Thread: Creeps/'Monster Play'

Am I the only one that thinks these derogatory names are insulting?

I mean, what about the warg who knits for a living, for her 3 starving pups?
The Orc that is a barber for others, insuring proper grooming before heading into the battle for survival.

Those are not the enemy out there. We both have lives and desires of our own.

It's downright racist to stereotype a faction as such.

The united society of angmar (USA) is a much more appropriate term for these misunderstood creatures.

Shame on you, for being so inhumane. You'd hate to see a baby spider cry, because of the nightmares from being bullied.

most of the "creeps" i see are usually in glff, not creepside ooc lol

This thread is misleading. On behalf of Uruks everywhere I say I would happily rip a hobbit apart with my bare hands.

Originally Posted by deaddove

Am I the only one that thinks these derogatory names are insulting?

I mean, what about the warg who knits for a living, for her 3 starving pups?
The Orc that is a barber for others, insuring proper grooming before heading into the battle for survival.

Those are not the enemy out there. We both have lives and desires of our own.

It's downright racist to stereotype a faction as such.

The united society of angmar (USA) is a much more appropriate term for these misunderstood creatures.

Shame on you, for being so inhumane. You'd hate to see a baby spider cry, because of the nightmares from being bullied.

While I very much admire your sentiment, and whole heartedly agree that we are misunderstood creatures who only want to live out our lives in peace, I do need to point out that Warg mothers do not knit. We Wargs lack thumbs, and thus can't operate the needles. We do however take care of our cubs with great affection, and only rarely say bad things about Goblins - even if most of them haven't bathed since their "Immersion in the Ale of Thorin's Hall" ceremony when they were five.

We have all been told that the Creeps are the enemies of Middle Earth. But lets take a closer look and see who is the true enemy of the land. Review these facts and judge for yourself.

Crimes of the Free Peoples :

1)Human Shields : The Freeps consistently use the members of the Coldfells Army as "human shields". Or in many cases dwarf or elf shields but the point is the Freeps hide and take cover in large populations of the Coldfells Army volunteers. The results are 1000s of Dwarf , Elf and Men sent to the graveyard because of collateral damage caused by the Creep Vs Freep war in Ettenmoors. An extremely cowardly tactic that has caused the deaths of countless millions of Coldfells Army volunteers.

2)Spying : A Lore Master recently leaked classified documents naming several high ranking members of the Free Peoples as Vent Spies who illegally tapped into Creepside communications to gather Intel.

3)Exploiting : Creeps have been targetted and defeated while AFK inside the Rez Circle by exploiting "blind spots" in the line of sight of the One-Shotters. The Freep criminals even boasted their exploits on YouTube.

As you can see the true enemy of the land is the Freep and not the Creep

Originally Posted by Squelcher

This thread is misleading. On behalf of Uruks everywhere I say I would happily rip a hobbit apart with my bare hands.

But that's only because they are such good eating. All those pies make them just so succulent and marbled . . . Considering the alternative is yet another portion of Slug Mash, how could anyone blame you?

Originally Posted by l4j

But that's only because they are such good eating. All those pies make them just so succulent and marbled . . . Considering the alternative is yet another portion of Slug Mash, how could anyone blame you?

I would do it for fun, not for food. The taste is a bonus.

I agree with Pureblood-in-disguise's statement. The freeps ought to be made into what they are fit for; slaves. Let Uruks rule the cities, and wargs rule the countryside.

We shall have hobbit farms, we will breed them, fatten them up and then eat them when they are nice and obese and tasty. The dwarves will build our homes. The men will be battle fodder, and the elves should simply be exterminated.

well sence RP on creep side is non existant this thread is redundant, buuuttt.
I will atest to the horrible crimes aginst creep kind.
1 there i was happily munching on some hobbits at HH when out of no where 5 freeps were around me and i was nearly dead before i hit the ground.
2 corpse jumping and desacration of bodies is commen. i have even seen fireworks set off on wounded and dead creeps.
3 why should a raid of freeps hide inside the elf camp to protect themselves from a raid of creeps?
the freeps are the menaces. we just want to live happily. killing and fighting at our leasur.

I agree .

The only monsters I see when playing at the moors are those punk weird elfs shooting lazors from their fingertips .

And hobbits . Never forget about the on-weed hobbits shouting at you for over 6000 ! ( damage ) .

This thread sickens me. Are creeps going soft and forgetting that we enjoy the pillaging and slaughtering of innocent (and not so innocent) freeps?

You are going soft. Our toughness is what seperates us from the pansy, effeminate, scented make-up donning elves.

