Thread: Help!!!!!

I need help there are bugs every where I go outside my house and there are grasshoppers and ants and rollie pollies. there are trillions of bugs all over the entire earth.

ok that was a joke. lol

Er, no, it wasn't.

I mean that they where not in game bugs.

i thought LSD use was consigned to the 70's and 80's ...

Originally Posted by Hamslinger

I need help there are bugs every where I go outside my house and there are grasshoppers and ants and rollie pollies. there are trillions of bugs all over the entire earth.

Have you tried restarting your computer?

are you implying that I am using LSD? because I am not using it.

I am talking about the real bugs that are not on the computer ones that are alive like flies and bees and wasps.

Originally Posted by Hamslinger

are you implying that I am using LSD? because I am not using it.

I think they meant ABUSING it. Either that or God thinks you are very bad.

well with out bugs this planet would be dead because the bugs pollinate at least 70% of the plants

Have you tried re-booting your reality?

If that doesn't work contact your creation deity and ask for a refund

Originally Posted by RandomLetters

Have you tried re-booting your reality?

If that doesn't work contact your creation deity and ask for a refund

Creation Deities don't give refunds. They're too concerned about piracy. Once opened, your reality may only be exchanged for the identical product.

Originally Posted by Revelationjp

Creation Deities don't give refunds. They're too concerned about piracy. Once opened, your reality may only be exchanged for the identical product.

i think thats WMG .... oops

You must have one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse locked in your attic perhaps?

Do you live in Dolven View, guy there has bug problems too

Originally Posted by The_Bruce

Do you live in Dolven View, guy there has bug problems too

Not anymore he#s moved to durin's theshold

I think this means your motherboard is coming lose. Try hammering a few more nails through it to make sure it is secure. Of course, a dirty processor could also cause this. Have you tried pulling it out and spraying some degreaser in the socket? This usually fixes my bugs.

You need something like this (found this 5cm spider few years ago on my terrace):

Originally Posted by Hamslinger

are you implying that I am using LSD? because I am not using it.

1 moment please

Doot doot doot da doot da doot doot doot doot da doot

I will have to transfer you to our level 8 technician.....Please hold.....

Doot doot doot da doot da doot doot doot doot da doot

Hello I am sorry you are experiencing technical difficulties. Have you tried restarting your computer?

^{(joke, and not a reference to turbine support)}

Originally Posted by Hamslinger

are you implying that I am using LSD? because I am not using it.

we all said that

bugs are God's vacuum cleaners

be thankful

^_^

this might scare em off

Originally Posted by Ellemere

i thought LSD use was consigned to the 70's and 80's ...

i dont even think you can get teh good stuff anymore.

i can still see the blood pump through my hand if i stare long enough. flashbacks really pass the time in waiting rooms. the gift that keeps on giving!

OP, on the off-chance that you're serious, do as following.

If you have ants in your house, make sure every kind of food is sealed away from their reach and even their ability to smell it (which is very keen). King Arthur Flour sells tightly-sealable plastic containers in assorted sizes for anything like flour, sugar, cat food; ants can't get through it. Other kinds of food, keep in sealed Zip-locs or your refrigerator or both. This, plus keeping your garbage sealed up (take the bag out to the outside garbage every night, if you have to) should keep flies out of the house too.

http://www.kingarthurflour.com/

If you have cockroaches or (the Valar forbid) bedbugs, call an exterminator.

If you have mosquitoes outdoors, call your city government office and ask to be transferred to the office that will provide someone to help you eliminate their breeding places. (Short answer: make sure there is no stagnant water open anywhere for them to lay their eggs in.) If you've seen black widow spiders, the same. (Short answer: they like to hide in dark hidden corners and under things; clean up your yard [wear gloves] and they'll go elsewhere.)

If it's really bugging you (sorry) that the world is full of arthropods, go to your doctor and tell him/her that. S/he will refer you to a therapist who will help you learn to take your fellow denizens of the Earth in your stride.

(P.S. This should really have gone in Off-Topic, but what the heck.)

Stop "bugging" us. Sorry, bad joke.

Remember: In an emergency you can eat them... Yum Yum