Why must you deny me and my Dwarven brethren the glory of mutton chops and allow only Men to have them? This is an outrage! Mutton chops would look much better on us, and I have Lord Bombur to verify that fact! Dwarven brethren, join me and demand our rightful ownership of the much sought after chops of mutton!
With love,
Dogin Stonebellow, Bundzabad of the House Irepole held by Lord Weldulf.
Dear me, no. It wouldn't be the same at all...
'I would cut off your head, mutton-chops and all, Master Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.'