Galtrev
(Parody of Big Bang Baby, with apologies to Stone Temple Pilots)


I've got a quest for Galtrev
Where the lag is hell
It's just burning, leaking memory
I never do so well


So turn down the graphics
There's a hole in my card
There's a hole in my card
Where the GPU is in a bind


Does anybody know how the settings really go
how the settings really go
Or do we all just lag along


Tell my fellows that I've got some lag
Comp hang baby, Imma crash crash crash
I would die but I'm in Galtrev
I'm crushed mamma by the lag lag lag


Spinning up, spinning spinning out
Setting to setting gotta turn it down
Is this what lagging out is all about
I think I think so


I used to run on High
Now it's only run on Low
It's only run on Low
Because my FPS is in a bind


Does anybody know how the settings really go
Or do we all just lag along


Tell my fellows that I've got some lag
Comp hang baby, Imma crash crash crash
I would die but I'm in Galtrev
I'm crushed mamma by the lag lag lag


Stuck by a tree, stuck by a tree
My hard drive is making noise
Stuck by a tree, stuck by a tree
My hard drive is making noise


So turn down the graphics
There's a hole in my card
There's a hole in my card
Where the GPU is in a bind


Does anybody know how the settings really go
how the settings really go
Or do we all just lag along


Tell my fellows that I've got some lag
Comp hang baby, Imma crash crash crash
I would die but I'm in Galtrev
I'm crushed mamma by the lag lag lag


Stuck by a tree, stuck by a tree
My harddrive is making noise
Stuck by a tree, stuck by a tree
My harddrive is making noise


So turn down the graphics
There's a hole in my card
There's a hole in my card
Where the GPU is in a bind


Does anybody know how the settings really go
how the settings really go
Or do we all just lag along