Also, hasn't anyone gotten the "Histories of banning and _____" reference yet?
I’ve be too busy waiting for my glorious appearance in the write history of this thread. And I’ve been waiting on the Ups guy to deliver my new toys. Oh the chaos I hope to bring to this thread when they arrive. On that other hand it could be a complete disaster which will cause a lot of blood to be spilled and I’ll have to hire sponges to clean it up.
331- Bigsix66 is the first to make a bad pun in the thread.
Whew! There's a lot of competition here, too. What a great honour! I'd like to thank my agent, my cousin mavis, my puma, my barber, and my barbara.
Originally Posted by Onir
This was something remarkable; Hex has grown in power. Whereas he was unable previously to ban people, he now succeeded in it; more investigation needs to go on this.
Is this before or after we discovered he was an alien, and did unspeakable things under his skirt?
Originally Posted by Onir
If it weren't clear by now, Bigsix66 is a danger to the good people of the thread.
::bowing low:: At your service. And your family's!
BTW, On (And I hope you don't mind me referring to you in such a familiar way), when do you get to the good part of history? Ya know, when my sister/brother Rou made her/his long-lost appearance after escaping from the Gauredain?
Originally Posted by Armaius
(his birthday)
Happy birthday! I was gonna get you an extravagant gift, but since you're happy with reading the History of The Thread, Part II, that's more loot for me. Yay, Armaius! I'm glad you made to eleventy-one. HOORAY!
Originally Posted by sir-rinthian
Gentlemen, I have returned from a long and arduous task. I have been scouring the far north (Canada) in search of better bacon.
Did you eat the 2,000th post cake while you were away? The natives were getting restless.
Originally Posted by hex2323
I have been busy while all of this was going on. How do my toes look? What?
You always look so distinguished when you brush the hair on your toes. You should do it more often.
Last edited by bigsix66; Jul 14 2012 at 02:55 PM.
Reason: Not enough madness
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Tis a shame such glorious thread history of pages 1-5 must be anulled by one factor, albeit, one important factor.
"The Griffy creature is a she." *extends claws* The history must be rewritten, not simply editted...
ReWritten, from the top! *wanders off to lounge in the shade somewhere, awaiting a total rewrite.*
♥Wargs Rule!♥*But only because we have no playable feline races.*
Tis a shame such glorious thread history of pages 1-5 must be anulled by one factor, albeit, one important factor.
"The Griffy creature is a she." *extends claws* The history must be rewritten, not simply editted...
ReWritten, from the top! *wanders off to lounge in the shade somewhere, awaiting a total rewrite.*
Was going to mention this, but thought it funnier for it to continue until corrected by the she wolf herself.
And some gentleman asked if we had banned bacon. I direct him to read the second discussion of banning bacon somewhere in the 40s. I can't be butthered to look it up.
Also, hasn't anyone gotten the "Histories of banning and _____" reference yet?
I could pretend ... perhaps bluff ... then again you really have to hit me on the forehead with reverences.
Originally Posted by sir-rinthian
Gentlemen, I have returned from a long and arduous task. I have been scouring the far north (Canada) in search of better bacon.
I have news. They have no bacon. Canadian bacon is just HAM!
This my friend, is what we make outsiders believe. If any foreign force would truly taste our bacon we would be invaded within a week! Next time visit me, or just tell everyone I said it's ok for you to have a little piece. Nothing over 2 kg though, ok?
Originally Posted by Supersneakattack
Isn't acon-B banned? I'm sure acon-B is banned you rulebreakers.
~Drakojan
You have just revealed yourself! Banned maybe, but if you followed the course of action, or the decisive different approach of non-action, you should know that it's not indeed enforced. Don't worry, Onir will ... at the current speed, write it down in the annals ... oh, lets say in about 2 weeks.
Originally Posted by bigsix66
(...)
BTW, On (And I hope you don't mind me referring to you in such a familiar way), when do you get to the good part of history? Ya know, when my sister/brother Rou made her/his long-lost appearance after escaping from the Gauredain?
Not that I looked up or anything, but I guess it should happen around page ... let me guess real hard ... 17?
