Thread: Quotes from the moors

Freepoint: Flank em

HungryReaver: Ask yourself a question - do you really want to make me angry

Adelaidrien: 3400 is plenty of morale for the moors
Ell: \slaps Adelaidrien on the cheek

Sletho: Creeps are OP
Itty: Freeps are OP

Blackadder: Get your own rez point
Frankfurd: Get your own rez point

Discipline: Everyone log out for a sec

(What did I miss - please keep this fun...)

but creeps are OP D:

There are some nasty Freeps on those moors, my Warg walked up to a group of them all friendly like, looking to be petted and maybe get a biscuit or tidbit, and the rotten so-and-so's went and killed me! Now I ask you is that a nice thing to do to a cute, cuddly, friendly little Warg?

My favorite quote takes a little setup.


One day I come out and 'x' up in OOC and hop in with a predominantly MeM group.


Fighting is over at the 'Y' by OC. I head over.


Show up with about 8-12 creep/freeps either side. Fairly balanced and this is Pre-Isen and the creeps are mostly experienced, so it's a good fight.

At the same time, I have Bailey on RC and we're chatting. He's in the creep group.



I show up right before the fight and it's on. I die quick as usual and they eventually wipe us. We're all down talking about how good the fight was when someone comments "Hey, Candy is still alive" and we all have a huge laugh as Candy explains that "Yeah, I was just standing there and no one hit me." Suddenly, Candolos life bar dives down to nothing and I hear Bailey howling with laughter over RC. I asked what was so funny, and he posts this:



[raid] Chiron: Guys, Candolos is standing over there dpsing the s#@t out of us with his bow. Can you please go take him out before he wipes us all.


Maybe you just had to be there, but it was a good laugh all around.

btw. You want good quotes, spend one raid with Chiron and you'll have a handful every time.

My favourite moors quote was from Krool. Prero a guardian was dubbed Preggo.

And then for the rest of the day all I heard was "Its Preggo, push! Push! Push like your pregnant"!.

Even after Prero logged all I head for the rest of the day was Push like you're pregnant.

Definately a had to be there moment, and anyone that knows Krool, can understand that it was just one in a tirade of quote worthy comments.

Whizzy: I want everyone on me right now!

Excalibur: Watch out for the puppy dogs camping the rez center.

Serephine: we will give em the old flankity flank.

Whizzy: That poor guy didn't stand a chance. He got r@ped!

Cas

sere come back here or i will spank u

krool (everything this guy says is a quote ) lol

whizzy sry i cant let this noop run a way ^^

bloin felo heart up go god mode ^^

castily u guys are giving them free renown ( 11v8 and gaurds pushing out on creeps )

elwizad and here i go again ( 4 warg pounced him the sec we got 2 wtab )

funniest quote since i have been in the moors.

(huge fight at GV, raidvraid)

Onid- "okay i want everyone to form a line, then when i run by in front of you,jump. We are gonna do the wave"

(we failed the wave)

*raid disband*

everyone runs for thier lives.

Favorite quote (more then one author):
- Please, don't pull the.... oh.................


But I think Krool is the king of quotes, I guess... man, it was fun last night! He speaks so fast that I felt like I was in an Auction House...

- Everyone on this warg now *sheeng! sheeng!*
- Who's not here, melee come back and *sheeng! sheeng!*
- That's good folks, I'll marry you guys.
- Dirtyhealer now, dps dps *sheeng! sheeng!*
- Everybody move away from the yellow stuff and keep *sheeng! sheeng!*

I could barely pay attention to the screen cause I was laughing so hard =)


Good fights last night, btw!!
I like that "We stand as long as we can" kinda fight. =D

Originally Posted by Coyote101

Whizzy: I want everyone on me right now!

Excalibur: Watch out for the puppy dogs camping the rez center.

Serephine: we will give em the old flankity flank.

Whizzy: That poor guy didn't stand a chance. He got r@ped!

Cas

hah funny my quotes are terrible.. i needed a good laugh.. didnt think i'd be laughing at myself thx

oh ya gratz to all who ranked creepies and freepies except kick get a job already i cant catch up.

Krool: everyone on me. we're gonna run over here, (insert warg name) are they still standing over there? good, follow me folks, run right up in there, they'll never know what hit them.

*shing shing*
*warleader yells*
*calls for heals*

Krool: nice bubble. where the @*(# are all these shieldwalls coming from.
Krool: keep going until we die, that's what we do here folks, die and have fun doing it.



*********

freephunter dies.......
Freephunter: oops 1shots again.

thorfinn(on various toons): &*(^ keyboard.

Ellouhollia: stealth warning, OMG ITS BIGBAGGIE!

also...........


nothing more epic than Chiron vs the slugs.

tekilaa: HEALZ ON TEKILAAAAA!

whizzy: i don't see him, where is he?
excalibur: Cornea's got him! Cornea's got Hemorrhoids!

Krool in the Death Box: "Crack em' up! Crack em' up!"

TDH: "Learn how to play your class!"

