Thread: What wargs really think of

I saw this post a while ago. LMAO



What Wargs Really Think II




I made a post a while ago about what wargs really think of the other classes in the game. That was before Update 6 though so I thought it might be time to update it and see what wargs are thinking these days.

So post Update 6 here is what we really think of …

Visibles

They’re there for one reason and one reason only: bait. We can be chums with them; laugh and joke with them, and have fun with them, but their primary function is to be a bag of meat to attract prey.

Burgers

Wannabe wargs. They’re too clumsy and arrogant to be our equals though. Warg opinion on Burgers is the same as it’s always been: they function better once their faces have been ripped off.

Captains

We actually feel sorry for Captains. Hunters might be easy, but they can at least hit back. Still there is no room for pity and Captains need to have their asses handed to them just like any other freep.

Champions

Tough and hard hitting. However, we know that for every Champ who stands there and smashes your face in there will be another who runs like a little girl at the first sign of danger.

Hunters

They’re still snacks.

Guardians

Amusing to watch them Pledge and our attacks still hit them. Muhahahaha!

Lore-masters

#### Lore-master: see Hunters above. Good Lore-masters: probably not a good idea to go near these guys.

Rune-keepers

Ah #### the zap zap is back. At least they melt when you get up close to them.

Wardens

Hmmm … this guy doesn’t seem to want to die.

Black Arrows

KB thiefs.

Defilers

Pity the poor sod who tries to rank a Defiler. He does heal you though so this makes him nearly as good as a warg.

Reavers

I hear they’re changing the class description to ‘meat shields’.

Warleaders

Possibly the most boring creep class to solo with, but you’re a damn fool of a warg if you don’t know these guys are awesome. Not warg awesome, but awesome nonetheless.

Wargs

Your brothers are awesome just like you.

Weavers

Is that a spider I see killing freeps? I think it is! Good for you chaps!

QQ

The QQ is getting stronger. Wargs feed from QQ. Wargs are getting stronger.

Originally Posted by ThunderbowStormshard

I saw this post a while ago. LMAO

What Wargs Really Think II

Give credit by linking to the OP, you narb!

I know it's not your post, but going to respond to it as though they are your thoughts anyway because it's more fun that way.

Originally Posted by ThunderbowStormshard

Captains

We actually feel sorry for Captains. Hunters might be easy, but they can at least hit back. Still there is no room for pity and Captains need to have their asses handed to them just like any other freep.

I feel sorry for me too, that's why I keep going out and dying. Sadly, it's not permanent no matter how hard I try to kill myself, I keep reviving. Maybe some day my suicide attempt will stick.

Oh and by the way, I've killed a couple of your brethren, so not all of you are all that and a bag of chips, hon. I could probably kill you too, but you're never alone and too busy running around with your pocket healers.

Originally Posted by ThunderbowStormshard

Lore-masters

#### Lore-master: see Hunters above. Good Lore-masters: probably not a good idea to go near these guys.

Some day soon, Chef will make you cry. He already causes some tears since he actually uses SI.

Originally Posted by ThunderbowStormshard

Defilers

Pity the poor sod who tries to rank a Defiler. He does heal you though so this makes him nearly as good as a warg.

Actually, I'm better than you (Warleaders too). Without me, you'd be dead, especially when your CDs are well, on CD. I take the heat and provide a distraction so you can get a kill. Unless I am grouped with you, I get nothing for it other than the happy feeling helping gives me and the smug satisfaction of knowing I saved your furry butt and prevented a freep from getting his precious renown. You best show some respect, son.

<3 Bonnie

Silly it wasnt posted on a riddermark forum, just a website post from another location. My pocket healers are me usually :P Im on my WL more often than not trying to keep those fail BA's alive. Challenging at best. And yes, since I have a defiler, I would be inclined to agree....without Angmarod, we dead But it truly takes a team effort when its 12v24 like it is more often than not

Love fighting your cappy when I see em out there. And Im glad you kill me, makes it fun! Dying is trying. Hope your well, Doc

My view on Wardens when I am on my pup is to steer clear, unless I know they are spear traited. Kinda like the old adage "never bring a knife to a gun fight"

Hunters? A definite must attack. Two things will happen. I will faceroll them, or they will utterly nuke me off the map. Either way, its a quick death for one of us.