At the current rate we might be there in ... let's make it 2 weeks. No, I used that already, ok, 3 weeks.
Did you eat the 2,000th post cake while you were away? The natives were getting restless.
Wrong tense, they are getting tenser by the minute!
Originally Posted by Griffy
Tis a shame such glorious thread history of pages 1-5 must be anulled by one factor, albeit, one important factor.
"The Griffy creature is a she." *extends claws* The history must be rewritten, not simply editted...
ReWritten, from the top! *wanders off to lounge in the shade somewhere, awaiting a total rewrite.*
The griffy has struck again. Unexpected. Violent. Swift. Mercilessly. Had to be a she.
In my position of power over the scribe I cannot allow a rewriting. This would utterly confuse me. But as soon as I find a red and a ... purple(?) pencil I shall correct the error. In case this should not satisfy you please refer to our complaint department, currently lead by bigsix, and eat him if necessary. Unexpected. Violent. Swift...
Rouven* – official representative** of the silentU majorityUU for 130 years¸
In case this should not satisfy you please refer to our complaint department, currently lead by bigsix, and eat him if necessary. Unexpected. Violent. Swift...
Wait, wait. Wait. Does this mean if I have a complaint, and am unsatisfied with how I resolve it, I must consume myself?!
How do I get the thread's bylaws amended?
Can we please get cannibalism (and self-cannibalism) banned in here? ::tossing Hex a few ladyfingers::
Wait, wait. Wait. Does this mean if I have a complaint, and am unsatisfied with how I resolve it, I must consume myself?!
How do I get the thread's bylaws amended?
Can we please get cannibalism (and self-cannibalism) banned in here? ::tossing Hex a few ladyfingers::
If a griffy eats you then that would not be that cannibathing. Unless you are a griffy too?
Might I suggest that you just put yourself on hold indefinitely. Would that work? Are you even listening to yourself? Because if you don't listen then you can't solve it which would not lead to any further complaints. Better a complaint that you know than the unknown complaint around the corner, eh?
That or just be satisfied with yourself.
No puns wear harmed in writing this.
Rouven* – official representative** of the silentU majorityUU for 130 years¸
Tis a shame such glorious thread history of pages 1-5 must be anulled by one factor, albeit, one important factor.
"The Griffy creature is a she." *extends claws* The history must be rewritten, not simply editted...
ReWritten, from the top! *wanders off to lounge in the shade somewhere, awaiting a total rewrite.*
Forgive me, most honorable griffy!
Would you like crackers as compensation or whatever it is you griffins eat?
"And though all I see is darkness, I know that I will not flinch from my destiny."
[QUOTE=Edit: Where are my manners, welcome to the thread where your own imagination is the limit. Or the sky, whichever is closer![/QUOTE]
I think the sky is to limiting, and I don’t like being inside a box. In fact I think we should burn the box and blow up the sky. I also think gravity should be done away with seeing it weights all of us down.
Would you like crackers as compensation or whatever it is you griffins eat?
According to Rou, griffrins eat Bigsixes. Since there is only one of me (for which everyone is very grateful), I think I would object to such a diet. Besides, I would give a griffin major indigestion. And Tums have been banned in this thread. Perhaps an alternative food source will do?
Have we trapped anything tasty in the sofa-pits lately, sir-r?
I've finished the pages 11-13...and...the insanity is starting to get to me...
NO! I WILL FINISH THIS HISTORY! THE FUTURE GENERATIONS MUST KNOW WHAT WAS DONE HERE!
"And though all I see is darkness, I know that I will not flinch from my destiny."
THE SIXTH AGE, PAGES 11-13 - THE YEARS OF INSANITY
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402- It would appear that Sir Rinthian has atleast a single elvish voice inside his head.
403- Sir Rinthian announces his calculations are over, making the total tally as follows:
sixteen Bobs, seven Carls, nineteen Franks, and five undecided and a single William. The elvish one is named Adanaew, or Birdman.
405- It would appear that pocoemme aswell is suffering from the voices, as the "William" inside Sir Rinthian's head visits her voices often.
