I decided to post this thread so everyone on firefoot can include his / her character bios here. I'll start.
"Faktelion son of Astelion who was the seventh cousin of Dumtelion was a prow warrior. He was brave but not as brave as his uncle who was the bravest among the people who lived where Faktelion was born, in Faktor province of Gondor.
His mother, whose prowess at knitting could only be surpassed by that of finest seamstresses among the Elda made him gloves - for the killing - so he could strangle innocent folk that strayed into tightly packed alleyways of Minas Tirith without hurting his nobleman's hands.
Many a time he thought he was a dimwit and in fact he was - he knew he was the dumbest among the dumbest of heroes of Minas Tirith but...he had bravery, and courage - he had what others envied - he had the dimwits so even the mightiest a conjurer and not even a Maiar could entice and charm Faktelion...
Thus he became known as Faktelion The Spell Bane for no smart knight could oppose the will of a magician yet Faktelion could with ease..."
Connomir was born of sarcasm and laughter, the product of a farmer and an exploiter he quickly learned the ways of mocking what people held most dear to their heart. As a youngster he showed strength in luring morons into useless arguments that he actually has no interest in fighting, but simply enjoys watching peoples line item rebuttals to thoughts and ideas that were put forth literally to just make others respond. Destroyer of both the darklords plans, heartfelt good bye threads, and rank grats threads he thrives in the shadows and corners of the moors, just waiting for the egotistic elite to replace real life accomplishments with fake in game rank accomplishments.
His quest continues and while he has slayed the great monster of firefoot and chased them off to another game, he awaits, in the shadows, ever lurking for new prey, and new fools.
I actually do have one real thing in my bio, my greatest critical hit i have ever achieved in lotro.
Havoksnipes has left your kinship.
Connomir was born of sarcasm and laughter, the product of a farmer and an exploiter he quickly learned the ways of mocking what people held most dear to their heart. As a youngster he showed strength in luring morons into useless arguments that he actually has no interest in fighting, but simply enjoys watching peoples line item rebuttals to thoughts and ideas that were put forth literally to just make others respond. Destroyer of both the darklords plans, heartfelt good bye threads, and rank grats threads he thrives in the shadows and corners of the moors, just waiting for the egotistic elite to replace real life accomplishments with fake in game rank accomplishments.
His quest continues and while he has slayed the great monster of firefoot and chased them off to another game, he awaits, in the shadows, ever lurking for new prey, and new fools.
I actually do have one real thing in my bio, my greatest critical hit i have ever achieved in lotro.
Havoksnipes has left your kinship.
My greatest non raid achievement.
Very nice! I'm an old fool though not a new one!
Objectively if you didn't care about in-game accomplishments you wouldn't have the following in your sig:
Connomir was born of sarcasm and laughter, the product of a farmer and an exploiter he quickly learned the ways of mocking what people held most dear to their heart. As a youngster he showed strength in luring morons into useless arguments that he actually has no interest in fighting, but simply enjoys watching peoples line item rebuttals to thoughts and ideas that were put forth literally to just make others respond. Destroyer of both the darklords plans, heartfelt good bye threads, and rank grats threads he thrives in the shadows and corners of the moors, just waiting for the egotistic elite to replace real life accomplishments with fake in game rank accomplishments.
His quest continues and while he has slayed the great monster of firefoot and chased them off to another game, he awaits, in the shadows, ever lurking for new prey, and new fools.
I actually do have one real thing in my bio, my greatest critical hit i have ever achieved in lotro.
Havoksnipes has left your kinship.
Connomir was born of sarcasm and laughter, the product of a farmer and an exploiter he quickly learned the ways of mocking what people held most dear to their heart. As a youngster he showed strength in luring morons into useless arguments that he actually has no interest in fighting, but simply enjoys watching peoples line item rebuttals to thoughts and ideas that were put forth literally to just make others respond. Destroyer of both the darklords plans, heartfelt good bye threads, and rank grats threads he thrives in the shadows and corners of the moors, just waiting for the egotistic elite to replace real life accomplishments with fake in game rank accomplishments.
His quest continues and while he has slayed the great monster of firefoot and chased them off to another game, he awaits, in the shadows, ever lurking for new prey, and new fools.
I actually do have one real thing in my bio, my greatest critical hit i have ever achieved in lotro.
Havoksnipes has left your kinship.
My greatest non raid achievement.
Conn there are no words to express how epic you are lmao! I laughed so hard this made my day <3
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