Thread: Formal complaint regarding delivery time on food items

[In character]

Dear masters of the lottery,

Not that long ago, I thought I was lucky by winning the lottery! I had an express message delivered to me and I hastened to the post office to get my prize.

I may not be that experienced yet, but imagine my surprise when I found a piece of very old cheese in the package - in stead of something shiny or a fresh pie or fireworks!

Being a hobbit, I do not worry too much about looking at the small prints on the packaging and old or not, I dived right into enjoying the cheese along with a pint of ale from the Bird & Baby Inn. BIG mistake...

I got ill. I got very ill! If a friendly minstrel hadn't been close to help with my disease, I surely would have perished. Is this what you would like happening to your lottery winners?

Personally, I think you should have a talk with the so-called Quick Post and make sure that the food is delivered before people get seriously ill from it.

Sincerely,
Cashew (lvl 11).

Easy, cute hobbit.
Hope your problem could be solved asap and wish you good luck for lottery in the future.
Besides, i can do nothing.

You ate some smelly old cheese you found in your mailbox?

Don't be surprised if you get another mail soon... its your Darwin Award nomination

Be careful of the funny smelling berry pies that Holly Hornblower is selling. It gets even worse. She is supplying these pies to resellers. Be wary, when you are given pie slices or thinking of buying a slice.

Originally Posted by Whiteberry_Laurelin

Being a hobbit, I do not worry too much about looking at the small prints on the packaging...

Small prints on the packaging? Sharkey's introduction of technology to The Shire has advanced far beyond what we'd even feared! I suppose that was some Government Cheese that you received?

Originally Posted by q945

You ate some smelly old cheese you found in your mailbox?

Don't be surprised if you get another mail soon... its your Darwin Award nomination

ROFL! (And yet another anachronism.)

Originally Posted by oldbadgerbrock

Small prints on the packaging? Sharkey's introduction of technology to The Shire has advanced far beyond what we'd even feared! I suppose that was some Government Cheese that you received?

My mistake thinking small prints could be handwritten too