Thread: You know you're dead when...

wanted to try this one out, see if there will be any funny replies

You know you're dead when DOTH catch you alone

You know you are dead when you run into a freep owned TA on your creep thinking you are on your freep!

As most say, fixed it for you

Originally Posted by Witch0King

You know you're dead inside when DOTH for some miraculous reason is able to catch you alone

Originally Posted by AshnEmbers

As most say, fixed it for you

dont know who you are so cant comment on that, but im quite often alone
Another example: You know you're dead when a burg catches you in the open. counts for anyone, but a warg

When you're questing and have npcs on you and then freep(s) come after you.

When your corpse is being jumped upon as if there was a kid on a pogo stick on top of it.

you see Clevinger



(just ask Merrsa)

You know you're dead when you step out of Grams.

You know you're dead when it says "You have been defeated by _____" Duh

you accept Eggbash's invite.

When your creep logs into a freep rez circle

You know you're dead when your morale bar is burned down to 0. Due to the enemy using there dps skills and insufficent healing skills are used to prevent this incoming damage

You know you're dead when you're playing a hunter and out of stealth.

Originally Posted by Fendrone

You know you're dead when you're playing a hunter and out of stealth.

This............

or when your in stealth, track nature, see a warg real close with others nearby, track and he's right behind you. Only then did you notice that you feel as if your being followed.

When the "recover from stun" animation happens AFTER you've reached 0 morale.

Your the only healer in the group and Spiderbyte is target calling :/ *shakes fist* I will get you one day!

damage numbers are still bombarding your screen five minutes after your pathetic little spider body spontaneously combusts in a barrage of bag pipes, Improved Penetrating Shots, and auto-crit Remorselessness Strikes.

You know you're dead when the raid leader hates you

...when you try to shake hands with an apposing NPC at a rez circle.

Re: You know you're dead when you look up during your PVE session and realize you do not know how long clockknock has been sitting on the ground right behind you.

You know you're dead when the DOTH raid accelerates toward you after you take selter in the TA quest room.

You know you're dead when none of the DOTH raid members apear to take damage.

You know you're dead when right as you rally cry your blade brother activates the one-shotter's induction.

You know you're dead when Davil is the leader of your group

This is absolutely true. Especailly if you see something to the affect of "DOTH volenteer yourself to my group. It would be an honor to die next to you in the moors." or "come die for me". "It is a good day to die" (<---- worst when its the MOTD) in kinchat. These are all excellent indications of opertunities to die gloriously.

You know you're dead when the moment you hit inharms way your moral bar disapears... Or better yet when CLockknock says sorry I have to remove shield wall. Or even funnier when clock says, "I got you. I got you, there shieldwall." followed by Davil saying, "Clock, I popped in harms way." Followed by Clockknock saying, "Damnit Davil you just kill them." This monolog is death with 99% certainty. Generally a Minstril, LM, RK, or hunter is at the recieving end.

Originally Posted by Witch0King

You know you're dead when Davil is the leader of your group

I think I may have found a quote worthy of my sig...




You know you're dead when you're collecting quest items in Grimwood and suffer a sudden lag spike and then a full freep raid is on you while they're on their way to river OP.

You know you're dead when "Greetings I am an online Game Master..."
You know you have a 50/50 chance "Greetings I am an online Senior Game Master..."

Originally Posted by Mighty_Davilizer

This is absolutely true. Especailly if you see something to the affect of "DOTH volenteer yourself to my group. It would be an honor to die next to you in the moors." or "come die for me". "It is a good day to die" (<---- worst when its the MOTD) in kinchat. These are all excellent indications of opertunities to die gloriously.

we also hear, "oh your probably going to die, but it is an honor to die beside me in battle!"

Originally Posted by Mighty_Davilizer

You know you're dead when the moment you hit inharms way your moral bar disapears... Or better yet when CLockknock says sorry I have to remove shield wall. Or even funnier when clock says, "I got you. I got you, there shieldwall." followed by Davil saying, "Clock, I popped in harms way." Followed by Clockknock saying, "Damnit Davil you just kill them." This monolog is death with 99% certainty. Generally a Minstril, LM, RK, or hunter is at the recieving end.

hahaha yup, most of the time this is how i die haha oh davil hahaha

Originally Posted by Daemunchylde

we also hear, "oh your probably going to die, but it is an honor to die beside me in battle!"



hahaha yup, most of the time this is how i die haha oh davil hahaha

Dude I almost forgot about that one.

You know you're dead when you pop your sprint and after it times out you look behind you and notice the doth raid is further in the distance than before. However after your doubletake you realize as the DOTH raid encroaches, the "make haste" buff on Davil says 25 seconds remaining.

belive it or not, Davil can do some insane stuff, I was in a group of his (creepside) we were 6 random creeps who managed to pull every npc in there including the CG, yet we killed them all and took lumber camp, that impressed me

oh btw, you know you're dead when you feel like being followed...

I've got a new one.

you know you're dead when you're wrapping up quests in Grothum, your wireless mouse dies, so you decide to use the laptops mouse pad, and a warg pounces you.

You know you're dead when people in your raid start asking how they can get armor for their creep.

You know you're dead when people in your raid "know" EC can be flipped.

You know you're dead when you try to ambush a solo freep and dont notice the incomming zerg from behind

You know you're dead when your opponent pops everything they can against you and you can't because you play a hunter.

Mag, I just realized. All hunters should be hobbits only for their flop skill. Closest thing we'll get to survival.

I've always wanted to change my race to a hobbit. oh well.

Ha. You know you're dead when your class is the hunter and you walk out of range of the GV one-shotters.