Thread: Interviewed for IW.. Position Taco Specialist

Had a very interesting Interview with Darckwar and Ineverdietho.. you don't even wanna know what's going on behind that shield! Let's just say I got an exclusive taste test for the new XXL BURRITO BABY!!!

I hope i got the job!





Immortal Warriors, Specializing in Making Freeps Ground Beef!!!
Taco Time

Do you have a creep rank 5+? Are you tired of being in a low active tribe? Do you have pay to win skills? Are you stuck at a dead end job at your local taco bell? Are you a grown man over the age of 45? Are you 100% comfortable with your sexuality? Do you love tacos and worship the Holy Golden Taco? Want to shove your lower frontal area in the faces of some of the most famous freeps? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER! IMMORTAL WARRIOR IS THE PLACE FOR YOU! We offer A diverse community that has over 17 years combined in taco assembly, history, and religion....oh yeah we kill freesps too, but mostly on auto-pilot while talking about our love for tacos and juicy drama. If you are interested in tacos, hawt vent talks, and owning every freep ever known to try and tackle our superior bubbles, blights, and heals, then please send a tell to any IW officer.

Originally Posted by anthonynathan

Do you have a creep rank 5+? Are you tired of being in a low active tribe? Do you have pay to win skills? Are you stuck at a dead end job at your local taco bell? Are you a grown man over the age of 45? Are you 100% comfortable with your sexuality? Do you love tacos and worship the Holy Golden Taco? Want to shove your lower frontal area in the faces of some of the most famous freeps? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER! IMMORTAL WARRIOR IS THE PLACE FOR YOU! We offer A diverse community that has over 17 years combined in taco assembly, history, and religion....oh yeah we kill freesps too, but mostly on auto-pilot while talking about our love for tacos and juicy drama. If you are interested in tacos, hawt vent talks, and owning every freep ever known to try and tackle our superior bubbles, blights, and heals, then please send a tell to any IW officer.

I work at Taco Bell, and I approved this message.....

I like burritos... can I still join?

hahaha, that is all

Originally Posted by Spacmanbobr

I like burritos... can I still join?

From the looks of the OP you'd have to like Caeser's burrito...a lot. I'm sure he'll have some flavored sauce for you if you work hard enough at joining IW.



Yea, thats what I was referring to btw...

I feel bad for people whose notion of tacos/burritos are entirely derived from what is sold at taco bell

Originally Posted by rmr7

I feel bad for people whose notion of tacos/burritos are entirely derived from what is sold at taco bell

Soy Mexicano, puedo hacer buenos tacos wey! Conozco a un buen taco cuando lo veo wey! ...pero tacobell hace buenos tacos wey!

I can almost flip a pancake without it falling apart, so I consider myself a professional chef. How do I go about applying?

Originally Posted by DreagonMK

I can almost flip a pancake without it falling apart, so I consider myself a professional chef. How do I go about applying?

1.Ask in OOC for an IW officer
2.Arrive to grams on the same rock as the one shown in the picture.
3.Close your eyes and don't say ANYTHING no matter what happened.
4.Your in! CONGRATULATION!

Originally Posted by anthonynathan

1.Ask in OOC for an IW officer
2.Arrive to grams on the same rock as the one shown in the picture.
3.Close your eyes and don't say ANYTHING no matter what happened.
4.Your in! CONGRATULATION!

Thanks!

Originally Posted by dreagonmk

thanks!

iw is now 133t 54uc3! We have a member from revelations in our tribe!

Oh Dreag no! You need many showers now Lol

Originally Posted by devilduck13

Oh Dreag no! You need many showers now Lol

Oh he will get many liquids showered upon him. No worries. In the end, he will smell like seasoned meat and cheese. All is well with the world and the Golden Taco reigns supreme.

Originally Posted by rmr7

I feel bad for people whose notion of tacos/burritos are entirely derived from what is sold at taco bell

Nobody goes to Taco Bell because they want "authentic" Mexican food. They go to Taco Bell because they have a dollar and they want a taco.

Originally Posted by thegeneral

Nobody goes to Taco Bell because they want "authentic" Mexican food. They go to Taco Bell because they have a dollar and they want a taco.

Okay, I lollered.

Gimmie all your tacos

Lighthero/Lightdeath and Lightcharge are all glad we left this server of tacos and weirdos... :/

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pls snd taco n maylz.