406- Sir Rinthian claims to have a voice named Albert, who is "Creative like me."
407- Hex inquires if these voices have the voice of Burt Reynolds.
410- pocoemme calls Hex "adorably dysfunctional."
412- Hex learns the ancient art of multi-quoting.
413- Bigsix66 is impressed by this.
414- Sir Rinthian brags with his abillity to 3D-quote.
415- Sir Rinthian brags with his abillity to seizure-quote.
419- It would appear that Bigsix66's personalities all suffer from seizures.
420- Sir Rinthian has six-thousand posts.
424- Hex sings in Sir Rinthian's glory.
428-This ends the long period of singing that started in the post 424.
433- Bigsix66 has an inner discussion with himself and/or his voices.
434- Hex refers to the Ancient Angel Aliens, followed with a much more grim reference to the SWISS, or Spooky World Of Invisible Skeleton Spiders. He then proceeds to shoot his boot.
439- Hex gives advice on how to spot a rabid wombat.
442- Bigsix66 asks wether or not Frankenstein's monster have been banned.
443- Hex informs Bigsix66; it has not been banned.
444- Sir Rinthians gives us all valuable advice; +100 degree weather is hot.
449- On the sixth of August, Hex makes a resolution to make the world a better place for himself.
450- He then posts the picture of something...HORRIBLE.
455- After a lengthy discussion, the abomination is given a name; Speagle.
461- Hex informs Sir Rinthian of pocoemme's gender.
467- Sir Rinthian makes a bad joke.
474- Hex is psychic.
479- pocoemme is the first bring up the prospect of playing poker in the thread.
484- Hex laments his boredom. With a song.
488- Hex indicates he is familiar with the taste of rotten ham.
489- pocoemme reveals her true identity; she is Irish.
494- Sir Rinthian suspects something as silly as that the thread has been derailed from the original post. Also, lobster duels.
494- pocoemme tries to inform us of the "proper" spelling of lobster; lobstah.
496- The owl creature, Travisimo returns with yet another poll; this time there's a reward. A dancing chicken.
497- pocoemme is pleased with this.
504- It would appear, to my great grief, that Travisimo has the voices inside his head too.
515- Bigsix66 makes YET ANOTHER bad pun.
517- pocoemme posts a bad pun as well.
518- Sir Rinthian too posts many, many bad puns.
And thusly ended the sixth age; I wish it to be known as the years of insanity, for I would see our thread freed of the massive amount of insanity that plagues it's citizens.
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THE SEVENTH AGE, PAGES 14-15 - THE YEARS OF TALENT AND SEINFELD.
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525- pocoemme posts more bad buns.
529- pocoemme posts something quite interesting: "This is like the Seinfeld of threads."
530- Bigsix66 agrees.
535- pocoemme warns the thread of an impending doom; of it becoming an Seinfeld reference party. She then proceeds to get lost in a parking garage, and make a salad in her shower.
539- Bigsix66 announces it is "GO TIME!"
559- Bigsix66's third prophecy is the date of the Judgement day. "It'll be here soonish."
564- Hex reminds to "REMEMBER THE TOOTH!"
565- Bigsix66 takes power in a bloodless coup.
566- He is quickly defeated by Hex's secret defence system. So secret, infact, that Hex himself doesn't know about it.
567- Hex shares a horrific story about a dentist's office.
569- Sir Rinthian reveals something; not only is he a great sorcerer, but a duct-tape artist/craftsman.
571- Sir Rinthian shares some horrible tips on how to use duct-tape, scaring everyone away.
573- Hex, however, stood tall and was not scared away.
575- Hex imparts some wisdom; "The best part of waking up, is going back to bed."
578- pocoemme became paranoid of a hurricane heading her way, and ran away, laughing like the lunatic she is.
581- Sir Rinthian reveals yet another one of his talents; being able to throw ordinary playing cards so quickly they can be used as a deadly weapon.
588- Sir Rinthian informs the rest of the thread that one of his voices has escaped; the one he has dubbed "Frank."
595- Bigsix66 makes his 1000th post.
599- Sir Rinthian finds something that does not exist.
