Thread: Wargmerican Pie

(A work in progress)

A long, long time ago
I can still remember
How the minis
Used to make me smile

And every time I got the chance
I'd pop right out of stealth and dance
And Maybe, they'd be friendly
For a while

But LM's came to make me shiver
With all the CC's they deliver
Bad news to the warg pack
We could not kill just one snack

I can rememberif I cried
When a mini I in war speech spied
Was mezed and stunned and quickly fried
The day, moors music, died.

So my, my I got dust in my eye
There's a freep raid hitting LC
I ain't telling no lie
I cannot move
There's no reason to try

Singing This will be the fight where I die

Oh yeah This will be the fight where I die.

ROFL!!! +rep to you, sir!

-pup-

A wonderfully crafted piece of verse, eloquent and yet poignant. An inspiration to us all.

-Kakaraott

Do the Creep

That is totally awesome !!!

I always liked the Weird Al version - so I based mine on that

Long, long time ago
In a slug-pit far away
Lugz was under Freep attack
And I thought me and Pupptripz could,
Sneak through the gate and nom a few,
Maybe eat a minstrel in the back
But their response - it didn't thrill us
They tarred the floor and tried to kill us
We escaped after a few hits
Thanks to our lovely wargy HiPS
We took our leave out from the scene
Because Freeps CC was quite obscene
That got us upset and fairly mean
And then we found this guy

Oh my, my this here Chilicheese guy
May be Radar someday later, now he's just a small fry
He logged his Creep and kissed Freepside goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
"Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"

Did you know this Uruk Plok
Loves nothing more than to run amock
But he can solo Freeps, they say

Ah do you see him shooting with his bow
Keep it up like this, he'll hit rank fourteen
Yeah he'll probably learn to lead a raid oneday

Well I know he's got some way to go
Budhorn stole the ranking show
And Freeps are OP it's true
so we made a wargpack or two

And Arctic and Tailmange run past in a rage
Fighting over whats left of Silencing's face
Well I knew I didn't want to taste
when yeah, here come's our boy

We were singing

Oh my, my this here Chilicheese guy
May be Radar someday later, now he's just a small fry
He logged his Creep and kissed Freepside goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
"Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"

Now we finally got to TA lawn
Some Freeps to fight, oh my what fun
Now lets see which side is going to flee
So I charged right in there wagging my tail
Surprised at the sheer level of fail
Hoped I might find a Freep without SI

The Minstrels were all prepped of course
Bubbles up that never burst
We Throat-Rip them one by one
But they pot out of it for fun!

Now Dreamwebber says "lets get out of here"
"Another raid of Freeps have just appeared"
But I can't move, still drinking my beer
But still, I'll fight and die

We were singing

Oh my, my this here Chilicheese guy
May be Radar someday later, now he's just a small fry
He logged his Creep and kissed Freepside goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
"Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"


We caught a ride back to the rez
Being dead, there was nothing else to do
Frankly I am glad I stayed
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Wargs packed up like never before
And in the end some wardens died
Some RK's blew up and some Uruks fried
A lot of folk's were croakin
Dead LM's robes were smokin
And the wargie I admire most
Met up with Jaiyne and now he's toast
Now this is when we need a raid the most
I guess we've got this guy

And I was singing

Oh my, my this here Chilicheese guy
May be Radar someday later, now he's just a small fry
He logged his Creep and kissed Freepside goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
"Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"

Oh my, my this here Chilicheese guy
May be Radar someday later, now he's just a small fry
He logged his Creep and kissed Freepside goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
"Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"





Love & Hugs

Fluffy Hithy

Originally Posted by Umbrarg

I always liked the Weird Al version - so I based mine on that

Long, long time ago
In a slug-pit far away
Lugz was under Freep attack
And I thought me and Pupptripz could,
Sneak through the gate and nom a few,
Maybe eat a minstrel in the back
But their response - it didn't thrill us
They tarred the floor and tried to kill us
We escaped after a few hits
Thanks to our lovely wargy HiPS
We took our leave out from the scene
Because Freeps CC was quite obscene
That got us upset and fairly mean
And then we found this guy

Oh my, my this here Chilicheese guy
May be Radar someday later, now he's just a small fry
He logged his Creep and kissed Freepside goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
"Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"

Did you know this Uruk Plok
Loves nothing more than to run amock
But he can solo Freeps, they say

Ah do you see him shooting with his bow
Keep it up like this, he'll hit rank fourteen
Yeah he'll probably learn to lead a raid oneday

Well I know he's got some way to go
Budhorn stole the ranking show
And Freeps are OP it's true
so we made a wargpack or two

And Arctic and Tailmange run past in a rage
Fighting over whats left of Silencing's face
Well I knew I didn't want to taste
when yeah, here come's our boy

We were singing

Oh my, my this here Chilicheese guy
May be Radar someday later, now he's just a small fry
He logged his Creep and kissed Freepside goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
"Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"

Now we finally got to TA lawn
Some Freeps to fight, oh my what fun
Now lets see which side is going to flee
So I charged right in there wagging my tail
Surprised at the sheer level of fail
Hoped I might find a Freep without SI

The Minstrels were all prepped of course
Bubbles up that never burst
We Throat-Rip them one by one
But they pot out of it for fun!

Now Dreamwebber says "lets get out of here"
"Another raid of Freeps have just appeared"
But I can't move, still drinking my beer
But still, I'll fight and die

We were singing

Oh my, my this here Chilicheese guy
May be Radar someday later, now he's just a small fry
He logged his Creep and kissed Freepside goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
"Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"


We caught a ride back to the rez
Being dead, there was nothing else to do
Frankly I am glad I stayed
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Wargs packed up like never before
And in the end some wardens died
Some RK's blew up and some Uruks fried
A lot of folk's were croakin
Dead LM's robes were smokin
And the wargie I admire most
Met up with Jaiyne and now he's toast
Now this is when we need a raid the most
I guess we've got this guy

And I was singing

Oh my, my this here Chilicheese guy
May be Radar someday later, now he's just a small fry
He logged his Creep and kissed Freepside goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
"Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"

Oh my, my this here Chilicheese guy
May be Radar someday later, now he's just a small fry
He logged his Creep and kissed Freepside goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"
"Soon I'm going to be a rank 9"





Love & Hugs

Fluffy Hithy

Love it Hithy!!!
I will be finishing mine up as soon as time and muse allows. I think perhaps we should release an album

"Wargies Sing The Blues."

Good stuff! I'm definitely looking forward to the album.

+rep howls to both of you. One of my favorite tunes (particularly the weird al version, but enjoy them both muchly.) and as a wargie player, it definitely struck a familiar chord pounce. <.<

This is the best post I have EVER read!

Love It!