Thread: Things a Hunter would like you to know...because we've got a little free time, s'cool

I've got this!.

Other people are in this fellowship, sure. Hold on. AFK. Back. Like I said, others are in the fellowship and they have their own unique symbols next to their name, but I'm looking to see how many bow and arrow symbols are here. Not like I know (or even need to know) who else is in group. I just need to know two things... Who do I click to target, and who do I click on when it's time to pull aggro just because I can?

Loremasters, You're the guy with the stick and the animal I keep trying to target. Seriously, can I kill it? No? Then put it away. I'm getting confused. This is kinda cool! You make a target stand still, I make it move again! This is a fun game. Look there's a whole bunch of stuck mobs. I'll hit them all... RAIN OF ARROWWWWWWS! That's better. Stop typing in chat. I keep missing the damage numbers.

Captains, Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I understand sir. Yes sir. Sheesh. Get a load of this guy. All that planning to kill stuff. HA! He made me bow! Cool. Bow looks just like Bow, as in my Bow and Arrow. One time, I tried the Bow emote because I thought I could show off my weapon. What? Right. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. (I'll talk to you when he's not looking)

Minstrels Is there any way to turn that music off? My iTunes gets borked when you do that. Dude, chill. All you do is heal anyways, so why do you freak out? No, you don't have to heal me. I'm fine with dying. Seriously. I do it all the time solo. Why would it bother me here?

Wardens, Ummmm. You're one of the new guys, right? So.... you're a tank with more buttons? No? A champ with less damage? No? Okay. You can go OT. I didn't know we had off topic in chat. How do you hold your beer if you play with two hands?

Hunters Yeah! Hook me up with the high five brother! Yeah! seriously, off my mobs, dude. You take that side, I'll take this one. Awesome! Did the Captain dude talk to you? Yeah, what a tool! OMG, quiet he heard us.

Rune Keepers Mage! Do something cool! Okay, not that cool, tone it down a notch. I can put light on my arrows. It's not like a huge lightning bolt or anything but it kinda sounds like a Ghost Squirrel. So... get a lot of aggro with all that flash bang? You try NOT to do that? Why? Dude! Announce your huge threatiness! Announce it! if I were you, I'd insist on being the leader. Yeah. Okay... um, cya! (what a waste)

Burglars, Hey little man, wassup! Didn't even see you there! What? You didn't want me to see you? Okay. Why? I can't shoot you anyways. Stop it! Okay, yeah, I get it! Griefer. You got a lot off buttons too. I bet you know what every single one does too. Huh. Watch this. 1 1 2 1 1 2. That's all there is to it. I can do that while typing, pouring a round for the boys, hitting up the remote and talking to my wife. That's the way to roll.

You see, it's not about who's got... hang on. BRB.

Sorry. Crashed.

Someone mention there are two other classes? When did we get those?

Guards Ohhhh, right! Forgot about the tank! ha ha. Sorry. My bad. Round em up cowboy and let's get this rodeo started! I'll behave. I swear! Scout's honor. Are you the Captain's brother? No. Just asking. Yes, sir. Yes, sirs, both of you. I get it. Wondertwin powers! ha ha. I'm kidding! No, come back!

Champs Hi. What? Slow down I can't undertsand you. No. Slow down. Type one letter at a time. Dude! No way! Szzhep deedle maba meep moo? Okay. I like this guy! Hey, everyone, watch me make him chase after these mobs! Get em get em get em! Ohhhh. Good job! Whoa! Easy now. Okay, Captain sir, give this guy the talk. This should be fun to hear.

So, like I was saying. I have to work tomorrow. Sorry to bail in the middle. Cya!

I may have just died a little inside. but only because I have seen this guy in the mirror.






*I don't care who ya are...that's funny right there*

Ok, I definitely lol'd. But what about Guards and Champs?

Ha! Finally somebody who gets why the original Champ post was funny.

Well played, arrow-boy, well played.

Originally Posted by Ayrolen

Ok, I definitely lol'd. But what about Guards and Champs?

We have guards and champs? Okay, I'll add... jeesh...

