yes I know it's off-center and blurry, and no I don't care. I'm not Steven Speilberg!
Last summer I was at the beach with a female friend and she talked me in to getting my palm read I was shocked when the fortune teller told me that I would someday be in a movie with bow-chick-a-bow-wow music I am keeping my fingers crossed this is what the old hag was talking about she also told me I would win the lottery and get married to a super model so I am off to the quicke-mart to buy a ticket and scope out the anorexic chicks at the slurpee machine.
purple nurple face punch..sounds like a drink you can only get in grams, only 6 gold a bottle, quantities are limited, allow 2-6 weeks for delivery.......the afk surprise looks like yall really love eachother, possibly a lil, tenny, weenie too much..and lug might be a tad sore, and axe, my feet are dirty too, we dont need baths, just step into the hoardale once in a while to wash applewargs blood n fur off and ur golden
Figured this is a good number to park this guy on thanks to all the people who made me laugh and enjoy my time in the moors it was much appreciated see yall around maybe here maybe in another game if not best of luck to everyone.
Figured this is a good number to park this guy on thanks to all the people who made me laugh and enjoy my time in the moors it was much appreciated see yall around maybe here maybe in another game if not best of luck to everyone.
Shoot Caz, sad to hear that cuz you're a heck of a Warleader. Hope to see you out there again, but if not then best of luck to ya.
This was a great thread, so I decided to try and keep it alive. Here's a fresh picture, showing why we regular Orcs can't be archers, and instead have to leave it to the Uruks.
This was a great thread, so I decided to try and keep it alive. Here's a fresh picture, showing why we regular Orcs can't be archers, and instead have to leave it to the Uruks.
The reasons I found this particular screenie funny are as follows:
Myself and Munny got zerged by a reaver with 12 other duplicates, poor munny lol
Also the other online players creepside jumped at the opportunity to farm the freeps for all they are worth and they felt they could finally push out of TA towards the 8 freeps lurking outside (All 15 creeps not counting the 12 reavers)
I found this funny, hope you can see the funnyside too
Edit: I do have a nice little shot of the dogs that jumped in almost straight after this one but its not at the best angle again, poor Munny having to tank 13 reaver's, 3 dogs a few ba's along with whatever else was lurking in the background getting ready to pounce
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Myself and Munny got zerged by a reaver with 12 other duplicates, poor munny lol
I wouldn't say poor Munny in this situation. If I had the "benefits" Munny's been running around with on my champion I could have taken down at least 5 of those 12 reavers no problem.
I stayed like this for a good 5 minutes, waiting to gank unsuspecting freeps crossing over to east TA. I think the giant sword...fin...sticking out of the water gave it away.
If only I had a nickle for all the trackers I have used in the moors.
Thanks for the tea party on the rock I left all the arrows that were not damaged by lightning and fire down in the troll bowl if any of the hunters who kept shooting me want them back and axe I think you and lil would make cute babies you ought to go for it man your not getting any younger and your feet are not getting any cleaner its time you settled down and became a family man plus I need a reason to call gassy grandmama.
Though vicious when awake, the Aqua Orc is calm when asleep
lol dude this is funny i laughed when i saw this! i was just waiting for freepies to come by to gank them it worked a couple times but is always fun waiting!
I don't have any funny screenshots, but do have a funny memory of my first couple of days playing in the Moors. A couple of times I ran into creeps that instead of attacking me, would run up to me and jump up and down. I figured if they're not attacking me, they must be trying to say 'hi'. That must be a creep greeting since they can't chat with freeps. I was really puzzled then a couple of times as to why, when I'd say 'Hi' back by jumping up and down, they's start attacking all of a sudden! I think I ran away from a couple of spars confused because I had no idea what was going on...... why were people attacking after they'd just said 'Hi'!?!?!? About two deaths later, someone kindly explained that jumping up and down was not a way of saying 'Hi' in the Moors!
Last night Mums and I were bored and decided we got tired of looking at OC, so we duo cleared it:
And then Burger and friends waited on me to take a rez near EC x-roads, I was planning DFing the F out of there and be all *trollface*, but "not enough power" when they came running from every direction and fail. However, I got a very rare photograph of orc reavers in their natural habitat, sedated after a long day of shing shing.
The banner said "DrenMakeMeASammich" if anybody was wondering
This is one of many and was taken a few seconds after the "official" photo, so I thought it'd be a bit funny. You can probably find the cleaner version with everybody facing the right way in the Olympic thread
Thought I'd try and bring this thread back in style for RoR. Here's a picture of my spider, looking forward to a brighter tomorrow in the moors (hopefully with more freeps!)
I wish I had a screenshot of it.... I felt like such a noob Last night I spotted what I believed to be a WL killing a norbog near TA, Sgts. Ramp. I didn't see a rank on him (I wasn't wearing my glasses) so I took him for an unranked greenie, rode up behind him, and stunned him. I had no intention of killing him as he had no rank, so the stun was just a way of letting him know that this was not a good place to farm norbogs with a lot of ranked freeps running around. To my surprise, this greenie turned around and attacked me instead of running for TA. I jumped a cpl of times to show him I wasn't attacking and really meant no harm, but he promptly killed me. I couldn't believe what I was seeing... an unranked WL killed me....Solo?!?!?!? I grabbed my glasses to get a closer look and see who this incredible, unranked WL was O.o It was then I realized it was one of the TA Chieftans. Someone had managed to drag him out of TA, and I somehow managed to mistake him for a greenie :/
I know its big, but I had to blow it up so you could see the Combat Analysis output. Take a look at the Maximum hit in there 18,652......the Tryant in Isen took it well....too bad it wasn't on Clarrow......lol, j/k
So here I am, working on this screenshot, and then Shadoweyez killz me. I photoshopped in the whole conversation because the first screenie I took cut off too soon. It's all about the chat window....
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“Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse.”
Saulmond is on a horse, and we all know he was saying this.
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again, poor Munny having to tank 13 reaver's, 3 dogs a few ba's along with whatever else was lurking in the background getting ready to pounce 
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