Zzzz... zzzz... zzzz...

snort... snert... *yawn*

Ach, where am I? The Grey Mountains? How long have I been sleeping here? What? THAT long?

Ah me, I must get back to where me friends and kin are.

Now, if only I could remember who they were... hmmm...

Well, if anyone from my last kinship still remembers an old and crusty dwarf with a dull wit and sharp axe, please get in contact with me via this post. I needs to ride with ye again! Yaaarrrr!