See, Its humorous when you point out your own class' foibles while mocking other classes. This OP gets it (like the Champ one did). The Burg and Guard ones were meh.

Originally Posted by hex2323

We have guards and champs? Okay, I'll add... jeesh...

Inorite? Champs are so subtle in their playstyle. I can't imagine how you forgot they existed...

Originally Posted by Ayrolen

Inorite? Champs are so subtle in their playstyle. I can't imagine how you forgot they existed...

Melee classes all look the same to me... I kinda think of them like NPCs.

Very good. Love all the AFK and crashing - you've been in my groups, I know it.

RK - "Announce your huge threatiness!" - lmao

Needs an "Ooops, hit DF by mistake" moment added though.

This is cute. I KNOW Hunters like this.

Funny stuff... thank you!

Originally Posted by Lurkerinthemist

Very good. Love all the AFK and crashing - you've been in my groups, I know it.

RK - "Announce your huge threatiness!" - lmao

Originally Posted by Cloudie-wan

This is cute. I KNOW Hunters like this.

The secret is, Hunters have an unknown skill called 'Group Mind' which lets them all control every hunter at every second, so that we're consistent... and can go AFK while the group mind plays our characters.

Nice return to the original Champ theme. +rep to you, I LOL'ed pretty hard. Maybe because I have a hunter too.... Well done!

When I'm feeling real adventursome on my hunter I will occasionally change my rotation to 1 1 2 1 1 2 3 ! No more face-rolling for me.

Originally Posted by japridemor

When I'm feeling real adventursome on my hunter I will occasionally change my rotation to 1 1 2 1 1 2 3 ! No more face-rolling for me.

Yeah, just don't do that while anyone is paying attention or they'll start sending you IMs, which, I don't know about you, but causes me to panic and log instantly. And don't spill your drink getting fancy either. Let the game come to you...

Yay! Really nice job representing us hunters! Dood, I mean rockalicious!

Originally Posted by hex2323

The secret is, Hunters have an unknown skill called 'Group Mind' which lets them all control every hunter at every second, so that we're consistent... and can go AFK while the group mind plays our characters.

Group Mind....I don't understand this....wait! I know my problem!!

/rolls a hunter

Originally Posted by LavenderFire

Group Mind....I don't understand this....wait! I know my problem!!

/rolls a hunter

Awesome! Dude, for real, stay off my mobs. k? Thanks.

Originally Posted by hex2323

Awesome! Dude, for real, stay off my mobs. k? Thanks.

So wait...what's this stick with the string for? And this arrow keeps breaking when I try to stab the mob in the back with it...

Originally Posted by hex2323

Wardens, How do you hold your beer if you play with two hands?

Lots of practice.

Originally Posted by LavenderFire

So wait...what's this stick with the string for? And this arrow keeps breaking when I try to stab the mob in the back with it...

There was a guide somewhere... uh, hmmm. BRB.

Originally Posted by hex2323

loremasters, You're The Guy With The Stick And The Animal I Keep Trying To Target. Seriously, Can I Kill It? No? Then Put It Away. I'm Getting Confused. This Is Kinda Cool! You Make A Target Stand Still, I Make It Move Again! This Is A Fun Game. Look There's A Whole Bunch Of Stuck Mobs. I'll Hit Them All... Rain Of Arrowwwwwws! That's Better. Stop Typing In Chat. I Keep Missing The Damage Numbers.

So, Like I Was Saying. I Have To Work Tomorrow. Sorry To Bail In The Middle. Cya!

Lmfao!

/7890
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Originally Posted by hex2323

Loremasters, You're the guy with the stick and the animal I keep trying to target. Seriously, can I kill it? No? Then put it away. I'm getting confused. This is kinda cool! You make a target stand still, I make it move again! This is a fun game. Look there's a whole bunch of stuck mobs. I'll hit them all... RAIN OF ARROWWWWWWS! That's better. Stop typing in chat. I keep missing the damage numbers.

Epic, + Rep for you my friend.

