Thread: You Know Ettenmoors PvMP is Bad When...

You know Etternmoors PvMP is Bad When...

Your creep raid of 21 people pushes in unopposed all the way to freep camp without a single freep seen, then just 6 freeps come along (1 minstrel, 3 rks, 1 lm, 1 warden). The next thing you know your creep raid is fighting a retreat that ends with your raid eventually stuck in creep camp gates on other side of map. Whereupon the warden rushes in, aggros everything in sight, and then the rk's follow after and kill your entire raid in a few seconds. Cue sudden desires by almost all of the creeps to go to bed or go do homework.

Oi vey! -_-

When the "Post New Thread" button in the Monster Play forum functions as a "QQ" button.

Originally Posted by Haunt123

When the "Post New Thread" button in the Monster Play forum functions as a "QQ" button.

you think its bad here? go look at the Hunter fourms.

when creeps form half a raid or more to kill 6 or less freeps...
when creeps choose to stack defilers (store-bought enhanced flies) and render any opposition useless ...

i hate my server -.-

Originally Posted by Light12

you think its bad here? go look at the Hunter fourms.

3-4 QQ threads on hunter forums, 30-40 QQ threads on creep forums. Yeah, it's much worse on the hunter forums.

Originally Posted by Dontdazemebro

3-4 QQ threads on hunter forums, 30-40 QQ threads on creep forums. Yeah, it's much worse on the hunter forums.

3-4 active threads. also check number of posts in threads.

QQ is pretty bad on the hunter forums...generally I'd say the PvP forums are worse, but lately they haven't been.

When Freeps say defilers are OP.

When you log in after an update and all your key bindings of over a year are gone and your naga mouse isnt recognized. Its bad when that occurs, your inclined to post about it and then rather then wait or search for a work around you log off and play something else.

Essentially coming to the point of complete apathy.

Originally Posted by Aiyah

when creeps form half a raid or more to kill 6 or less freeps...

Originally Posted by ILES

Your creep raid of 21 people pushes in unopposed all the way to freep camp without a single freep seen, then just 6 freeps come along (1 minstrel, 3 rks, 1 lm, 1 warden). The next thing you know your creep raid is fighting a retreat that ends with your raid eventually stuck in creep camp gates on other side of map. Whereupon the warden rushes in, aggros everything in sight, and then the rk's follow after and kill your entire raid in a few seconds.

:3


PvMP is bad when your wargpacks say they only play wargs cause of the Burgs and RKs,then you look at the top 15 of your Server and see 8 r9+ wargs and 3 Burgs and 1 RK...

PvMP is bad when the first thing Freeps that enter the Moors do is call for Raid/Group no matter how many Creeps are there.
(might have been said before,but it always makes me giggle)

Originally Posted by Cillion

PvMP is bad when the first thing Freeps that enter the Moors do is call for Raid/Group no matter how many Creeps are there.
(might have been said before,but it always makes me giggle)

Can't comment on your server but on my server it's quite the opposite- we have a particular zerg leader whose tactic is to group up a raid of creeps regardless of the amount of freeps in the moors, and then go afk whenever he encounters any half-serious opposition.

when the above poster derails the thread.

when hunters think they are broken and will be broken in RoR, but will actually be better than they are now...

When hunters QQ about not being OP like the rest of the Freeps...

When wargs think hunters are overpowered...

you it's bad when...you roll a creep for the first time,leave camp only to wonder why another creep is following you....then to realize he is reporting to his freep buddy when and where you are...just so he can piledrive your newborn creep.....SAD!

Originally Posted by Dontdazemebro

When wargs think hunters are overpowered...

Bahahaahahaha xD

When hunter self-pity starts to invade this thread.
When you can remember npcs you had a harder time with.
When your healing skills activate their cd after your death.
When Last Stand activates after your death

When a creep asks for one skill to make them OP and be able to be equals to mini's and wardens and its shouted down by creep players, you know PvMP is bad. Its one thing to have freeps protect their ez mode its expected, to have creeps conditioned to the point where they dont expect the same abilities as freeps, thats very bad.

Originally Posted by Dontdazemebro

Can't comment on your server but on my server it's quite the opposite- we have a particular zerg leader whose tactic is to group up a raid of creeps regardless of the amount of freeps in the moors, and then go afk whenever he encounters any half-serious opposition.

Happens on both sides.

You know Ettenmoors PvMP is Bad When...

You're just days away from an increase of creep levels from 75 to 85 without the equivalent instant increase for freeps so every single creep should be out trying to get as many freep kills as they can on the weekend before the patch in expectation of the long drought soon to come.

And there's actually 2 freeps out fighting in the open fields... but creeps refuse to come fight them when you ask for assistance and instead spam OOC chat "3/x for OP please join", "2/x for rocky x up", "hh questing x if you need", "x up for norbogs", and my favorite, "cmon peeps we need help questing so stop fighting freeps and help us get thistlehides".

