Thread: Know your enemy: the savage elf known as Carli

ok, combination of fire alarm at work and lots of free time got me thinking, oh NOoooooo....

What can be said about Carli that hasn’t already been revealed in lurid OOC chat? Let us illustrate the following factoids about this elf:

-Swift bipedal movement that will make you feel like you have one leg chained to a bowling ball while being whipped by a small, underdeveloped Rockingdrummer alt.

-Light armour that's embedded with nasty elf magic that stuns you whilst sending out a homing beacon to nearby freeps that we can only assume to mean “something something is tyring to eat me, target stunned , focus my target, dinner is served, thank you for points”.

-Has eyes behind that thick head. Akara SC Verified

-Clothing that represents a most gawd awful color scheme and denotes a high level of toxicity that makes an unappealing meal to all but the most hardy of creeps. Note just a taste of Carli has been known to produce a number of backside explosions may consume you for days.

-Does not drop elf ears or feet which are odd as they would make the perfect ashtray or book end that you’ve been searching for.

-known to make sabbatical jaunts in the study of female lingerie followed by prancing on TA lawn in a frenzy.

As someone who has had the immense pleasure of playing with him freepside in group or side by side, as well as feeling his wrath creepside, I have a few of my own to add.

He's an ezmoder who likes to test his skill against r0s, especially when they are surrounded by hostile NPCs or are in the process of mapping out.

That weird smell can be attributed to a much larger problem with something very tiny. Disease pots won't help you. Better to send your ranged attackers after him or you will have much more than mild electrocution to worry about.

Originally Posted by couillon

-Does not drop elf ears or feet which are odd as they would make the perfect ashtray or book end that you’ve been searching for.

This is something I always thought would be a nice addition to PvP actually. Having players drop items. Obviously nothing that would impact their inventory or gold supply, but body parts and other comparable NPC items for quests would be awesome. It would totally encourage PvP since you wouldn't have to just farm NPCs for quest turn ins.

<3 Bonnie

Originally Posted by couillon

ok, combination of fire alarm at work and lots of free time got me thinking, oh NOoooooo....

You thought about me? Brings a tear to my eye... and kinda makes me feel like finding some more of that elf lingerie...

Originally Posted by Summberbell

He's an ezmoder who likes to test his skill against r0s, especially when they are surrounded by hostile NPCs or are in the process of mapping out.

That weird smell can be attributed to a much larger problem with something very tiny. Disease pots won't help you. Better to send your ranged attackers after him or you will have much more than mild electrocution to worry about.

<3 Bonnie

FYI, occasionally I kill up to rank 3s. The rest of the creeps.... are just too scary. Especially Earlindwarg and a BA named Noodle.

And I can only thank Tbow for that smelly problem of mine. Shoulda had him tested first...

Originally Posted by viper0889

You thought about me? Brings a tear to my eye... and kinda makes me feel like finding some more of that elf lingerie...

Reading the Onion does wonders for one's imagination ;D