7/24/2011 Caliboy: grungen kicked me from my tribe lol

8/16/2011 [gmoors] Alagosanu: 'And no matter if you're healing or DPS. I get slaughtered pretty quick either way. Thus the RK charge. If I'm going down, I'm going down charging in a blaze of glory.'

9/07/2011 Quotes
[gmoors] Jaydyn: 'youth of the nation?'
[gmoors] Creeper: 'isnt that a boy band song?'
[gmoors] Jaydyn: 'oh boy which one?'
[gmoors] Fidgitt: 'There is only one'
[gmoors] Creeper: 'I think Nsync but im unsure..'
[gmoors] Fidgitt: 'Nopes'
[gmoors] Jaydyn: 'there's nsync and backstreet boys'
[gmoors] Creeper: 'good im am unversed in boybands my mancard remains intact..'
[gmoors] Oldin: 'creepers trying to play it cool like its not his cell phone ringer'
[gmoors] Jessielmor: 'i guess my mancard remains intanct too O.O'
[gmoors] Beardzilla: 'jess is a man! =O'

10/21/2011 Quotes
[gmoors] Donutiel: 'some dirty rotten exploiters may have already gotten all they ever want out of the raid and dont care if it's fixed'
[gmoors] Son: 'im a chump machine you tard burgling pencil slam'
[gmoors] Bloin: 'gmoors chat is for lovers'

LAST BUT NOT LEAST...REN RAGE! 10/03/2011!!!!!!!
[gmoors] Straego: 'We need KoC!'
[gmoors] Serephine: 'We just need Freeps in general!'
[gmoors] Serephine: 'COME ON!'
[gmoors] Huntington: 'think level 69 is too low to go?'
[gmoors] Straego: 'but KoC has 15 champs that shing shing everything'
[gmoors] Sletho: 'im only lvl 73 im going as fast as i can'
[gmoors] Thorfridvif: 'lol'
[gmoors] Straego: '72 is where its at'
[gmoors] Thorfridvif: 'were shing shingin something else atm'
[gmoors] Serephine: 'You don't have to be 75. ..>'
[gmoors] Straego: 'draighoch isnt that cool'
[gmoors] Serephine: 'I'm not. /wink'
[gmoors] Traind: 'i'm only 71 '
[gmoors] Thorfridvif: 'see serephine'
[gmoors] Thorfridvif: 'perfect example'
[gmoors] Freia: 'what's going on? I heard KoC?'
[gmoors] Straego: 'we want to borrow your champs'
[gmoors] Thorfridvif: 'ahhh'
[gmoors] Freia: 'what about our RKs or Cappys?'
[gmoors] Straego: 'er and the rest of you to'
[gmoors] Thorfridvif: 'lol'
[gmoors] Freia: 'classist...'
[gmoors] Ewie: 'SAd day - Burgs feel left out ('
[gmoors] Straego: 'but champs+greenies=fun times'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'good freaking god you guys quit using the ranger KoC flipped the map today WITHOUT a ranger. It's the stupidest thing Turbine has ever put in the game.'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'quit using it, especially skilled players'
[gmoors] Catrian: 'my hunter can come in minute to die'
[gmoors] Jessielmor: 'lololol'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'you are getting renown like it's a giant RIVER'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'so quit using it'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'its really pathetic'
[gmoors] Straego: 'ok ren if it was this bad and you where are on freepside dotn complain'
[gmoors] Jessielmor: 'yes, 8 freeps are a match for 30 reavers hugging npcs'
[gmoors] Straego: 'it sucks out here especialy with them hugging npcs'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'Hugging NPCS you mean like rushing EC repeatedly?'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'you mean hugging YOUR NPCS?'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'KoC flipepd the map without a ranger'
[gmoors] Jessielmor: 'you guys wouldn't leave stab for a good 20 minutes'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'its bad enough how OP freeps are using the rangers is stupid'
[gmoors] Straego: 'its flipping the map against PvE'
[gmoors] Jessielmor: 'well koc is frickign god then, because i'm not that 1337'
[gmoors] Straego: 'not exactly hard'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'I can't take responsibility for other creeps'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'I'm saying if they can flip the map with opposition you don't need the ranger'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'Using the ranger is just lame'
[gmoors] Thorfridvif: 'im not gonna mingle in this'
[gmoors] Straego: 'good idea thor'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'especially when you know who is raid leading'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'I've been one shotted by the ranger approximately 100 times this week it's getting old'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'it takes zero skill'
[gmoors] Catrian: 'funny you ...you... you... when most everyone saying you plays both sides it is hard to keep track of who you is'
[gmoors] Jessielmor: 'thats because you complain'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'I hate to see skilled players use it'
[gmoors] Straego: 'lol that is how creepside was back in the day'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'you guys use your skills, don't use the ez mode ranger for pitys sake'
[gmoors] Straego: 'burgs 1 shotting creeps like no other'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'I've never one shotted a full health creep and neither has any other burg ever'
[gmoors] Jessielmor: 'the reason we get the ranger is because we're really outnumbered. use the numbers'
[gmoors] Jessielmor: 'i'm done'
[gmoors] Ewie: 'yip my suprise strike is now 3.5k and then crit chain = bye bye creep'
[gmoors] Renlotho: 'Seriously, quit using the ranger you guys are plenty good withoutit'

Can't believe I got quoted! /blush Will have to make sure I watch what I say from now on. HAH

just have to add this one

snicker/beregriel: u see the cookie well right click my name and hit follow. (mother &&^%%* follow da cookie)

Myself: push into the hunters face they cant melee. even if ur a BA u have skirmishers stance push in his face.

