Thread: Funniest "forum appropriate" lines you've seen in public chat...

Today, out in the moors... says one freep to another freep...



...priceless.

Lmao I totally saw that in OOC. Lol'd so hard.

For when you want your toon to be like the Warden you wish your boyfriend could smell like.

Dwarves and mens stinks, there's no miraculous fragance, not for man or dwarve, yewck x(

When I spot something funny i promise to post here...

Originally Posted by Ingway

Dwarves and mens stinks, there's no miraculous fragance, not for man or dwarve,

Hey my champion got rained on last week, and waded across a stream sometime recently.

What more do you want?

Hey everyone, let's keep it away from the inappropriate content too, like any allusions. Otherwise, we're all fine here, now.

Love the first submission, btw. :3

[Fellowship] Player 1: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
The Master Tomb-robber defeated Player 1.
[Fellowship] Player 1: dang it


[Fellowship]Player 2: I can draw all aggro, they can't hurt me.
(Seconds later) Player 2 has been defeated.
[Fellowship]Player 2: Well poop.

D; MY POST! noooo!

You mess with the bull, you get the horns, Shadow my man.

[glff] Av***s: '"went back inside. shes like whats that smell. i said ?????, thats just my bo, and if you dont like it, ill kill you'

You know what this dead thread needs? Some BRYAN-ISMS!!

My personal favorite Bryan-ism:
[glff] Bryanil applies a benefit of Ham Sandwich to my cup of noodles.

/rezzes ancient thread

Originally Posted by takimeta

You know what this dead thread needs? Some BRYAN-ISMS!!

My personal favorite Bryan-ism:
[glff] Bryanil applies a benefit of Ham Sandwich to my cup of noodles.

/rezzes ancient thread

I have two

Arrows are sharp, and therefore, do damage.

cantcontrolothersgl

glff: Ichaerus scored a devastating hit with Remorseless Strike to bacon sandwich for 6313 damage to morale.
glff: Ichaerus has defeated bacon sandwich.

I believe this happened about a month before RoI came out, and some banter was going on in glff.
A few people at the time showed favorable reactions to this. I then proceeded to go on a bacon sandwich killing spree.
*queues Unreal Tournament announcer sound pack*

Originally Posted by takimeta

You know what this dead thread needs? Some BRYAN-ISMS!!

My personal favorite Bryan-ism:
[glff] Bryanil applies a benefit of Ham Sandwich to my cup of noodles.

/rezzes ancient thread

Well in that case:

OOC: Bryaning: We all have hidden power and it is all equal. Everyone of us has the same power and can defeat anything that stands in our way.

Agtug has defeated Bryaning.
Agtug has defeated nameless creep 1.
Agtug has defeated nameless creep 2.

OOC: nameless creep 1: hey bryaning next time can we see some of that power.
OOC: nameless creep 2: We can't ... it is hidden.

Now it may have been bcause it was some ridiculous hour but I laughed so hard I literally fell off my chair and cried and Agtug killed me next 8/.

[OOC] This one creep: 'is it possible to get beyond ettenmoors'
[OOC] This other creep: 'IF you close your eyes...click your heels three times together'
[OOC] This other creep: 'and say, theres no place like bree
[OOC] This one creep: 'are you just kidding?'
[OOC] This other creep: 'yes...yes I am'



I thought this to be funny rofl. it just happened like, 10 minutes ago lol

(Advice) Unknown Player: Can you go to Middle Earth in this game?

Originally Posted by arakaz

well in that case:

Ooc: Bryaning: We all have hidden power and it is all equal. Everyone of us has the same power and can defeat anything that stands in our way.

Agtug has defeated bryaning.
Agtug has defeated nameless creep 1.
Agtug has defeated nameless creep 2.

Ooc: Nameless creep 1: Hey bryaning next time can we see some of that power.
Ooc: Nameless creep 2: We can't ... It is hidden.

Now it may have been bcause it was some ridiculous hour but i laughed so hard i literally fell off my chair and cried and agtug killed me next 8/.

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Originally Posted by bobbyorr123

(Advice) Unknown Player: Can you go to Middle Earth in this game?