Someday, someone clever will make a Warden version of this kind of spoof. I imagine it will go something like this:

Warden thoughts on other classes:

What? I thought this was a strictly solo game! We can group with others? Why, how many people are needed to beat Bogbereth? More Wardens would be OP...wait other classes? Ah, seen 'em running around.

Originally Posted by hex2323

Captains, Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I understand sir. Yes sir. Sheesh. Get a load of this guy. All that planning to kill stuff. HA! He made me bow! Cool. Bow looks just like Bow, as in my Bow and Arrow. One time, I tried the Bow emote because I thought I could show off my weapon. What? Right. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. (I'll talk to you when he's not looking)

Awww, c'mon. EVERY hunter should love the friendly Captains, for they give us To Arms and Oathbreakers for even GREATER threatiness!

Originally Posted by Cloudie-wan

This is cute. I KNOW Hunters like this.

Nuh-uh. Never.

Funny post, agreed with all of it! Nice work.

Originally Posted by Taralom

Awww, c'mon. EVERY hunter should love the friendly Captains, for they give us To Arms and Oathbreakers for even GREATER threatiness!

Agreed. Just didn't seem as funny to leave them out.

Really, I love all the classes. They help me get my rightful share of loot!

Outstanding post. Captures the sense of awesome from the epic Champion post and puts a Huntery twist on it. Well done!

Originally Posted by hex2323

Burglars, Hey little man, wassup! Didn't even see you there! What? You didn't want me to see you? Okay. Why? I can't shoot you anyways. Stop it! Okay, yeah, I get it! Griefer. You got a lot off buttons too. I bet you know what every single one does too. Huh. Watch this. 1 1 2 1 1 2. That's all there is to it. I can do that while typing, pouring a round for the boys, hitting up the remote and talking to my wife. That's the way to roll.

Telling the Captain he needs to talk to the Champ was a close second, but for me this is the best part of the whole thing. Definitely the way to roll baby.

Pew PEW!

I love me some capt crit buff! It helps me pew pew better

I played my main (hunter) for a year before making alts and I have to say the alts make me appreciate other classes a wholeeeee lot more! However I still love my hunter the most!

Funny post!

Bah, I've given you too much rep already. Damn you and being funny all the time!

Originally Posted by pocoemme

Bah, I've given you too much rep already. Damn you and being funny all the time!

Hunters always smile at their other hunter friends! Because they know. Oh, they know.

You won't see a warden thread of this sort because it'll be something like:

1. Minstrels are crude killers. One of our lesser known skills include a skill that-

huh? what?










DERAILED

What was I WADEN! talking about again? Whatever... we rock! (the real topic of all our (or anyone else's) threads)

It's only funny to us because we're on the inside and you're on the outside.

Originally Posted by Harc

You won't see a warden thread of this sort because it'll be something like:

1. Minstrels are crude killers. One of our lesser known skills include a skill that-

huh? what?










DERAILED

What was I WADEN! talking about again? Whatever... we rock! (the real topic of all our (or anyone else's) threads)

It's only funny to us because we're on the inside and you're on the outside.

True story.

Originally Posted by Harc

You won't see a warden thread of this sort because it'll be something like:

1. Minstrels are crude killers. One of our lesser known skills include a skill that-

huh? what?










DERAILED

What was I WADEN! talking about again? Whatever... we rock! (the real topic of all our (or anyone else's) threads)

It's only funny to us because we're on the inside and you're on the outside.

Um. Why haven't you posted this as the Warden wants you to know thread???? It's frigging perfect! And hillarious!

Originally Posted by Harc

You won't see a warden thread of this sort because it'll be something like:

1. Minstrels are crude killers. One of our lesser known skills include a skill that-

huh? what?






DERAILED

What was I WADEN! talking about again? Whatever... we rock! (the real topic of all our (or anyone else's) threads)

It's only funny to us because we're on the inside and you're on the outside.

What, no cooky reference?!?

Originally Posted by hex2323

I've got this!.

Other people are in this fellowship, sure. Hold on. AFK. Back. Like I said, others are in the fellowship and they have their own unique symbols next to their name, but I'm looking to see how many bow and arrow symbols are here. Not like I know (or even need to know) who else is in group. I just need to know two things... Who do I click to target, and who do I click on when it's time to pull aggro just because I can?

