I always liked the Weird Al version - so I based mine on that
Long, long time ago
In a slug-pit far away
Lugz was under Freep attack
And I thought me and Pupptripz could,
Sneak through the gate and nom a few,
Maybe eat a minstrel in the back
But their response - it didn't thrill us
They tarred the floor and tried to kill us
We escaped after a few hits
Thanks to our lovely wargy HiPS
We took our leave out from the scene
Because Freeps CC was quite obscene
That got us upset and fairly mean
And then we found this guy
Oh my, my this here Chilicheese guy
May be Radar someday later, now he's just a small fry
He logged his Creep and kissed Freepside goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
"Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
Did you know this Uruk Plok
Loves nothing more than to run amock
But he can solo Freeps, they say
Ah do you see him shooting with his bow
Keep it up like this, he'll hit rank fourteen
Yeah he'll probably learn to lead a raid oneday
Well I know he's got some way to go
Budhorn stole the ranking show
And Freeps are OP it's true
so we made a wargpack or two
And Arctic and Tailmange run past in a rage
Fighting over whats left of Silencing's face
Well I knew I didn't want to taste
when yeah, here come's our boy
We were singing
Oh my, my this here Chilicheese guy
May be Radar someday later, now he's just a small fry
He logged his Creep and kissed Freepside goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
"Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
Now we finally got to TA lawn
Some Freeps to fight, oh my what fun
Now lets see which side is going to flee
So I charged right in there wagging my tail
Surprised at the sheer level of fail
Hoped I might find a Freep without SI
The Minstrels were all prepped of course
Bubbles up that never burst
We Throat-Rip them one by one
But they pot out of it for fun!
Now Dreamwebber says "lets get out of here"
"Another raid of Freeps have just appeared"
But I can't move, still drinking my beer
But still, I'll fight and die
We were singing
Oh my, my this here Chilicheese guy
May be Radar someday later, now he's just a small fry
He logged his Creep and kissed Freepside goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
"Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
We caught a ride back to the rez
Being dead, there was nothing else to do
Frankly I am glad I stayed
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Wargs packed up like never before
And in the end some wardens died
Some RK's blew up and some Uruks fried
A lot of folk's were croakin
Dead LM's robes were smokin
And the wargie I admire most
Met up with Jaiyne and now he's toast
Now this is when we need a raid the most
I guess we've got this guy
And I was singing
Oh my, my this here Chilicheese guy
May be Radar someday later, now he's just a small fry
He logged his Creep and kissed Freepside goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
"Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
Oh my, my this here Chilicheese guy
May be Radar someday later, now he's just a small fry
He logged his Creep and kissed Freepside goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
"Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
Love & Hugs
Fluffy Hithy