Thread: The Last Alliance; A Kinship for those old enough to know better....

Welcome new people.

Would be great to welcome you in game but.... gotta love Turbine/CM at this point.

Welcome to all new people.

Sorry to hear about your troubles Veti :/ Hope it gets sorted really soon.

*wakes up after a little nap and looks around*

Oi.. who are you? ...

*waves stick*

Clear off.. we don't welcome strangers here..

What? What's that you say?

New members?

Hmmm.. *mumbles something about not looking very new *...

Guess you'd better come in then. Did you bring any Fisherman's Friends?

Welcome to

Meadoc

Rumfigger

and

Amputated00

Just to remind everyone of the latest special offer for new members.

Incontinence pads

Have you ever had a little 'accident' when going up against a dragon in it's lair?
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All new members of the kin will be given a complimentary Incontinence Pad

. // waves

Originally Posted by SoDT

blimey Crikey... it appear that America is full of Old Gits too..

Welcome to our retirement home to;

Vrador50

Guspat

and

Maliosi

You are now committed to spelling colour and armour like what we does!

Thanks for the welcome. However I'll be spelling color and armor this way because my spell checker won't let me spell it any other way. You are now on an American server and it seems you Brits will have to spell OUR way Mwhahaha

Originally Posted by guspat

Thanks for the welcome. However I'll be spelling color and armor this way because my spell checker won't let me spell it any other way. You are now on an American server and it seems you Brits will have to spell OUR way Mwhahaha

Oh no we won't. We are stubborn enough to keep spelling with the extra "u"'s in the words.

And as we talk about spelling; In your sig you misspelled Snowbourn.

Originally Posted by guspat

However I'll be spelling color and armor this way because my spell checker won't let me spell it any other way.

On this topic.... a poem;

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore yore pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Haven't posted here yet (I think), so I better settle in and get myself comfortable. I have to rest my aching knees so I can push SoDT's wheelchair to the pub later.

And I just noticed that we don't have our matching kin avatars anymore!

Think it's time to report to this thread and contribute to achieving Grumpiest Thread hidden deed on this forum (that's it, now I jinxed it).
I know that Moors and raids guys think that they have much more to complain about, but we have more style, after all, they shut down last forum to keep some members quiet.

Originally Posted by Zyph

...And I just noticed that we don't have our matching kin avatars anymore!

Go find it on the CM forums, save to desktop (or wherever suits), upload here - it's what I did with my riddlemaster one

A big TLA style welcome to...

Gingercatsmom

*Jumps up to welcome the new member,.....

grabs small of back, .....

and collapses back in to chair wincing in pain*

Damn and blast.. there goes my back again... bloomin' new members making me move around so much.. mumble..moan..grumble...

Welcome all new recruits to the wonderful place called The Last Alliance on Snowbourn. It is indeed a mighty fine elderly home for more mature heroes of Middle-earth.

On a side note I finally activated my community account here on NA forums. See you in game!

Originally Posted by Gadmur

Welcome all new recruits to the wonderful place called The Last Alliance on Snowbourn. It is indeed a mighty fine elderly home for more mature heroes of Middle-earth.

On a side note I finally activated my community account here on NA forums. See you in game!

Mature!! calling us mature are you, well I never...

*cough*

*cough*

Someone please talk to the guys at the entrance, they've kept me out for far too long.

\o

welcome to the kin to

Jones the Steam

"Is it early you are , Jones the Steam?"

http://youtu.be/fDWk0BCeblQ

Hmm.. guess i am too old to work out BB video embedding without a handy clicky button thing

Welcome Gartharma

Hope you enjoy your time with TLA

More old timers are shuffling in to the Old Peoples home.
Welcome to:Garthbane and Ysaldir

Well, as one of the newer members of the kin, having been here since October, I'd like to say that this is one of the most accepting, tolerant and helpful groups of people I've ever had the pleasure of being in.

I'm like the token non-grumpy one though, I'm still learning that part.

If anyone would like to contact me in-game, feel free

Egilric, Egilrik, Egilstan, Gandrhulf, Skaldric & Torthelion - all reporting for duty.

Just checking something.....


..OK seems fine...

..carry on

Why have so many people viewed this thread?

Shoo..

shoo I say..

be off with you!

Weirdos...

Originally Posted by SoDT

Why have so many people viewed this thread?

Shoo..

shoo I say..

be off with you!

Weirdos...

I thought we were trying to get you up to the 20k views like the CM thread?

Welcome to all of those who have joined us recently

BOOM!

That's the sounds of me revitalising this thread.

For those of you that dual-game, we not only have a LOTRO kinship, we have a SWTOR Alliance for those that want to go over there for some reason.

Me? I'm stuck firmly in Middle Earth (my ### is too big to go elsewhere)

Originally Posted by Mofette

BOOM!

That's the sounds of me revitalising this thread.

For those of you that dual-game, we not only have a LOTRO kinship, we have a SWTOR Alliance for those that want to go over there for some reason.

Me? I'm stuck firmly in Middle Earth (my ### is too big to go elsewhere)

As am I, stuck firmly in Middle Earth, that is. Great kinship meets great game. AND, one that won't leave you bored after two or three months.

Did I post drunk again?

Ace!

Originally Posted by Mofette

Did I post drunk again?

You? Surely not!

Druuuuuunk posting ######!

We are currenytly having a objolyl good time rainginding and killing dargons and SARUMAN and stuff so cxome and join us, I promise not to molrst you too much. I like hugging knees xxxxx

Originally Posted by Mofette

Druuuuuunk posting ######!

We are currenytly having a objolyl good time rainginding and killing dargons and SARUMAN and stuff so cxome and join us, I promise not to molrst you too much. I like hugging knees xxxxx

Best. Recruitment. Post. Ever.

Originally Posted by RandomLetters

Best. Recruitment. Post. Ever.

Oh, whoops! Haha!

Originally Posted by Mofette

I like hugging knees xxxxx

You are a Hobbit.

Knees is the only thing you can hug.

LOL

All The Best

Originally Posted by Egilric

You are a Hobbit.

Knees is the only thing you can hug.
...

Well if you'd just sit down you tallskinny you

Originally Posted by Egilric

You are a Hobbit.

Knees is the only thing you can hug.

LOL

All The Best

Whatever you do DON'T feed them
Trying to fight a dragon with Hobbits hugging you knees adds a certain excitement to the proceedings.

I can still walk quicker than Saruman can. Just wanted that out there.

Originally Posted by MercySmith

I can still walk quicker than Saruman can. Just wanted that out there.

I think the kin house snails move faster than Saruman!