Thread: Looking for link-If turbine wrote LOTR

Saw it a few days ago, couldn't remember where it was. Can someone please link it? "What if Turbine wrote The Lord of the Rings"

I'm not sure I wish to lay my eyes on such a thing.

''The morgul blade is held aloft, ready to impale Frodo with a single stroke of the wraith's arm. He reaches once again for the ring. Frodo retracts his arm.''

''Enraged, the wraith stabs him! Frodo lays there, crippled. But wait! Frodo uses potion of healing STOREONLYSOBUYITNOWLOLOLOL and is instantly healed of the wound effect and all damage.''

''Aragorn enters! Remorseless strike, 50000000000000000000000000 points of uberwinBUYONTHELOTROSTOREPLS damage! Wraith uses cleave for 200 unimpressivenotstorebought damage!''

Originally Posted by Squelcher

I'm not sure I wish to lay my eyes on such a thing.

''The morgul blade is held aloft, ready to impale Frodo with a single stroke of the wraith's arm. He reaches once again for the ring. Frodo retracts his arm.''

''Enraged, the wraith stabs him! Frodo lays there, crippled. But wait! Frodo uses potion of healing STOREONLYSOBUYITNOWLOLOLOL and is instantly healed of the wound effect and all damage.''

''Aragorn enters! Remorseless strike, 50000000000000000000000000 points of uberwinBUYONTHELOTROSTOREPLS damage! Wraith uses cleave for 200 unimpressivenotstorebought damage!''

lmao !! + rep

No need for all that.

Frodo would just have gotten a [Map to Mount Doom] Available only for a limited time in lotro store

No need for all that fighting and walking

As true as that is, there is a SoA version of it with pictures+captions! Linkk it!

Originally Posted by OnevsOneGod

As true as that is, there is a SoA version of it with pictures+captions! Linkk it!

I found it, but I couldnt get it to work.

Originally Posted by Squelcher

I found it, but I couldnt get it to work.

Yeah the thread has been eaten for a while, but someone saved and posted the links to them that they had saved.