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  1. Jul 06 2012 07:45 PM #1
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    lotro jokes

    Whats the funniest lotro joke youve ever heard? i like "10 inches unbuffed" haha
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  2. Jul 06 2012 09:51 PM #2
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    "PvMP is completely balanced."
    Ash nazg durbatulûk.
    Ash nazg gimbatul.
    Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
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    I posted this in the "Corny Jokes" thread:


    I walked into the Pony to get a cup of Barlimon's finest. As I was walking to my table, I bumped into a table and spilled my ale all over this dwarf. He stood up, and looked at me and said, "I am not happy", to which I replied, "Oh really, which one are you then?"

    And the fight was on!
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    Before Lord of the Rings, if you asked somebody to spend 12 hours watching midgets and elves mud-wrestle, you would've just gotten weird looks and ended up spending the night with a man who drives a van for a living.
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    Have you heard about the closure of Galtrev's banking services?

    They said they were done lending.



    Got that one off GLFF long ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tamiya View Post
    Have you heard about the closure of Galtrev's banking services?

    They said they were done lending.



    Got that one off GLFF long ago.
    ROFL!!!! That's hilarious!
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, totally worn out & proclaiming "WOW, what a ride!"
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    I'll admit it, I lolled. There's some comedy gold on these forums.

    Best post EVER: http://forums.lotro.com/showthread.p...93#post3931293
    Edit: to add - Sadly according to My Lotro the last time Harumph's champ was seen in the wild he was tank/blue trait geared. This is saddens me, kind of like that new, talented actor who has slipped into TV movies...

    The rejected cloak designs thread truly does belong in hall of fame:
    From: http://forums.lotro.com/showthread.p...23#post1027823


    And, of course: http://forums.lotro.com/showthread.p...47#post1273047
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