SB

I love you.

Originally Posted by Toidy

Originally Posted by Smiling_Bandit
That's just the thing though.... they pay for that stuff with boogers. I'm mean, who needs a bag of German boogers!? Well, other then Germans and TheScyphozoa. STAY OUT OF MY COUCH!... or thing that is not a couch.

SB

I love you.

Now we know what lights Toidy's fire... German boogers!?

EDIT - Hey! I'm Pennsylvania Duetch. Maybe, ummm, Oh NM.

Originally Posted by Vasty

They make good cars why not good porn, why does it have to be all freaky-deaky leather and goat poop ????

Don't forget the hairy legs and armpits. Seexxxy.

EDIT - Ninja'd ya Vasty! Heh! Heh!

EDIT EDIT - I'm gettin pretty good at this. Third one this week.

They make good cars why not good porn, why does it have to be all freaky-deaky leather and goat poop ????

Originally Posted by Adder

Now we know what lights Toidy's fire... German boogers!?

I thought it was my couch......

dang....

What if I add an action figure!?
Couch wit Super ACTION!

SB

Originally Posted by Smiling_Bandit

I thought it was my couch......

dang....


SB

your couch...your chair...your front porch...behind Blackwold HQ....wherever baby! lol

Originally Posted by Zardorl

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg...I nearly snorted up popcorn when I saw this. LOL

my day is now complete

Hahahaha...nice drawing

i cant claim to be the artist i got it in an email entitled why you should check your kids homework but i had to share it with the world

Originally Posted by Toidy

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg...I nearly snorted up popcorn when I saw this. LOL

Why aren't the people in the pic wearing any clothes????? For that matter none of them have any bits and pieces

Haha nice drawing.


And now... Populs

llmao!

That is even funnier thinking it went to school!
SB

Originally Posted by Smiling_Bandit

That's just the thing though.... they pay for that stuff with boogers. I'm mean, who needs a bag of German boogers!? Well, other then Germans and TheScyphozoa. STAY OUT OF MY COUCH!... or thing that is not a couch.

SB

.............................. .......my last name is a German word. But it's actually from my Swiss background. And why would I need German boog--no, I don't want to know.

SB

Well.......................... ................not really.

SB