Xqlusive news today:
Professor Ladrir was arrased at the Rivendell International Airport by Elf Officials. Lets see what the respected scholar had to say about the incident;
Originally Posted by Professor Ladrir
''I was sent to Rivendell on behalf of Rodin, rank 13 guard soon rank 14, to deliver a message as he represents Frodo. When I arrived in my glorious armour and my broadsword on my back I was suddenly stopped at the airport.
They said it was simply a routine check but as I sooner was to discover, while having a two handed club up my rectum, it was not. I was declared as a health danger for Rivendell and was shipped off to Lothlorien for further surveillance.
This is an outrage to all free people and I demand justice for all who have felt the cruelty of Lord Elrond. Also more lube at airports.''
Sources say that the disgraced Champion met his master Rodin the Balletmaster at Lothlorien where he tried to justify himself:
Originally Posted by Professor Ladrir
''12, 13, and Aaron Vale volonter officers removed (in this case Mprod) and all body armor and sword as the only road to the airport Kuulsusrikas.
Only two will talk directly with the screen and the community. In this case, two comments and read
If you want to check out, especially if it will be lost. More on the differences between airport road''
Said the handsome Elf, only to get this reply by his Master:
Are you on the same meds i'm on?
I have dreams of aliens that look like frogs , Iberian mountain goats , formations of pike , me driving a steam train which is floating ,shampooing and shaving wargs in the Hoarwell the list goes on ^^
After noticing increasing interest in the affairs of Professor Ladrir I tried to locate him to do a quick interview. I found him in the Ettenmoors collecting stool sample from Rodins Horse , Carlosthepony, where I asked him what he thought about your questions and critisism.
First question comes from the Petite Dane, Zlaughter: "So Ladrir is fat then? Or is it just the armor that makes him look fat?"
It's pretty clear that I am overweight. To be honest I am the Fatman Scoop of Middle Earth. If you ever team with me be prepared to be screamed at.
What does Ladrir think about Miths accusasions that ''Shagraz's weekly report > Memoirs of a Ladrir. Nais copy all ty''
Looking at the similarities I can find none. Shagraz's weekly report was made up by a fraud also know as Luga-who-really-cares-he's-irrelevant now. This is straight from the horses mouth. Also one report/week is quite pathetic, to quote our Lord Rodin. We have a daily interview, our dedication to our cause is by far greater than the ones we are claimed to be copying. Also we bring to our readers creativity and try not to repeat ourselves. Something that can't be said for Mith who got banned once again, big surprise.
Theboon made an interesting point about the medications consumed by Reporter Dacil, and yourself, Proffessor Ladrir. Is it true that the side effects include but are not limited to ''dreams of aliens that look like frogs, Iberian mountain goats,formations of pike, steam trains floating, shampooing and shaved wargs in Hoarwell''?
First of all, I'd like to come out in the open about what "medications" we are currently using. To quote Eminem:
"Well, I do take pills, don't do speed
Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed
Don't do smack, I do do shrooms".
This may clear some things out on what our hallucinations may contain. Regarding what our halucinations contain I will share my latest one as it regarded our PvMP Community. I was on a boat heading towards the Hoardale waterfall, suddenly a rank 1 Hellfang appeared. She screamed at me, while her tounge was hanging out and coloured yellow from years of smoking and drinking from the polluted water pools at the slugs. "Ladrir, Ladrir I beg of you, Hand of the King! Transform me to my previous rank as this shows merely what rank reflects my skills in combat." Offended as I stood there I called upon my guardian! "Ongbyrz, I screamed, Off with her head!" The reaver swinged his mighty swords and the warg was decapitated and her head was thrown down the waterfall.
Since your biography will not be published yet, can you briefly desriibe yourself as many readers don't really know who Ladrir is, as proven by Guiwiners question.
Ladrir, an elf, a warrior, a friend. He who brought champions of all races together, who saw them fight along side eachother and do the impossible through the tougher eras.
I have to thank you for taking time off your busy schedule and for asnwering honestly all the questions. We all know you are really busy with your lectures at the Lothlorien Academy of High Literature, your demanding job as Rodins Chief Ambasador and with the writing of your new paper "Interacial Relationships in the Moors :Mad quacks and Strapped Kennels''
Not to worry my friend. My work is moving along and I seem to be making good progress. Thank you for showing interest in an old elven warrior.
It is known that during 2011 Professor Ladrir researched extensively the most fascinating species of the Ettenmoors, the Norbogs. As the following documentary is about to demonstrate, Ladrir managed to get accepted in the Norbog pack as one of their own and participated in most of the packs activities, including their male bondage ritual.
''Male Norbogs have a bond stronger than Mr Frodos and Sams. If Sauron finds a way for these magnificent creatures to do his bidding the Free People are doomed.''
Further down in his notes he identifies the Norbogs that participated in the ritual, in order of appearance.
''Weewoo, the sexiest of all
Dodamned, brutal but lovable
Tal, intellectually attractive
Ostorof, shy but intriguing
Zlaughter,the party boy
Wuzzie, the elegant balletmaster
Me, my great white cloak symbolises its my first time participating in the ritual
Twh, strong and penetrating
Mere, smells funny zS
Mong, forcefull and ambitious
Fotm, the leader of the pack shows his supremacy by dominating the rest.''