RK's? Best get them off the pounce.

Cappy? Again, check for the sword and board. And be sure to have your slows stacked when LS is sure to come out.

LMs? If they are green, gimme infamy. Vets? Best make sure you can finish what you started, or things get sticky.

Burgles? Nothing ventured nothing gained

Guardians? buckle down for the duration of the fight, cause it usually is a long one (one of the few classes that match a flayer wargs pound for pound in duration, induction and slows)

Minis? hee hee. What can I say. Either you kill em fast, or spend a long time chasing them somewhere you dont want to be at.

Just my two cents, but generally speaking any class is doable for a warg, just situationally in some cases

That's a bit too thought out for my taste. I pretty much see freeps one way and one way only... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39UgPK66YYQ

Kazak

Originally Posted by ThunderbowStormshard

Silly it wasnt posted on a riddermark forum, just a website post from another location.

Still could have linked to it, narb!

Originally Posted by ThunderbowStormshard

without Angmarod, we dead But it truly takes a team effort when its 12v24 like it is more often than not

Since you mentioned Angmarod, figure I'll comment about the fight the other day. Fighting you guys with our group of 6-7 was amusing, especially with all the "StackHealsMoar" commentary when we didn't have that many heals. My only response was in group chat at the time was along the lines of laughing and saying "StackBlightandHealsMoar" since there often at least 4 puddles of the stuff and I recall seeing one of the BAs with 3 defilers worth of HoTs on him and a bubble.

Was fun meeting you guys again and again around the map. I hope to have more battles like that.

Originally Posted by ThunderbowStormshard

Love fighting your cappy when I see em out there. And Im glad you kill me, makes it fun! Dying is trying. Hope your well, Doc

How could anyone not love free points?

Glad you finally figured out who my Cappy is, not that it's been much of a secret.

Originally Posted by ThunderbowStormshard

Cappy? Again, check for the sword and board. And be sure to have your slows stacked when LS is sure to come out.

Lol, LS. I spend most of my time 1v1ing Hraesvelgr for practice. I know no matter what, he's going to destroy me. That's part of why I love fighting him. He's incredibly good and will adjust for different styles of fighting. Plus, he's usually the only creep I can rely on to find roaming and soloing.

I blew LS against him in a fight recently just to be obnoxious (not the actual word I used to describe myself, heh), I was going to die anyway, He kited away to wait it off and I just stood there laughing and staring at him, instead of actually trying to chase him down. Rather not win by using cheap tactics and if I do, it's hardly a win, but I have no problem using them just to be a brat.

I'm a bit of a dork, what can I say?

Originally Posted by ThunderbowStormshard

Just my two cents, but generally speaking any class is doable for a warg, just situationally in some cases

Any class whether freep or creep can take on anything and succeed really, it just depends on the player and their ability. Although, some freep classes are rather ridiculous at the moment. From my current perspective, however, NERF HRAESVELGR! Ok, not really.

Some day I will get him.

<3 Bonnie

many wargs make other classes look silly. Tpaw is absolutely nasty, he melts freeps like no other warg ive seen. Dont see Hraes out much, unless there are 1v1s. Hes a solid pup for sure though. Fight starrfox one night. He good!

Originally Posted by ThunderbowStormshard

many wargs make other classes look silly. Tpaw is absolutely nasty, he melts freeps like no other warg ive seen. Dont see Hraes out much, unless there are 1v1s. Hes a solid pup for sure though. Fight starrfox one night. He good!

Hraesvelgr is always out prowling, you just don't see him because he tends to roam on his own. Or because he's camped somewhere eating my face repeatedly.

Played with Thorny several times. Hraes has brought him along for the face melting, some 2v2s and as a surprise. A couple times now I have been fighting Hraes and he will tell me to "give him a second," so i stand there waiting for him to do whatever and before I know it, Thorny has pounced me out of the blue. Hraes is a tricky bugger. Thorny usually wails me pretty good, but I've done alright more recently and actually beat him. I was pretty surprised and happy. It was close and just ticks away from a double KB for him, didn't pop my cry hoping he'd get it.