Originally Posted by Squelcher

This thread sickens me. Are creeps going soft and forgetting that we enjoy the pillaging and slaughtering of innocent (and not so innocent) freeps?

You are going soft. Our toughness is what seperates us from the pansy, effeminate, scented make-up donning elves.

But they are such good groomers! I mean, if you can get them to lay off the strawberry scented bubblebath and the bows. But you really haven't lived until you've had an Elf groomer detail your claws. They just gleam I tell you. So totally worth it.

We're not bad. We're just hungry. The antelope can't help being an antelope and food for a hungry lion anymore than the legions of transvestite LM's can help being sustenance for a hungry warg pack.

It's not good or evil...it's just nature.

Originally Posted by Ugmo

We're not bad. We're just hungry. The antelope can't help being an antelope and food for a hungry lion anymore than the legions of transvestite LM's can help being sustenance for a hungry warg pack.

It's not good or evil...it's just nature.

aye mate.

That's a sure no I'm afraid xD I get what you say and I like the idea but on the other hand: How much chance do you have that Turbine, located in America (USA), will agree to giving ugly, slavelike and inferior orcs a union named USA? xD

Nice plan but if you even want some chance, change the name!

~Dernthor

Originally Posted by Amortes

ugly, slavelike and inferior orcs

The one part of your sentence I whole-heartedly agree with. Uruks are much better.

Back on-topic: You creeps have become too weak. You are falling for the pathetic, luxurious and weak lifestyles lived by the elves. Elves are good for slaughter, nothing else. Kill them and eat them, not necessarily in that order. Do not let them groom you. They will turn you into house pets.

Originally Posted by Squelcher

The one part of your sentence I whole-heartedly agree with. Uruks are much better.

Back on-topic: You creeps have become too weak. You are falling for the pathetic, luxurious and weak lifestyles lived by the elves. Elves are good for slaughter, nothing else. Kill them and eat them, not necessarily in that order. Do not let them groom you. They will turn you into house pets.

Don't let them groom us? But what else are they good for? They're no good for eating - much too stringy. And, seriously, you've been buying into that whole Angmarian Bloodfest thing. Much better to just enjoy the Wilds, bring down an occasional Aurox to feed the pack, and chill out under the stars.

Warfare bytes.

Getting blood and entrails out of our fur is not fun.

Originally Posted by l4j

whole Angmarian Bloodfest thing

Yes... It is glorious...

Originally Posted by l4j

Getting blood and entrails out of our fur is not fun.

What have they done to you....?

They have corrupted you. There is only one option.
CLEANSING BY FIRE

What the heck is this thread about....

Jess! I should have known it was you...-.-

LOL at eating elves. Taste like makeup. I like to slowly rip them to shreds in front of their freinds... Usually start crying. Hobbits are stupid and fat and druggies. Dwarves are fat, greedy, and druggies.
P.S. The concept art for the warg on the forum site is THE BOMB. I wish wargs were actually like that. Not, "yeah lets get a pedicure from a elf! fun!"

without orcs their would be no urks. yes elves are for eating(and killing). i agree we need to band together to stop cowardly killings, but yes we are there too kill people.

Originally Posted by Squelcher

Yes... It is glorious...

What have they done to you....?

They have corrupted you. There is only one option.
CLEANSING BY FIRE

Done to me? Other than the repeated Ganking attempts? Nothing.

It's just one of the differences between Uruk and Wargs. You guys got the thumbs, we got the glorious fur coats. But we're also fastidious creatures. If we didn't wash off the blood and guts, we'd wind up smelling like Goblins. I mean, seriously, it's hard to sneak up on even a Hobbit when they can smell you a Trollball field away.

Originally Posted by l4j

Done to me? Other than the repeated Ganking attempts? Nothing.

It's just one of the differences between Uruk and Wargs. You guys got the thumbs, we got the glorious fur coats. But we're also fastidious creatures. If we didn't wash off the blood and guts, we'd wind up smelling like Goblins. I mean, seriously, it's hard to sneak up on even a Hobbit when they can smell you a Trollball field away.

I keep clean. I wash in freep blood daily and wear intestine-scented deoderant.

Violence above comfort, always.

Every time a taskmaster calls me a 'slug' I hear it as if the 'g' was 't' and it hurts my self-esteem. I only did it once, when I needed money for some bubbling potions, and since then I have given Angmar my everything.

Originally Posted by TharbadThief

Every time a taskmaster calls me a 'slug' I hear it as if the 'g' was 't' and it hurts my self-esteem. I only did it once, when I needed money for some bubbling potions, and since then I have given Angmar my everything.

You mated with a freep?

