Thread: Frodo kills Dumbledore

Am I the only one confused as to why this isn't in the game yet?

I mean, we already rescued that stone, er, palantir from volderm-- I mean Mordirith and that Sarah Oakheart turban chick.

We had Aragon(?) bust some dude out of prison, but that in the intro seems a little out of sync with me...

/relevantthread.

Look, it's very simple: Sauron is actually Gandalf's father.

Originally Posted by Dordain

Look, it's very simple: Sauron is actually Gandalf's father.

No, Sauron's Dumbledore's father.

who is Dumbledore

Originally Posted by deaddove

I mean, we already rescued that stone, er, palantir from volderm-- I mean Mordirith

You're heading the wrong way along the timeline there, kid. Palantirs have been around long before Potter was an itch in his dad's crotch. I doubt the writers read Philosopher's Stone and thought it was such a good idea that they'd plaigarise it. I'm sure they saw all the ME lore about lost Palantirs and decided to write a story around it.

You're wrong.. not Frodo but Gandalf kills Dumbledore.. See..

Originally Posted by Dordain

Look, it's very simple: Sauron is actually Gandalf's father.

Originally Posted by Merilda

No, Sauron's Dumbledore's father.

Actually, you're both right. Dumbledore and Gandalf are brothers. :] (But shhhh!).

What if Gandalf is Dumbledore?

Darn i like that kind of threads!

Beating voldemort in 6 easy steps

Cast duct tape summoning spell
Tape wand to hand
Point wand
Cast magic missle
Win
Corpse stomp.

Originally Posted by CrimsonGrog

What if Gandalf is Dumbledore?

Gandalf and Dumbledore = anagrams of Merlin. Elementary!

Originally Posted by deaddove

We had Aragon(?) bust some dude out of prison, but that in the intro seems a little out of sync with me...

This (blatantly) is a case of abuse of time-turners.

I used to have a Portuguese gardener called Hairy Potter... at least that's what I called him. Dumbledore was that guy David Bowie played in Labyrinth right?

Originally Posted by shann81

You're wrong.. not Frodo but Gandalf kills Dumbledore.. See..

I've seen this video like 5 times and I still can't decide who wins.

Originally Posted by hex2323

I used to have a Portuguese gardener called Hairy Potter... at least that's what I called him. Dumbledore was that guy David Bowie played in Labyrinth right?

When Dumbledore was a lot younger, yes. It wasn't until his later years that he became Principal of Hogwarts.

Originally Posted by Armitas

Beating voldemort in 6 easy steps

Cast duct tape summoning spell
Tape wand to hand
Point wand
Cast magic missle
Win
Corpse stomp.

I attack the darkness.....

Gandalf would beat stumbledoor hands down. After all Gandalf didn't recruit Tom Riddle. He also didn't have to have a different actor play him in every movie.

The best character in the whole potter series was Snape. After that probably Hermoine (spelling). I hoped Ron Weasely would die at the end of the series alas they allowed their version of Jar Jar Binks to live too.