Thread: Elf female

Omg its so hot.









And Sigh emote , omg...

Elf females are made sooooo hot! Dont u agree ?

She seems to have an eye contact issue, but aside from that, I am happy for you.

Originally Posted by Hinia

And Sigh emote , omg...

Elf females are made sooooo hot! Dont u agree ?

That is the entire problem.

How is a girl supposed to get a date, if all the best guys are in love with Elves?

which elf female? >.>

Hmm...hard to tell if that is a female...
hmm...
i think...
i think...
it's a male.
Can't be sure.

Originally Posted by RedSquirrel

She seems to have an eye contact issue, but aside from that, I am happy for you.

Originally Posted by Onir

Hmm...hard to tell if that is a female...
hmm...
i think...
i think...
it's a male.
Can't be sure.

It's like the old elven proverb - "If the lass can't look ye in the eyes, something dangles 'tween the thighs."

Originally Posted by Rynnzor

It's like the old elven proverb - "If the lass can't look ye in the eyes, something dangles 'tween the thighs."

ROFL! moar wurdz...

Too bad 95% look all the same except at best for the hair color.

Even that one haircut is clearly the "best" but still 2/3rds have it.

Yeah all the elf women look so similar, but the trouble is all the elf men look similar too. They all look like total dorks with a superiority complex and look down their noses at the rest of the world. How about if Turbine made them look like something decent so we don't have to play as female elves just to use racial bonuses?

That middle picture is totally a drag queen!

Originally Posted by podgie_bear

Yeah all the elf women look so similar, but the trouble is all the elf men look similar too.

That's fine since there's about one person rolling a male Elf per server

Originally Posted by Darmokk

That's fine since there's about one person rolling a male Elf per server

Originally Posted by Darmokk

male Elf

If you want ridiculously fake/unbelievable mythical creatures, this is not the MMO for you.

EDIT/Addendum: Ironically, Tolkien stated that indeed there was an appearance of androgeny in the elven race, but that it was due to the masculine features (larger/stronger build iirc) of the women, rather than the effeminate characteristics of the men. I mean, heck, Fingolfin ripped the gates of Angband off with his bare hands after besieging it for 400 years, so when you think about it, elves should be pretty dang manly.

I just wish the female elves had realistic lips. As it is, they all have duck lip and trout pouts.

Originally Posted by Tekkud

If you want ridiculously fake/unbelievable mythical creatures, this is not the MMO for you.

EDIT/Addendum: Ironically, Tolkien stated that indeed there was an appearance of androgeny in the elven race, but that it was due to the masculine features (larger/stronger build iirc) of the women, rather than the effeminate characteristics of the men. I mean, heck, Fingolfin ripped the gates of Angband off with his bare hands after besieging it for 400 years, so when you think about it, elves should be pretty dang manly.

The only reason Fingolfin was able to do that was he heard Morgoth had stolen his Shampoo.

Originally Posted by SailorVee

I just wish the female elves had realistic lips. As it is, they all have duck lip and trout pouts.

I blame Liv Tyler!

Rather be a female elf than a Human woman. They look like farmers.

Originally Posted by Onir

The only reason Fingolfin was able to do that was he heard Morgoth had stolen his Shampoo.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Onir again."

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU UUUU-

Okay, all right OP.. I see you have your Elven woman there...


...but can she stand up against Lifran, the loveliest Dwarf maiden in all of Thorin's Hall?
"Like my hat? My Hobbit burglar crafted it for me, LOL."

Just look at the way she pounds and handles those heavy bars, and the skill with working that hammer..

"Is that a mithril nugget in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

She even boasts skill on the dance floor, having won the Battle of the Beards dance-off three years in a row!

"Sooo.. Which one of you Longbeards is taking ME home tonight?"

The Dwarves may keep their women locked up in their homes under the mountain, but for good reason. I mean seriously, you Elves don't even grow facial hair! Would you even want to try and horribly fail to compete against this kind of beauty?

Yes, it would be most unfair indeed.

Originally Posted by f.i.t.c.

That is the entire problem.

How is a girl supposed to get a date, if all the best guys are in love with Elves?

"... and they trash 'em, but I pick em right up, and I graaasp 'em"

BABY
GOT
BACK
!

Elf female? Whats that? There isnt such a thing as an elf male anyway, so why make things complicated?

Originally Posted by Jeens

Elf female? Whats that? There isnt such a thing as an elf male anyway, so why make things complicated?

^Well, there are no dwarven women either, but I'd rather see two female elves kissing, than two dwarves.

Nice boobs on 2nd pic

Male elf = Pete Burns.

Nuff said.

Originally Posted by Onir

The only reason Fingolfin was able to do that was he heard Morgoth had stolen his Shampoo.

Im fan of the tolkien description, this sound fun but hardly better than the original version.

Originally Posted by Thendrail

^Well, there are no dwarven women either, but I'd rather see two female elves kissing, than two dwarves.

Seing two dwarves kiss each other would be the last thing you see anyway. Youd die of disgust in an instant.

I love how guys who are threatened by men who are better looking than they are always resort to the "there are no Elven males" nonsense. It must be hard having so little self-esteem. It must feel better to play something that might actually be uglier than the player. Get a new line, yours is played out.

I suspect an Elf male would have a tough time getting a female date outside of France.