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    Pulp Fiction concerning Rohan

    Frodo: Whose horse is that?

    Gandalf: That's not a horse, it's a steed.

    Frodo: Whose steed is that?

    Gandalf: Theoden's.

    Frodo: Who's Theoden?

    Gandalf: Theoden's dead, baby...Theoden's dead.
    (found it here: http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/theories/pulptolk.htm)

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    "Would that mean Frodo had the ring that says "Bad Mother F***er" on it? Would there be a scene in which Sam grabs a hammer, then a shotgun, then a chainsaw, and then ultimately Sting, before storming the tower to save Frodo from goodness knows what? Would Gimli take Galadriel out on the instructions of Celeborn and win the Jack Rabbit Slim's twist contest? And most importantly, who would be The Gimp?"

    ROFL LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I lol'ed at Sam finally grabbing Sting!


    I can imagine Gimli taking Galadriel out and later him driving her in a cart like a crazyman to the Old Gaffer's house to save her life from super strong pipeweed.
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, totally worn out & proclaiming "WOW, what a ride!"
    Civ II rules after all these years......

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    Mount Doom? That's 30 minutes away, I'll be there in 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rouven View Post
    mount doom? That's 30 minutes away, i'll be there in 10.

    rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, totally worn out & proclaiming "WOW, what a ride!"
    Civ II rules after all these years......

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