As for Starfoxx, I've seen him out and about. I think I fought him once so far at a 1v1 circle, haven't had much opportunity, but I would welcome it for sure. Chef and I found him near GV the other day. He had me spar him to remove his buffs before he took Starfoxx on. Right then we see Intolerance come charging up the hill. Needless to say, I blew every CD I had while healing Chef up from the spar to get us the eff out of there and we sadly never got to play with Starfoxx.

<3 Bonnie

what Spiders think of every class.....

Burg - - Meh...DoT it and chill....

Captain - - WEB the Earth....DoT DoT DoT DoT DoT DoT ........*breathe* DoT DoT DoT DoT DoT ........o.0 Screw this....

Champs - - Catch Pray... Web Earth...DoT DoT...Entangling web, Poison Spray...DoT DoT **Sprints away** RoOt Dot **still sprinting with bubble now** For the Love of GODDDDDDDDDDD

Guards - - Web the Earth DoT X Infinite *Sprints away* RoOt....DoT *checks for melee Aka wargs - no wargs STUN If wargs are present....root again and DoT for Filth!

Lore Masters - - DoT DoT Power Drain DoT Entangled Web DoT DoT DoT ......*stunned* BLOODY HELL!

Rune Keeper - - DoT DoT DoT DoT DoT DoT 0.0 .......Web the Earth DoT DoT DoT DoT....Assuming this RK is not Carli....
If its Carli.....- - Stun DoT DoT DoT Entangled Web MOAR DOTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STUN MOAR DOTS DOTS DOTS DOTS

Warden - - Ahhhhh screw it......Wheres the Hunters....

Hunter - - Poison Spray Venomous Haze LoTs O' DoTs **waits for them to clear DoTS** Re-applies DoTS **chuckles**


NOW for what I think about when my creep brethren are near.....

BA - KB Stealers!!!

Reavers - - HAYYYYYY slow that target I cant catch up!!!!

Defilers - - I hump you cos you heal me!!! Oh oh and i love that blue glowy line that you use!!!!

Warleaders - - I hump you long time cos you bubble me!

Wargs - - OMG wheres the Warg I need a Pounce IMMMMMMAAAAA DIEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME WARGIES!!!!!!!!!!

Other Spiders - - DUDEESSSSSS lets DoT the F--- Outta Wardens.......and other spidies are KB stealers...

if theres something I missed let me know!

Amphy

Originally Posted by DaxTalon

If its Carli.....- - Stun DoT DoT DoT Entangled Web MOAR DOTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STUN MOAR DOTS DOTS DOTS DOTS

LMAO every time I hear that clip I wet myself. It reminds me so much of my first Kin Leader On Vilya. She was a BISH and got that mad when people talked or messed up.

Couldn't resist adding my own touch to this thread.

What hunters really think when getting ganked by wargs:

"Ouch that freaking hurts!"

"To hell with Slim fast; I lose ### faster when the wargs chew it off"

"Damn, Jawbreakers needs a breath mint"

"Somebody call Animal Control"

"PETA can kiss my bleedin backside"

What was that AC/DC chorus...Oh yeah..."I'm justa giving the dog a bone
Giving the dog a bone, giving the dog a bone
I'm justa giving the dog a bone"

What goes through my mind while prowling....

"The next freep I kill will drop the lootbox...of that I am sure."

...and the hunt continues.

Originally Posted by Summberbell

Oh man....this is amazing =D

i like wargs. i think some of the best players out there play them quite well. i also think many now think twice bout trying to gank me. keep trying doggies. one day u may.

Originally Posted by vodou

i like wargs. i think some of the best players out there play them quite well. i also think many now think twice bout trying to gank me. keep trying doggies. one day u may.

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Originally Posted by ThunderbowStormshard

Lore-masters

#### Lore-master: see Hunters above. Good Lore-masters: probably not a good idea to go near these guys.

Get ready for a new (for Riddermark) LM to be coming out more often when he finishes getting geared out......