Thread: There and Nowhere Again: A Forum's Tale. By the Citizens of DD

As they journey to bree they cross the last bridge and travel to a barren and somber land when the ground beneath them shakes and the crack of bone comes behind them they turn suddenly...


(trying to bring this back to life have a go guys! and maybe try to keep the last line open to someone to add to it )

As the three companions turn, they see the most unsightly creature trying to skulk about. The creature, who had been spotted trying to follow them, let out a soft scream and said....

"By the stars will you look at these nails" The hooded figure held out a hand towards the companions. Then it removed it's hood, and they were looking at a young female.....

...wigth.
Her face and hands was covered with rotting, foul-smelling skin, long black hair was sticking out from under the hood.
The creature smiled at travellers, showing her sharp fangs, and clawed finger was pointed at dwarf.
She said...

"Who dares to pass through the lands of the shadow? You are not bid welcome here, especially the dwarf. now, go back or i will have to kill you." The group was slightly disturbed by the words she spoke, but the troll acted quickly and..

and picked her up and was ready to chow down, when she lifted up her hand and with a flash and a bang, the troll fell dazed. The Dwarf looked to his axe "Baruk Khazad!" he shouted as he charged. The hobbit, who perhaps still had a bit of chicken in him, began to flee! As he was running he heard a shout, he saw what happened. With Anger, he charged the beast wielding only a....

cooking pan that someone seemed to have stuffed in a sack for him. He runs to wack the weight with the pan while letting out a raging cry....

"Fried eggs and ham!!" The hobbit concludes by whacking the young wight upside the head. Feeling dazed the world beings to blacken to her eyes until she finally flops down onto...

the ground in a still less heap. The wight was dead. They left the body and moved onwards, it wasn't long until they came across a most extraordinary sight, there in front of them was..

a young girl. Looking at each other, the dwarf, elf/hobbit, and warg/troll had the same question on mind. Where had she come from? They were miles away from the nearest camp or town. Seeing their puzzled looks, the girl says...

"you have passed my test". They were puzzled and she continued, "You have defeated me in my wight form."
The trio was still confused, so the girl went on. "The wight you killed back there was an impersonation, in passing the test i grant you passage through the dark lands ahead of you, know go on your way." The trio were shocked and..

...awed as the ground in front of them suddenly split and a mighty beast of unknown species to the trio reared up before them. With fire burning in his ancient eyes, he spoke in a deep, baritone voice, "I need about tree-fitty." Thinking quickly, the elf/hobbit...

figured out it was the loch ness monster (from southpark lol) and decided to...

Originally Posted by thenabforlife

figured out it was the loch ness monster (from southpark lol) and decided to...

climb onto it for a ride, and it....

(non-continuance of the story but: I might as well turn this into a movie...needing actors xD)

reacts.
"How dare you attempt to mount me - a creature of my nobility! I will curse the ground you stand upon!" From there he continued to...



(@msbonks: That would be pretty sweet! I wouldn't mind joining, but i have been quite absent from Lotro lately so i don't feel i would be able to step up to that position at the moment. Great idea though!)

pester them, asking for tree fiddy or they must find a very very very nasty and smelly warg for the loch ness monster to eat. Well they had no idea what tree fiddy was so they decided to go with the second option for the warg was not so hard to find because he smelled so bad. When they brought him to the loch ness monster he was salivating while the poor little smelly warg was tied down in the corner with his tail between his legs. Then the loch ness monster said, " You must make me some warg sushi rolls plz " The warg squealed and try to break free of his ropes but no luck. So they chopped him up and gave the loch ness montser the warg sushi rolls with a little extra wasabi sauce. The loch ness monster was so pleased with the meal that he let them partake in it. It was so tasty and actually smelled good. After that...