Very sad... just a burg and a hunter out and yet no one wanted to fight them. Too busy using a PvP zone and PvP characters to PvE instead.

You know Ettenmoors PvMP is Bad When...


You log onto your creep toons first time in nearly a month to cap off commies for the expansion and quickly log off, realizing fully the old adage "lipstick on a pig" applies.

When full creep raid have trouble killing 2 rk's, capt and minstrel.

When you constantly log on, then log off again 5 minutes later.

(Crossing my fingers that RoR will at least begin to fix things.)

You know it's bad when...

A significant number of creeps in a major Tribe on your server flips everything then logs to their freeps to flip everything again, then comes back creepside to flip it all yet another time...

Flipball Raid Babies...DON'T gotta love them!!!

you know its bad when you can tell if someone is a gank/zergling by looking at their tribe/kin. Serious Beisness and Solders of Bara-Dur can kiss my hind end.

When you see this statistics:

http://dailystats.theblackappendage....legaer/Escorin

and

http://dailystats.theblackappendage....egaer/Linwelin

Thanks.

You know Ettenmoors PvMP is bad when...
As a BA you get so bored you build keen eye to rank 5 (-75% run speed), put walk on (1/3 your run speed i believe), and walk into a freepball 20 or so times to see what happens...
As a BA you get so bored you build keen eye to rank 5, put walk on, and go from grams to TR rez (freep owned) to see how long it will take you... and then purposefully get 1-shotted.
grinding mats for 1 month in advance sounds entertaining...
Talking a lot on ./ooc while sitting in grams is funner then pvp.
You would rather spar another creep then go out and attempt pvp vs that ministrel/burg/etc... that has been camping you for hours
You miss 1v1 circles.
You realize that the biggest and most elitest (NOT in the good way) tribe on your server hates 1v1 circles and will therefore zerg it all the time (you know who u are and no not all of you agree with it, you follow orders nothing more and nothing less.)
You wish you could listen to freep chat and creep chat at the same time becuz ur BORRRRED.
You wish you could play your freep, but then remember what you've witnessed happen to other freeps while on your creep and decide against it .
While being CJ'd you really dont care and start moving your character with the emote movement glitch (zooming in and out at different angles to reposition your character) .
./end post

Originally Posted by Vinni-Mack

You know Ettenmoors PvMP is bad when...
As a BA you get so bored you build keen eye to rank 5 (-75% run speed), put walk on (1/3 your run speed i believe), and walk into a freepball 20 or so times to see what happens...

didn't they remove the -runspeed debuff for keen-eye?

Originally Posted by timmyloo22546

didn't they remove the -runspeed debuff for keen-eye?

Yea this was before RoR when keen eye sucked, I miss walking at roughly -90% run speed .

When you have to fill your forum ignore list with random people from other servers you don't know.
When freeps are already QQing that things are too hard.

...just the other day you see the most blatent farming ever, right in front of GV; and the freep is also on his creep and people are bashing him in OOC and he says, "we just want comm's too"...

O. M. G.

When RKs QQ about not being able to out heal a weaver's DoTs with T1 write of health...oh wait xD
When a raid size number of creeps are camping GV when an almost equally sized freep ball cant do anything but send burgs out (made me laugh that they took forever to push us)
When freeps wont help you because you do not get them renown/comms from killing things

When Wardens are standing at the back of a freep group and when you charge them 1vs 1 they turn around and run away

Originally Posted by ILES

You know Etternmoors PvMP is Bad When...

Your creep raid of 21 people pushes in unopposed all the way to freep camp without a single freep seen, then just 6 freeps come along (1 minstrel, 3 rks, 1 lm, 1 warden). The next thing you know your creep raid is fighting a retreat that ends with your raid eventually stuck in creep camp gates on other side of map. Whereupon the warden rushes in, aggros everything in sight, and then the rk's follow after and kill your entire raid in a few seconds. Cue sudden desires by almost all of the creeps to go to bed or go do homework.

Oi vey! -_-

This belongs in the "You know Ettenmoors players are bad when...." thread.

you know its bad when freeps have Godmode for five years and then QQ about creeps being buffed up to even the fight. you are all so pathitic.

Originally Posted by Light12

you know its bad when freeps have Godmode for five years and then QQ about creeps being buffed up to even the fight. you are all so pathitic.

LOL creeps got buffed? Hardly.

Originally Posted by Apache140

LOL creeps got buffed? Hardly.

im much stronger now than i was before RoI, i call that buffed.

You know Ettenmoors PvMP is bad when... theres a thread telling u why Ettenmoors PvMP is bad

You know Ettenmoors PvMP is bad when...the freevers I farm can put up better fights than other creeps.

You know etenmoors PvMP is bad when...a rank 5 captain can solo an op, but has to hide in elf camp from a r5 BA.