Thread: Level 99 kin leader seeks grammatical proofreader

Are you always grammatically correct?

Do you possess superior spelling and Grammatical talents?

does the misspelling of the word teh reflect the written representation of nails on a chalkboard?

Then I'm Looking for you!

Over 275 posts on this forum, 278 posts on Kin forums, 240 posts on alliance forums, 35 posts on creep tribe forums(tribe site not lotro forums), and counting! All of them requiring your attention!

I'm red deceptive so seeing the "red" squiggly line as you call it for spell check, is impossible.

you must be able to deal with my:
Dextrophobia, Elurophobia, Ephebiphobia, Consecotaleophobia, Barophobia, Myrmecophobia. Numerophobia, Xanthophobia, Verbophobia, and unfortunately my Zemmiphobia.


Please feel free to apply here on this thread, All applications will be reviewed.

Please include a copy of your finest work, and references, both professional and personal.

Job Duties will include:
Reading every forum post i ever write, copy, correct, and mail the appropriate text back.
proofreading my notes before meetings.


Job perks will include:
The satisfaction that you did something pointless
The sense of self preservation.
And absolutely no one giving a ####!

Fulksayyan Inc.
Massive Dynamics * Alliance Of Dwarrowdelf * Global Dynamics

Originally Posted by Fulksayyan

Job perks will include:
The satisfaction that you did something pointless

Well aint that a perk

As someone with the bona fides to actually answer this authoritatively, let me just say...

it doesn't matter.

As long as you're readable, only pedants will care about the details.

Originally Posted by Fulksayyan

you must be able to deal with my:
Dextrophobia, Elurophobia, Ephebiphobia, Consecotaleophobia, Barophobia, Myrmecophobia. Numerophobia, Xanthophobia, Verbophobia, and unfortunately my Zemmiphobia.


Job perks will include:
The satisfaction that you did something pointless
The sense of self preservation.
And absolutely no one giving a ####!

and hands on experience in latin (real or otherwise) phobia words.

lol yay points for the lolpost xD

xD i dont see how anyone could proof read your posts, keeping the MOtD is difficult enough, anyone who applies for this job ill be there so if you break down from the overload of work and start to say "teh" and (>**)>

oh my *bleeping* gosh. Your stupid kirby's you spam all over the place has NO EYES TO YOU :O

peace child may Kirby be with you (>**)>