Thread: The Story of Ughlick

Ughlick started off in the world at the ripe age of 65. He was known for eating hobbit flesh and happily did so every day. He did many great deeds too! Like that one time he ravaged Tol Ascarnen with his comrades. He enjoyed sticking arrows into the backsides of the free people. Never one for direct confrontation, he took to the shadows and high places of the Ettenmoors and rained arrowy hellfire upon the pinkskins invading his proud land.

After many adventures abroad, Mr. Ughlick has returned to the Ettenmoors and plans to start where he left off, sticking pointy objects into the backsides of the filthy pinkskins. Add him to your friend's list! Invite him to your alliances! The freeps will rue the day they had the audacity to steal our land and destroy our culture! The orc holes of old shall once again be ours. Our mills, our towers, our outposts shall all be returned to us! The pinkskin vermin will be exterminated!

EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE! KILL ALL HOBBITS & STUNTED MEN!

Originally Posted by polishedglass

Ughlick started off in the world at the ripe age of 65. He was known for eating hobbit flesh and happily did so every day. He did many great deeds too! Like that one time he ravaged Tol Ascarnen with his comrades. He enjoyed sticking arrows into the backsides of the free people. Never one for direct confrontation, he took to the shadows and high places of the Ettenmoors and rained arrowy hellfire upon the pinkskins invading his proud land.

After many adventures abroad, Mr. Ughlick has returned to the Ettenmoors and plans to start where he left off, sticking pointy objects into the backsides of the filthy pinkskins. Add him to your friend's list! Invite him to your alliances! The freeps will rue the day they had the audacity to steal our land and destroy our culture! The orc holes of old shall once again be ours. Our mills, our towers, our outposts shall all be returned to us! The pinkskin vermin will be exterminated!

EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE! KILL ALL HOBBITS & STUNTED MEN!

Silly monster, that land was never yours to begin with. Those keeps, made by civilized folk, not half whit Uruks or Orcs. If you guys should call anything home, it's a cave in some mountains with a puddle of slime for you to nuzzle up to at night.

PS: We're not filthy, you are. Even if I didn't bathe for 3 months, I wouldn't smell as bad as you.

Originally Posted by Reichpapers

Silly monster, that land was never yours to begin with. Those keeps, made by civilized folk, not half whit Uruks or Orcs. If you guys should call anything home, it's a cave in some mountains with a puddle of slime for you to nuzzle up to at night.

PS: We're not filthy, you are. Even if I didn't bathe for 3 months, I wouldn't smell as bad as you.

Stop sniffing orcs do you hear me? Positively no sniffing.

Originally Posted by Reichpapers

Those keeps, made by civilized folk, not half whit Uruks or Orcs.

Half-wits eh? I've seen orcs and wargs that spell better on the snow with their...