Originally Posted by jadensaxe

just have to add this one

snicker/beregriel: u see the cookie well right click my name and hit follow. (mother &&^%%* follow da cookie)

Myself: push into the hunters face they cant melee. even if ur a BA u have skirmishers stance push in his face.

Me: Pretty lame quotes Taco.

Beardzilla: I need to log soon, I'm hungry like a reaver

We had a good thing going and you had to and ruin it by making a bad song worse...

Whizzy: Now that's how you r@pe someone!

Cas

cast bro you need to level up your cooking

Me and Frank in the water below wtab. A couple creeps chased us and broke their legs. After killing them....

Me: We are like sharks with f**king laser beams on our foreheads!

Frank:Ill-tempered sharks

Me: Right right...we are like ill-tempered sharks with f**king laser beams on our foreheads!

Originally Posted by LonelyLobster

Me and Frank in the water below wtab. A couple creeps chased us and broke their legs.

a couple of burgs vs. a couple of creeps with broken legs in the water. sounds like a fair fight...

Originally Posted by itrosso

a couple of burgs vs. a couple of creeps with broken legs in the water. sounds like a fair fight...

Well of course, burgs always make sure it's a fair fight before attacking...


Pretty much everything Chiron, Krool, and Onid say is quote worthy, since i don't want to make a wall of text, or mis-quote anything (which would devalue them), I'll leave it at that.

Griswold

Originally Posted by itrosso

a couple of burgs vs. a couple of creeps with broken legs in the water. sounds like a fair fight...

Nobody told them to chase us...

And continuing with terrible songs:
Don't go chasing waterfalls (or burgs), just stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're use to.

Probably not funny but every time someone says "frank'n beard camping the rez" i get good laugh.

Originally Posted by LonelyLobster

Me and Frank in the water below wtab. A couple creeps chased us and broke their legs.....so we burned some cooldowns and somehow managed to kill them....

Me: We are like sharks with f**king laser beams on our foreheads!

Frank:Ill-tempered sharks

Me: Right right...we are like ill-tempered sharks with f**king laser beams on our foreheads!....thank god I rerolled an OP class lol

fixed it for you ...wasn't there but this is prolly more accurate. :P

Disclaimer: Not a precise quote.




Luv ya Hungry!

Originally Posted by itrosso

a couple of burgs vs. a couple of creeps with broken legs in the water. sounds like a fair fight...

... and it all starts with you.

Slimelord talking about Euanggelion: "eugelon everybo...who is this guy eugellion? angel..Angelina Jolie everyone on Angelina"

Yay, I warrant a disparaging name! Hey wait a minute that's a girl....
/angry

[OOC] Rentintag: 'its the KoC war machine, you can't beat it without graveyard or 1.5 to 2x numbers. 3+ minnies plus 2+ cappies and an RK healing with all champ DPS is pretty much unbeatable with LM's stun immunity'

[OOC] Freepointhreat: 'what kills me about KoC is that they won't ever fight you in NPC's unless they are TOTALLY dominant OR close enough to rez so you can get one wipe for their every 3'

[gmoors] Renlotho: 'push up to the rez, when you wipe the other side 5 times over you give a courtesy wipe otherwise we'll just log, Sick to DEATH of the cowardice and starhugging of freeps on this server. Don't bother to respond I'm logging back over. Pathetic.'




REN RAGE!

Originally Posted by AlmontRaider

[gmoors] Renlotho: when you wipe the other side 5 times over you give a courtesy wipe otherwise we'll just log,

come on.... COME ON.. lol i mean really?

Urban Dictionary deffinition of courtesy wipe: "only to return to the bathroom later on to wipe because they don't feel clean or they just wanted to."

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no thanks man

Awww Man! I missed another Occupy OC?!

lol, it's good to see that the Crickhollow PvP forums are still entertaining to read. Thumbs up to all of you that play on either side, happy or not, winning or loosing - at least everyone's have fun one way or another. Even if it's blowing off steam on these forums (I swear I have more fun reading the forums than I do being killed in PvP).

./salute

Raid chat: Quagmire: "Everybody on Nobody!!!" Noobs say, "What?" Very Funny...

two of the best qoutes are:
Follow the cookie-snicker
and the tale of Robo-Spyra-chiron

Hungry: "This is the tenth time I've been tracked in a row!!!" "Aw great, Beard killed me again."