Am I the only one around here who understands that all freeps must die or be enslaved?

Originally Posted by Squelcher

Am I the only one around here who understands that all freeps must die or be enslaved?

Yes?

I mean, seriously. I'm not saying we need to be all peaceable and stuff, but I'd be happy to leave them to their cities if they'd leave us to our wilds. All that open warfare just scares off the game. I know I say Hobbits are good eating (they are, after all) but fresh killed Aurox are still better.

The only use a Warg has for a slave is as a groomer - and the best groomers love their job, which really rules out slave labor.

Originally Posted by l4j

Yes?

I mean, seriously. I'm not saying we need to be all peaceable and stuff, but I'd be happy to leave them to their cities if they'd leave us to our wilds. All that open warfare just scares off the game. I know I say Hobbits are good eating (they are, after all) but fresh killed Aurox are still better.

The only use a Warg has for a slave is as a groomer - and the best groomers love their job, which really rules out slave labor.

Their cities must burn to the ground. The OP freeps have caused us enough suffering, they must die. If we leave them in peace, they will reproduce and stock up on store pots and attack us.

Originally Posted by Squelcher

Their cities must burn to the ground. The OP freeps have caused us enough suffering, they must die. If we leave them in peace, they will reproduce and stock up on store pots and attack us.

aye. we must kill or enslave them. but without them able to fight back where is the joy of combat?

Originally Posted by Light12

aye. we must kill or enslave them.

Why would anyone waste the chance to cook a tasty hobbit soup by making slaves ?

I smell freep spy !

but without them able to fight back where is the joy of combat?

I don't like having my soup fight back while I try to grab the spoon with no tumbs .

There is no combat , there is feeding .

Originally Posted by Louvre

Why would anyone waste the chance to cook a tasty hobbit soup by making slaves ?

I smell freep spy !



I don't like having my soup fight back while I try to grab the spoon with no tumbs .

There is no combat , there is feeding .

in order for me to be a freep spy. i would have to have a char at least to level 40. none of my chars are higher than level 25. what happend to pack hunting? you grab the stuff while 3 or four other wargs hold the hobbit down.

War is a means to an end. That end, is dead freeps, preferably in my stomach.

Originally Posted by Squelcher

War is a means to an end. That end, is dead freeps, preferably in my stomach.

agreed. but we have to always have freeps to fight. and eat.

Originally Posted by Light12

agreed. but we have to always have freeps to fight. and eat.

That is why I suggest we set-up hobbit farms. Only, the hobbits will be the livestock this time.

...I think Squelcher's on bath salts...

Originally Posted by Drakojan

...I think Squelcher's on bath salts...

mabey he is. at least he has a real plan. instead of getting groomed by an elf, chop off the elf's ears and rip it apart in front of its freinds. you my dear warg need to go back to your "Warging 101" class.

Originally Posted by Light12

mabey he is. at least he has a real plan. instead of getting groomed by an elf, chop off the elf's ears and rip it apart in front of its freinds. you my dear warg need to go back to your "Warging 101" class.

HAY!!!! THAT WAS MY IDEA!!!!!!! -.- Stupid idea-stealing stupidface.

Originally Posted by Light12

mabey he is. at least he has a real plan. instead of getting groomed by an elf, chop off the elf's ears and rip it apart in front of its freinds. you my dear warg need to go back to your "Warging 101" class.

I'm an old Wargie.

I teach Warging 101, 103, and Advanced Warging 225, to all the Cubs before we let them out.

Not my fault some of my fellow Servants of the Great Eye haven't embraced a less violence prone lifestyle.

Of course, maybe that's why Wargies can live to get a bit gray around the muzzle, whilst still serving with distinction in Sauron's armies.

Originally Posted by l4j

I'm an old Wargie.

I teach Warging 101, 103, and Advanced Warging 225, to all the Cubs before we let them out.

Not my fault some of my fellow Servants of the Great Eye haven't embraced a less violence prone lifestyle.

Of course, maybe that's why Wargies can live to get a bit gray around the muzzle, whilst still serving with distinction in Sauron's armies.

No 400 level classes?

What's the cost on the advance classes for TP? lol Got any new classes coming up?

Originally Posted by Drakojan

No 400 level classes?

Not this semester unfortunately.

Budget cutbacks out of Mordor, ya know.

I'm hoping to get Advanced Warging 308: Troll Stealth, and Advanced Warging 420: Hunting the Hunters back on the schedule for next round.

My plan is to bring every freep race except hobbit (fatten them up on hobbit farms as quick food) to the brink of extinction, and leave just enough surviviors for us too slaughter them over and over for entertainment.