You're skating on thin ice Mr Chef Boyardee Verkschlagafarvegnugen. Keep it up and I'll be forced to do, um, something.... I haven't figured that part out yet.
Well whatever you plan to do, I'd recommend against doing it with your reaver. I'm still finding pieces of you all over the place after our encounter the other day.
You're skating on thin ice Mr Chef Boyardee Verkschlagafarvegnugen. Keep it up and I'll be forced to do, um, something.... I haven't figured that part out yet.
Lol nice but it's so good it needed to be posted again.
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b!tch? (post will probably get deleted but who cares)
I just bought a new bowl and ontop of the gift of SourD that bestowed upon me for my birthday next week (big 3-0) I also was awarded a medicinal volume of 4-way come this august when it is at full harvest.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm going to smoke a bowl and I'll brb.
Well whatever you plan to do, I'd recommend against doing it with your reaver. I'm still finding pieces of you all over the place after our encounter the other day.
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It was last night. Less than 24 hours ago. Not the other day. Have the years of substance abuse and carefree promiscuity affected your memory that badly?
It was last night. Less than 24 hours ago. Not the other day. Have the years of substance abuse and carefree promiscuity affected your memory that badly?
It was not today, therefore it was the OTHER day, as in yesterday.
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I keed, I keed. You are a great Captain.
Convenient that your reaver is made of toilet paper, I can just use some of the thousands of remnants of him to wipe the poop off my Captain.
I figured if I wanted a 1v1 with you, i better do it now while I'm still at 1 Aud. Any higher and you'd run away like you do when you see my spider.
Sorry, next time I see your spider, I'll be sure to zerg it with everyone else instead declining to take part and giving you yet another reason to cry into your pillow.
<3 Bonnie
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Sorry, next time I see your spider, I'll be sure to zerg it with everyone else instead declining to take part and giving you yet another reason to cry into your pillow.
<3 Bonnie
I am not scared of mustard, but his spider pet? Oh god, that thing is terrifying.
Sorry, next time I see your spider, I'll be sure to zerg it with everyone else instead declining to take part and giving you yet another reason to cry into your pillow.
<3 Bonnie
Zerg me to your heart's content. Its the only way you'll get renown from Boris.
And how did you know about me crying into my pillow? I thought i found all the cameras you hid in my bedroom. Guess I'll have to search more thoroughly. I told you, if you need some pointers on what should be happening in the bedroom, just ask me. No need to spy.
Zerg me to your heart's content. Its the only way you'll get renown from Boris.
And how did you know about me crying into my pillow? I thought i found all the cameras you hid in my bedroom. Guess I'll have to search more thoroughly. I told you, if you need some pointers on what should be happening in the bedroom, just ask me. No need to spy.
Cuter too, finally looked up your picture. It all makes sense now. I'll still bubble and heal you from time to time though. I do need my R8 banner after all, ezmoder. It's a shame I didn't group up with you sooner, if I had, my bubble might have saved your face from that awful fate.
<3 Bonnie
Nonsense wench, the only thing cuter than me is Scuppers! You might have come close but I was lazy the other day and let that twisted warg slash you up pretty good so now you just look like Grendel from the animated Beowulf movie.
Nonsense wench, the only thing cuter than me is Scuppers! You might have come close but I was lazy the other day and let that twisted warg slash you up pretty good so now you just look like Grendel from the animated Beowulf movie.
Scuppers being cuter than you is hardly a challenge. You insult her amazingly adorableness by trying to count yourself among her ranks.
I hope she zergs you until you cry for that insult.
Nonsense wench, the only thing cuter than me is Scuppers! You might have come close but I was lazy the other day and let that twisted warg slash you up pretty good so now you just look like Grendel from the animated Beowulf movie.
I'm surprised you have enough time to listen to his stories. I would have thought your clients kept you too busy. But I guess its easy to talk on the phone while lying down.
I'm surprised you have enough time to listen to his stories. I would have thought your clients kept you too busy. But I guess its easy to talk on the phone while lying down.
Don't be silly, you know you're my only client, sweetie. I just felt so bad for you being as old and inexperienced as you are. I couldn't even accept the exorbitant amount you offered because you just looked so sad when you told me how you've gone all your long years without ever being in the presence of a real woman. I know you really wish it did, but the ladyboy in Thailand still doesn't count.
Don't be silly, you know you're my only client, sweetie. I just felt so bad for you being as old and inexperienced as you are. I couldn't even accept the exorbitant amount you offered because you just looked so sad when you told me how you've gone all your long years without ever being in the presence of a real woman. I know you really wish it did, but the ladyboy in Thailand still doesn't count.
<3 Bonnie
$10 is exorbitant? If you say so. And it was Malaysia, not Thailand. You should remember, since you came along to take some pictures that you could show your plastic surgeon and say "this is how I want to look after my operation".
$10 is exorbitant? If you say so. And it was Malaysia, not Thailand. You should remember, since you came along to take some pictures that you could show your plastic surgeon and say "this is how I want to look after my operation".
Aww, I've gone and embarrassed you to the point of forcing you to make up stories to cover. I'm sorry. I should never have aired your dirty laundry. At least I didn't mention the micro-problem. But on the bright side, maybe other caring women will come forward to help you after seeing your sob story.
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but it's so good it needed to be posted again.
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But on the bright side, maybe other caring women will come forward to help you after seeing your sob story.
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