Thread: Riddermark Satire

Thought it best to put these in it's own thread..as opposed to my 'characters" pieces which is 100% about the fun side of the moors.
These take it a bit further in the weeds and represent my view only. My intent is to shine some "satire" on our server in as much the same way you see on "the daily show" or "colbert". I may not always meet my goal but I strive to be critical but in a witty manner.

My 1 year anniversary special..out early due to a lovely vacation labor day weekend. Top left caption is Day 1 of the server opening, and everyone taking "cruise ship" to server.

ah, my weekender edition...great read on the metro commute



Covers all the inside rules we all follow 100% of the time



at a time when there was a lot of warg qq going on, not so much today

WWRD!!

I LOVE it!!!


What would I do? Probably get ganked and roflstomped :P

lol

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to couillon again

I love you. You win cyberz! Please contact me in game to claim your prize.

Side note, I'm dense, but I never understood my role in the comic with "Take it off CAPS LOCK". All I keep thinking is that I am yelling at people to take off their clothes, which is totally spot on. Clothes ruin the cyberz. Otherwise, I'm at a loss. Obviously it references something, but I can't place what. Since I love public humiliation, please enlighten me so that I may be humbled and go cry into my pillow.

That said, the cruise was absolutely epic. I love these and always look forward to seeing more. Thank you for bringing a bit of humour to the forums, everyone should be able to laugh at themselves. It's good for the soul.

<3 Bonnie

Originally Posted by Summberbell

I love you. You win cyberz! Please contact me in game to claim your prize.

Side note, I'm dense, but I never understood my role in the comic with "Take it off CAPS LOCK". All I keep thinking is that I am yelling at people to take off their clothes, which is totally spot on. Clothes ruin the cyberz. Otherwise, I'm at a loss. Obviously it references something, but I can't place what. Since I love public humiliation, please enlighten me so that I may be humbled and go cry into my pillow.

That said, the cruise was absolutely epic. I love these and always look forward to seeing more. Thank you for bringing a bit of humour to the forums, everyone should be able to laugh at themselves. It's good for the soul.

<3 Bonnie

Lol...can't wait to collect!
Caps lock...in my mind this means ..."hey, quite down guys, calm down, chill, etc) I'll explain...I see u as a neutral moderator...someone who can speak to both sides . I spotted this slogan and immediately thought that is something u would carry around at a political. rally.
Not much thought...it was an immediate reaction..... typing from smart phoone sucks

Originally Posted by couillon

Lol...can't wait to collect!
Caps lock....I'll explain...I see u as a neutral moderator...someone who can speak to both sides . I spotted this slogan and immediately thought that is something u would carry around at a political. rally.
Not much thought...it was an immediate reaction..... typing from smart phoone sucks

Well that's very sweet and I thank you. I was assuming it had to be something far more malicious, a friendly little dig at something, just couldn't figure out what.

As for the smart phone issue, definitely contact me in game to collect then. I'd offer to give you your prize now, but you need to be able to handle copious amounts of typing for long periods of time. I'm that good.

<3 Bonnie

Couillon is my hero! <3 +rep!

Dear Turbine,
Please allow me to give Couillon more rep.

Sincerely,
Dollas

Haha, story of Riddermark. Awesome, +rep

/lol /bow

my inspirations...
Evenia, you bring out the rascal in me
glff...never lets me down
Earlind, i saw what u did there ;D
Flesh, you scare me son
Stacking buffs...mea culpa, I'm as guilty as anyone
life as a low ranked creep...priceless

Originally Posted by couillon

my inspirations...
Evenia, you bring out the rascal in me
glff...never lets me down
Earlind, i saw what u did there ;D
Flesh, you scare me son
Stacking buffs...mea culpa, I'm as guilty as anyone
life as a low ranked creep...priceless

I present to you, lubbins on your nubbins.

Your rep, it has been plussed.

<3 Bonnie

Haha! +rep man! I always get a chuckle reading your satire threads. Keep em comin'.




Flesh

lol always love these kooyon

finally got some time to put this on paper....enjoy

LOL I literally laughed out loud. And of COURSE it's the champ. DAMN YOU LEMBLOD :P

Ok, so I've been on almost everyday now for a week it's been fun and I can see material starting to float up to the top, just gotta skim off the fat, he he. Again, I've borrowed shamelessly from Purebloodnakh (google lotro daily troll) and i want to aknowledge the inspiration.

lol +rep to you sir

As always your satire and comic posts are fabulous! Glad to see you are back.

Looking forward to more.

<3 Bonnie

That one comic reminds me of all the Freevers the day that ROI launched.

Awesome job Couillon. +rep

Originally Posted by couillon

How off topic drivel can brighten your gaming experience - by Earlind

Earlind knows I love him but ROFL this is hilarious. WTB Earlind the ability to be heard over GLFF and to be immutable! =D

Dear Turbine,

Please fix PvMP, if not for me or anyone really, at least for Cou!

Wasnt around for most of this but +rep! Would love to see some
Current ones!

Somehow expressing our QQ in political cartoon form makes it that much more poignant.

Hahahaha love it. Tu parles français?

Lol that's so awesome ! +Rep !

This was a live video i captured of a mini pack forming outside of GV last night.

Cletus was leading the way

Originally Posted by ThunderbowStormshard

This was a live video i captured of a mini pack forming outside of GV last night.

Cletus was leading the way

0.o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhZl7...eature=related

Originally Posted by ThunderbowStormshard

This was a live video i captured of a mini pack forming outside of GV last night.

Cletus was leading the way

I call BS; Cletus/Horse would never play and obviously OP class during obviously OP times. I need you to show proof.

When i came back, I took notice of this "artificial" grind introduced by turbine and i was really ticked off by it so of course I needed to make fun of it so here's me thumbing my nose at turbine ;D

Originally Posted by couillon

When i came back, I took notice of this "artificial" grind introduced by turbine and i was really ticked off by it so of course I needed to make fun of it so here's me thumbing my nose at turbine ;D

Ignore the girl, or not, depending on your preference. Just couldn't get this song out of my head after seeing the comic.

As always, a win for Cou.

<3 Bonnie

Couillon, you are an AD wizard