Thread: Creeps, I Extend an Olive Branch

Since clearly you were unable to construct your tin foil hats on your own. I have decided to set up this thread as a tutorial.

First off, lets address the reason you would need a tin foil hat. The reasons are twofold. First it protects you from lag. It serves as a lagphylactic. Secondly, you look boss wearing one while gaming.

Secondly lets address the who. Personally I suggest that all creeps wear this lagphylactic. It makes gaming safer, especially when dealing with laggy freeps like Iron Rangers and Leithianis. They clearly are the reason for the lag, the tin foil hats will keep all creeps that come in contact with them lag free.

Now for the how to.

First you're going to want to get your foil. Here, it looks like this


Next you're going to want to put that piece you just tore off over your head, as indicated below


After that you're going to want to mash the uneven edges against your skulls like such, some of you will have to mash harder than others


Finally, you're ready to sit down and game



I hope you all have found this helpful, enjoyable to read and got a laugh out of it.

One last thing!!!
Dont forget to protect the slower and more helpless members of your creep family, they need a lagphylactic too

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^^^That ones for the kids.

can you explain the function of the flamingo? i remember seeing in the lagphylactic pamphlet something about it but i don't think i understood it.

Originally Posted by IGolbezI

can you explain the function of the flamingo? i remember seeing in the lagphylactic pamphlet something about it but i don't think i understood it.

I think it acts like an anti-lag amplifier.

Oh, so that's what old men get their "swag" from. Here I thought it was all about Old Spice.

Good eye with the flamingo. If you didn't notice already, there is a cord hanging out of the bird. Inside of the flamingo there are 98,752 miles of coiled up super fine wire capable of carrying just enough data to run a single lotro client. The unbelievable amount of distance the data must travel causes massive server lag. All freeps have one, they were bought on craigslist.

I do not suggest a flamingo for creeps though, it takes away from the boss appearance the foil hat grants he who sports one.

A lag flamingo can be found in the yard of your nearest plastic flamingo enthusiast. This is what they look like in their native enviroment.



Once again, I hope you all appreciate the satire.

I'm not surprised you're conflicted