Thread: Aptly named, Guide of the pinky

re: The Guide for the pinky
Post by ------ on Thu May 24, 2012 2:25 pm
Chapter I – pinky
Because your class so awesome, we call you pinky. The job of the pink in runs is very simple. To teach people how runs should be like. How good pinkies do it? He it's easy he ruin the runs completely. You always should remember the leader can mumble a lot of things but you need ignore it.

Chapter II – Leader
It’s the sucker who invited you to the group. He will tell from time to time what to do, and how to it. He will do a lot of plans to how to finish this run without wipes and death, But it's not why you here. He can give an order kill, which mob kill first and when just ignore it. You should always remember, it’s a game and you come to make fun. If the leader yells your name it's mean you are doing well.

Chapter III – aggro
It's your best friend. Never let the tank have it. If you want to fulfill your destiny, you have to steal it from the tank. Sometimes the tank will ask you nicely to give him 5secs to get aggro, ignore it. Who said that’s he is the only one who need it? You want some for yourself. He can take the some of the adds, you are here for the boss. Let the boss hit you hard as he can you can do a contest with him. Don’t worry the poor healer will keep you alive.

Chapter IV – loot
There isnt much to tell, there is magic button roll, click on it as much as you can. If your will is only 93, well im sure you want some more. So get the gems with 120 will and 350 tactical mastery. It's possible that member of the group will tell you about some super rare item. Well why only he should have, you should roll on it, you allways can vendor it for 99 coppers. Medium armor, Light armor, Heavy armor who care loot them all.

Chapter V - Ta
Ta – Target assist, you don’t really need to follow it, actually you should remove it from your screen so you could see the mobs even better. You can dps everything around you, or just pull mobs into the fight. And remember the great prize come with stealing the aggro. The perfect time to pull mobs is in middle of boss fight.

You forgot about the rule of crowd control. Whenever you see a mob sleeping, you should hit him and wake him up. We abhor sleeping mobs when they should be fighting us. Smack em upside the head!

Not sure what i have done to deserve such negative reviews. I though i was awesome at everything i do...
Target assist is for the weak anyway.

-Pinkprincess, Pinky, Pink

Originally Posted by Oncard

Not sure what i have done to deserve such negative reviews. I though i was awesome at everything i do...
Target assist is for the weak anyway.

-Pinkprincess, Pinky, Pink

not named for you, a kinnie refuses to play hunters and doesn't like hunters. he calls them pinkies. not aimed at you at all.

To make it clear. its not written about specific person. its just an humor nothing else. its maybe how not to behave on runs and etc. The all pinky thing is a private joke of our kin (gomt). some kinmates asked me to write a guide to pinky to our kin website.
To be honest i believe, anyone can be that 'pinky' type i described.


And Oncard, Im really sorry i didnt knew you have toons with this name. if its insult you or something like that, i will ask jay to remove it.

Hehir

Not offended at all. My post was meant as toung in cheeck anyway. Only posted as I was sure that shak_me knew that everyone in Ettenmoors call me pink or pinky. Sorry for derailing what started as quite a funny thread, in my opinion.

its all good didn't know that sverri and pink/princess/pinky were one and the same though. just replied as i did, to ensure no confusion.

better safe than sorry..... *looks up at medo's threads*




./cheers