And thusly ended the seventh age; with the discovery of something that does not exist, and with the power of Sir Rinthian growing.
"And though all I see is darkness, I know that I will not flinch from my destiny."
I think the sky is to limiting, and I don’t like being inside a box. In fact I think we should burn the box and blow up the sky. I also think gravity should be done away with seeing it weights all of us down.
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Originally Posted by Rouven
This my friend, is what we make outsiders believe. If any foreign force would truly taste our bacon we would be invaded within a week! Next time visit me, or just tell everyone I said it's ok for you to have a little piece. Nothing over 2 kg though, ok?
The griffy has struck again. Unexpected. Violent. Swift. Mercilessly. Had to be a she.
In my position of power over the scribe I cannot allow a rewriting. This would utterly confuse me. But as soon as I find a red and a ... purple(?) pencil I shall correct the error. In case this should not satisfy you please refer to our complaint department, currently lead by bigsix, and eat him if necessary. Unexpected. Violent. Swift...
Pffft... fine... Corrections made in purple would suit, but no Red, red brings back too many school flashbacks, so nix the red. Buuuuut.... purrrhaps, a Hot pink correction and a plate of bacon, then I think we can ammend things quickly without consuming a most-foul tasting bigsix... *twitch* Griffy is a fussy carnivore. Besides we would not wish to decrease the post count here by munching one of the larger contributors.
♥Wargs Rule!♥*But only because we have no playable feline races.*
Pffft... fine... Corrections made in purple would suit, but no Red, red brings back too many school flashbacks, so nix the red. Buuuuut.... purrrhaps, a Hot pink correction and a plate of bacon, then I think we can ammend things quickly without consuming a most-foul tasting bigsix... *twitch* Griffy is a fussy carnivore. Besides we would not wish to decrease the post count here by munching one of the larger contributors.
Do it. He may taste foul, but it would rid us from his depravity.
The horrors of searching for posts of actual importance amongst his messages.
THE HORROR.
I demand my pay is doubled at once. And my duty as a janitor is passed to someone of less importance.
"And though all I see is darkness, I know that I will not flinch from my destiny."
Wait, wait. Wait. Does this mean if I have a complaint, and am unsatisfied with how I resolve it, I must consume myself?!
How do I get the thread's bylaws amended?
Can we please get cannibalism (and self-cannibalism) banned in here? ::tossing Hex a few ladyfingers::
I believe the trick might entail a removal of one's own rib. Just the one should do mind you but if you're in there anyways then get two out and toss one to the Griffy. She might not like it anyways
Do it. He may taste foul, but it would rid us from his depravity.
The horrors of searching for posts of actual importance amongst his messages.
THE HORROR.
You're welcome. It's the least I can do to try to keep you out of trouble.
Originally Posted by Onir
I demand my pay is doubled at once.
I'll be happy to meet your demand--and more! Since I've discovered that your pay is zero, I'll be happy to triple it.
Originally Posted by Onir
And my duty as a janitor is passed to someone of less importance.
Now don't be so hasty. Thread Janitor is a very important job here. And we've tried to find someone of less importance, but we can't. It's worse than trying to find an honest man. So, please keep sweeping. I don't think sir-r will mind if you sweep everything into the sofa pits.
Originally Posted by Ravenstride
I believe the trick might entail a removal of one's own rib. Just the one should do mind you but if you're in there anyways then get two out and toss one to the Griffy. She might not like it anyways
Hmmmm. It's worth a try. ::tossing Griffy one of Onir's ribs:: Oh, sorry. I got "own" and "onir" mixed up. An easy mistake to make, I'm sure you'll agree. Um, can someone please put a bandage on Onir? He needs to continue his important archival and janitorial work. Is there a doctor in the thread?
Originally Posted by Nibenwen
Can anyone explain WHAT IS THIS THREAD ABOUT??
Ah! I'm glad someone finally asked. Now, sit right back and you'll hear a tale. . . .