Didn't a freaver ask once on Creep OOC, "How can I get to Bree?" hahaha

[OOC] Xenomorph: 'You obey Arakaz. You have acquired the trait 10 More Sconds of Life. You may now be known as Xenomorph, Listened to the Kaz to those you meet in your travels.'


made me lolwut

"The Kaz"... you mean from the forums?

Oh no you dont toa

Your the only person here "From the forums"

Your not pwning this off on someone else.

Originally Posted by Fulksayyan

Your the only person here "From the forums"

Your not pwning this off on someone else.

He already gave it to me, or I stole it I guess.

Shut it or spider goes smoosh, Toa will be teh only person We recognize as From The Forums

Originally Posted by Fulksayyan

Shut it or spider goes smoosh, Toa will be teh only person We recognize as From The Forums

*tucks the spider behind himself*

and who is smooshing him exactly??....... you? *looks menacing*

Originally Posted by Arakaz

*tucks the spider behind himself*

and who is smooshing him exactly??....... you? *looks menacing*

N'awww!
Don't smoooosh him! He's too cute to die!

@Fulk The way I see it I can talk until you hit 75, unless your hiring someone to do the smooshing.

@Arakaz & Aellor lolol

/sarcasim


What dont you guys understand about delegation?

I havent gotten my hands dirty in a game in years... call it what you will, but theres a reason i run the largest active kin on dwarrowdelf.


xD For now anyways xD

/endsarcasim


I dont need to smoosh the spider myself, hell i dont even need to pay someone to do it, Chances are, somewhere at sometime, The spider will still go smoosh.


@arak, dont have to be all butt soar, ill be back on creepside to bug teh hell out of you eventually.

Originally Posted by Fulksayyan

@arak, dont have to be all butt soar, ill be back on creepside to bug teh hell out of you eventually.

will try and restrain my butt from soaring.......

ermm just remind me.. who are you again?

This wasn't something said in chat, but in RL, relating to my character:

"I'm the Blender of Death; just turn me on and throw me at them!"

I actually said that, THEN thought about it..became a nice joke among friends, lol.

The previous part of the convo is not forum appropriate so I will stick with this

[OOC] Karganos: 'MOARFIRE'
[OOC] Karganos: 'KILL HER BATS'
[OOC] Bbatburz: 'i refuse to kill anybody anymore'
[OOC] Karganos: 'You feel as though you are being followed..'
[OOC] Karganos: 'reaver stealth mode activated'
[OOC] Lunath: 'Dont forget to hum the Jaws theme'

I've seen too many funny things in Dwarrowdelf convos but this is the only one that comes to mind atm.

*Runez recounting his experience in a skirmish with enthagar and a few other fellows in glff chat*

Runez: "Hold on guys, brb in 2 mins."

Enthagar tells you, "dude are u there?"

10 secs later.

Enthagar tells you, "We've started the boss battle. Where are you?!"

30 secs later

Enthagar tells you, "WHERE F****** ARE YOU?"

32 seconds later

You have been dismissed from fellowship.

[Kinship] Chickendorf: ohh hey dyme
[Kinship] Chickendorf: i know you will back me up on this
[Kinship] Juwulf: :cue theme from Jaws:
[Kinship] Chickendorf: are white chocolate macadamian nut cookies amazing or not?
[To Kinship] ...
[To Kinship] They are not
[Kinship] Chickendorf: WHAT?
[To Kinship] They would be if they had an option to be WITHOUT THOSE STUPID MACADAMIA NUTS!
[Kinship] Chickendorf: thats racist
[To Kinship] No, the current state of things is racist
[Kinship] Aelran: see
[Kinship] Aelran: gross
[To Kinship] There are no plain white chocolate chip cookies without macadamia nuts
[To Kinship] AND THERE SHOULD BE
[Kinship] Chickendorf: are you allgeric to them?
[To Kinship] No, they just taste like NOTHING but they LOOK like white chocolate so I bite into that part of the cookie thinking white chocolate BUT IT'S A (expletive deleted) MACADAMIA NUT THAT TASTES LIKE NOTHING
[Kinship] Aelran: hahaha
[Kinship] Chickendorf: lol
[To Kinship] It's not funny!
[Kinship] Aelran: certainly not
[To Kinship] Cookies are serious business yo
[Kinship] Chickendorf: fine, im just going to crawl back under my hole and go to sleep
[To Kinship] AS WELL YOU SHOULD!