Loremasters, You're the guy with the stick and the animal I keep trying to target. Seriously, can I kill it? No? Then put it away. I'm getting confused. This is kinda cool! You make a target stand still, I make it move again! This is a fun game. Look there's a whole bunch of stuck mobs. I'll hit them all... RAIN OF ARROWWWWWWS! That's better. Stop typing in chat. I keep missing the damage numbers.

Captains, Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I understand sir. Yes sir. Sheesh. Get a load of this guy. All that planning to kill stuff. HA! He made me bow! Cool. Bow looks just like Bow, as in my Bow and Arrow. One time, I tried the Bow emote because I thought I could show off my weapon. What? Right. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. (I'll talk to you when he's not looking)

Minstrels Is there any way to turn that music off? My iTunes gets borked when you do that. Dude, chill. All you do is heal anyways, so why do you freak out? No, you don't have to heal me. I'm fine with dying. Seriously. I do it all the time solo. Why would it bother me here?

Wardens, Ummmm. You're one of the new guys, right? So.... you're a tank with more buttons? No? A champ with less damage? No? Okay. You can go OT. I didn't know we had off topic in chat. How do you hold your beer if you play with two hands?

Hunters Yeah! Hook me up with the high five brother! Yeah! seriously, off my mobs, dude. You take that side, I'll take this one. Awesome! Did the Captain dude talk to you? Yeah, what a tool! OMG, quiet he heard us.

Rune Keepers Mage! Do something cool! Okay, not that cool, tone it down a notch. I can put light on my arrows. It's not like a huge lightning bolt or anything but it kinda sounds like a Ghost Squirrel. So... get a lot of aggro with all that flash bang? You try NOT to do that? Why? Dude! Announce your huge threatiness! Announce it! if I were you, I'd insist on being the leader. Yeah. Okay... um, cya! (what a waste)

Burglars, Hey little man, wassup! Didn't even see you there! What? You didn't want me to see you? Okay. Why? I can't shoot you anyways. Stop it! Okay, yeah, I get it! Griefer. You got a lot off buttons too. I bet you know what every single one does too. Huh. Watch this. 1 1 2 1 1 2. That's all there is to it. I can do that while typing, pouring a round for the boys, hitting up the remote and talking to my wife. That's the way to roll.

You see, it's not about who's got... hang on. BRB.

Sorry. Crashed.

Someone mention there are two other classes? When did we get those?

Guards Ohhhh, right! Forgot about the tank! ha ha. Sorry. My bad. Round em up cowboy and let's get this rodeo started! I'll behave. I swear! Scout's honor. Are you the Captain's brother? No. Just asking. Yes, sir. Yes, sirs, both of you. I get it. Wondertwin powers! ha ha. I'm kidding! No, come back!

Champs Hi. What? Slow down I can't undertsand you. No. Slow down. Type one letter at a time. Dude! No way! Szzhep deedle maba meep moo? Okay. I like this guy! Hey, everyone, watch me make him chase after these mobs! Get em get em get em! Ohhhh. Good job! Whoa! Easy now. Okay, Captain sir, give this guy the talk. This should be fun to hear.

So, like I was saying. I have to work tomorrow. Sorry to bail in the middle. Cya!

zomg! I lol'd then df'd just for the halibut!

Originally Posted by Aidus

zomg! I lol'd then df'd just for the halibut!

You are wise in the ways of... wait did I just hit DF again? *shame logs*

Originally Posted by Harc

You won't see a warden thread of this sort because it'll be something like:

1. Minstrels are crude killers. One of our lesser known skills include a skill that-

huh? what?










DERAILED

What was I WADEN! talking about again? Whatever... we rock! (the real topic of all our (or anyone else's) threads)

It's only funny to us because we're on the inside and you're on the outside.

+1 Cooky

...did anyone see my heart?

Originally Posted by Petruccio

+1 Cooky

...did anyone see my heart?

Turbine took it.