It started as a three-hour tour. A threeeee-hour tooooooooooour. . . . . . ::cue thunder and lightning::
Ok, enough with the intro. I'll cut to the chase. This is the Thread About Nothing. That's what we tell people. Actually, it's about everything. The secret of the universe, and stuff even more important than that. I'll even tell you what very, VERY few people know about the world:
345 6X 87Z 359 B509. Don't you dare repeat this to anyone. Ever!
Thank you for your inquiry. I hope this cleared things up for you. We know you have a choice when traveling, and we thank you for flying Hex Airlines. Have a wonderful day!
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Reason: I can't fix grandma, so I fixed grammer.
A side of unsliced bacon was once known as a flitch[13] it is now known as a slab. An individual slice of bacon is a slice or strip. The term rasher of bacon is occasionally encountered (e.g., on restaurant menus) to mean a serving of bacon (typically several slices).
American bacons include varieties smoked with hickory or corncobs and flavorings such as red pepper, maple, honey, molasses, and occasionally cinnamon. They vary in sweetness and saltiness and come from the Ozarks, New England and from the upper South (mainly Kentucky, North Carolina, Tennessee and Virginia).[14]
The term bacon on its own refers generically to strip bacon from the belly meat of the pig, which is the most popular type of bacon sold in the U.S.
The term Canadian Bacon or Canadian-style bacon must be made from the pork loin, and means back bacon,[15] but this term refers usually to the lean ovoid portion (longissimus muscle, or loineye).[10] It also can be made from the sirloin portion of the loin (gluteal muscles), but must be labeled appropriately. Similar products made from the ham are used as less expensive substitutes.
I realize banned words were used when referencing the source of the word 'Buttock'.. I would also like to point out that in all honesty Quebec does not like being lumped with the rest of us Canadians although it legally is..
I found this thread to be amusing in it's randomness, but often confusing, posts by anyone other than the threads originator.. and since the thread owner does seem to have a love of the feline purr..swayions ^.^ as a practicing witch, with two Kittie familiars.. I give it a 10.. ^.^
***I may not be perfect, but I am perfectly me. I also respect that you are not perfect, but are perfectly you. It is that part of you that I love. -- Bonnie Rebecca Strayer****
I realize banned words were used when referencing the source of the word 'Buttock'.. I would also like to point out that in all honesty Quebec does not like being lumped with the rest of us Canadians although it legally is..
I found this thread to be amusing in it's randomness, but often confusing, posts by anyone other than the threads originator.. and since the thread owner does seem to have a love of the feline purr..swayions ^.^ as a practicing witch, with two Kittie familiars.. I give it a 10.. ^.^
swayions! I think that's what my Memere used to say! Lols.
Yeah, see in my house Canadian bacon was fatback, not ham. Only stupid Amerihicks think Canadian Bacon is HAM. Learn to travel, idiots!
I regret to announce I'll not be able to write down more of this thread's history today. Some weird people outside this lovely screen want to talk to me.
"And though all I see is darkness, I know that I will not flinch from my destiny."
THE FIRST AGE, PAGES 1
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Hex the Glorius creates this thread. His glory attracts other spirits, and of them the first to arrive is the great sorcerer Sir Rinthian, followed by a more evil spirit called Bigsix66, who proceeds to earn himself a stern talking to and a SHAZZAM.
The creature called "SheGriffy" arrives with a warning; banning bacon will make Hex quite a few enemies.
SheGriffy is the first to avoid the stern talking to from Hex; he curses SheGriffy, calling "Grumbleface"
(...)
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THE SECOND AGE, PAGES 2-3
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The second age began with Hex revealing his true nature; he has not been given power nor authority to ban other beings, only the words they may use.
Not much later, Hex reveals one of his darkest secrets: he cannot sit.
Shadowknight67 fills SheGriffy's ancient prophecy of there being trouble where bacon is banned.
(...)
Hex reveals he has taken a liking to SheGriffy.
(...)
There, I think that should do the trick. Plum does suffice, does it not? I know, it's a fruit and not really a colour, but so is orange too!
I'm also very glad and relieved that Big was spared and is still with us, for I would have missed him dearly.
Other than that there is so much going on here, it feels like I was gone for two days! I think I shall go to the tower and share some lobsters with Armaius.
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