Just wanted everyone to know what they miss on a daily basis by not being in BR.

needs guido quotes

Originally Posted by EternalDyme

[Kinship] Chickendorf: ohh hey dyme
[Kinship] Chickendorf: i know you will back me up on this
[Kinship] Juwulf: :cue theme from Jaws:
[Kinship] Chickendorf: are white chocolate macadamian nut cookies amazing or not?
[To Kinship] ...
[To Kinship] They are not
[Kinship] Chickendorf: WHAT?
[To Kinship] They would be if they had an option to be WITHOUT THOSE STUPID MACADAMIA NUTS!
[Kinship] Chickendorf: thats racist
[To Kinship] No, the current state of things is racist
[Kinship] Aelran: see
[Kinship] Aelran: gross
[To Kinship] There are no plain white chocolate chip cookies without macadamia nuts
[To Kinship] AND THERE SHOULD BE
[Kinship] Chickendorf: are you allgeric to them?
[To Kinship] No, they just taste like NOTHING but they LOOK like white chocolate so I bite into that part of the cookie thinking white chocolate BUT IT'S A (expletive deleted) MACADAMIA NUT THAT TASTES LIKE NOTHING
[Kinship] Aelran: hahaha
[Kinship] Chickendorf: lol
[To Kinship] It's not funny!
[Kinship] Aelran: certainly not
[To Kinship] Cookies are serious business yo
[Kinship] Chickendorf: fine, im just going to crawl back under my hole and go to sleep
[To Kinship] AS WELL YOU SHOULD!

Just wanted everyone to know what they miss on a daily basis by not being in BR.

I loves Macadamia nuts =D

also I've seen so many hilarious things as well xd
a recent one:
Person in glff: 11/12 for Skirm raid. will take anything.
Me: Even a kitten?
Person in glff: If it;s level 75 and can do damage, yes.
Brandic: That kitten is a beast.

Originally Posted by Eldrandir

The previous part of the convo is not forum appropriate so I will stick with this

[OOC] Karganos: 'MOARFIRE'
[OOC] Karganos: 'KILL HER BATS'
[OOC] Bbatburz: 'i refuse to kill anybody anymore'
[OOC] Karganos: 'You feel as though you are being followed..'
[OOC] Karganos: 'reaver stealth mode activated'
[OOC] Lunath: 'Dont forget to hum the Jaws theme'

Omg this made me Lol for real.

You know we can't go for long without a Bryan quote:

[glff] Bryanala: 'Sticking a hot corn dog into a jar of mayo coats it like syrup on pancakes.'

Originally Posted by takimeta

You know we can't go for long without a Bryan quote:

[glff] Bryanala: 'Sticking a hot corn dog into a jar of mayo coats it like syrup on pancakes.'

Lmao i remember that one xD that was great.

This happened a few days ago:


[glff] Mormelgil: 'Tolkien Society we are rank 9 With kinhouse and website we LOVE to Role Play /tell mormelgil if u want in'
[glff] Mormelgil: 'oops lol'
[glff] Mormelgil: 'WC'
[glff] Gamarin: 'is role play whati think it is?'
[glff] Mormelgil: 'meant for Regional'
[To glff] 'it is what you think it is'
[glff] Mormelgil: 'no we just go on adventures throw concerts get into character when talking sometimes u know the works'
[To glff] 'grown men dressing up in scantily clad revealing viking amazon outfits pretending to be strong women'
[glff] Gamarin: 'wow scorin'
[To glff] 'it's true'
[glff] Mormelgil: 'wierd scorin'
[glff] Gamarin: 'if ur gay why are u attracted to women characteristics?'
[To glff] 'ever go to your friends' dnd party'
[glff] Mormelgil: 'even for you'
[To glff] 'that happens all the time there'
[To glff] 'how is that wierd for me?'
[To glff] 'that's a fact of reality when you and your friends role play for dnd'
[To glff] 'that's how it is with us'
[glff] Gamarin: 'young elf lf for other female elves dressed as female elves and in no way male or dorf'
[To glff] 'no dwarves'
[To glff] 'one party we made... we were all female elves in chainmail bikinis'
[To glff] 'took some doing to get the bikinis right, but it worke'
[To glff] 'worked*'
[glff] Oloros: 'scorin clearly you have issues that need psychiatric help'
[To glff] 'what's wrong with pretending to be a woman and crossdressing?'
[glff] Mormelgil: 'everything'
[glff] Gamarin: 'whats wrong with pretendign to be a cow and sleepign with bull?'
[glff] Oloros: 'exactly'
[To glff] 'if women can dress up with men's clothing and it's apparently awesome and manly, why not the other way around?'
[To glff] 'sounds sexist to me'
[glff] Oloros: 'sounds like youre trolling to me'
[glff] Gamarin: 'womein in construction overalls yum'
[glff] Strikerin: 'other way round.... terrible and girly? sounds about right'
[To glff] 'so women are terrible?'
[glff] Mormelgil: 'lol how else do u date 1 u dont say wow ur in jeans and a t-shirt i won date u now even if there hmm say megan fox or cotte de pable'
[glff] Strikerin: 'nope, but guys dressed as girls... yup'
[glff] Khelrion: 'ew lol'
[To glff] 'how is there anything wrong with a man in a miniskirt?'
[To glff] 'it doesn't make sense'
[glff] Khelrion: 'You can do what you want'
[glff] Khelrion: 'No one has to like it though'
[To glff] 'all we got to do is shave our legs or get them waxed and BAM! smooth girly legs'
[glff] Mormelgil: 'but if i was a girl and saw a guy in a tight pick low cut sirt with the gut showing and a purple miniskirt id be like eww get lost freak'
[To glff] 'no gut'
[To glff] 'six pack'
[To glff] 'toned and a washboard'
[glff] Mormelgil: 'wow scorin u sound experianced at this'
[glff] Khelrion: 'Lmao'
[glff] Khelrion: 'Sounds kinda >.<'
[To glff] 'that's because i am experienced at this'
[glff] Mormelgil: 'i begin to wonda if uve done this before MORE than once'
[To glff] 'homosexuality is a lifestyle bro'
[To glff] 'i live it'
[To glff] 'and i live it proudly'
[glff] Khelrion: 'Then good for you :P'
[To glff] 'why thank you'
[glff] Oloros: 'good for you... just dont share it with us'
[To glff] 'see, khelrion understands'
[glff] Andjil: 'WTH did I just walk into? :/'
[glff] Mormelgil: 'but plz we dont want to here ur ramblings about a guy shaving his legs and wearing a miniskirt'
[glff] Khelrion: 'I understand what? xD'
[glff] Fantos: 'any sfm skirm raids?'
[To glff] 'you should try it too'
[glff] Khelrion: 'Ummm, no thanks...'
[To glff] 'it will win you female friends you can proudly go shopping with'
[To glff] 'get your hair did together'
[glff] Caje: 'any 75 raid group forming?'
[glff] Mormelgil: 'id rather die straight then live gay'
[glff] Khelrion: 'I must give you one thing, he's a good troll xD'
[glff] Oloros: 'Scorin has been added to your Need psychiatric help list.'
[To glff] 'k morm, but ur missing out'
[glff] Mormelgil: 'as i said'
[glff] Mormelgil: 'id rather die straight then live gay'
[glff] Khelrion: 'Lol Scor, I think it's safe to say that we aren't missing out'
[glff] Khelrion: 'And if that is your, thing, cool'
[glff] Khelrion: 'But keep it to yourself :P'
[glff] Mormelgil: 'and ur close friends'
[glff] Togira: 'away from an MMORPG'
[glff] Khelrion: '^'
[glff] Khelrion: 'Rofl'

Originally Posted by GoogleKeithBoadwee

Epicness

Scorin is my hero. Gamarin sucks.

I wasn't actually there because I was freepside so I can't say that this is verbatim,,or whether it was said at all as it's just hearsay,,,however,,,apparently one of the creeps, I dunno who?? but one of them said in OOC

Unknown Creep: Let them take nothing

The creeps then 'strategically' set themselves up all over the map with lookouts so that we could 'take nothing' without them knowing,,,,Well, following that alleged comment by said 'unknown creep' there were a number of other things posted in the chat channel over the next hour or so:

TR has fallen to the Freeps
LC has fallen to the Freeps
Isendeep has fallen to the Freeps

You get the message,,,,lol....so to 'Unknown Creep' - you delivered the Funniest "forum appropriate" line for today




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