Thread: Words and Phrases No Longer Allowed in This Thread

Go-go reboot systems!

This thread has taken a turn in an entirely unexpected direction. Who stole my GPS!?

Freeps Creeps and Geeps.

Sheeps peeps and meeps?

Mawg?

Originally Posted by Rouven

peeps

Those are not digestible. Normal acid can't break them down.

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

Those are not digestible. Normal acid can't break them down.

Normal - needs to be banned. That's like ordinary. Not here I say. Not now.

Let my people grow!
Let the acid flow!

Reminds me of a song ... oh no, that went something with go. No one goes. No one stays.
In motion the acid always is.

Acid. Not normal. Alien. Reminds me of Alien all over sudden. Supposedly there is a new alien movie that has nothing to do with the alien movie. Go figure.

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

Those are not digestible. Normal acid can't break them down.

Of course not! You need to use that other kind of acid, um, ya know, abby normal acids.

This has gone to far. *makes a quiet phone call*

Oh? Is that a knock at the door?

Who's there?

"Goons. Hired goons."

Six, it's for you!!!

Originally Posted by hex2323

Oh? Is that a knock at the door?

My neighbor knocked on my front door at 2:30am this morning! Can you believe it? 2:30am!!! Lucky for him I was still up playing my bagpipes!

Originally Posted by hex2323

Six, it's for you!!!

Oh, thanks Hex. But I wasn't expecting any callers.

Hello?

@#$%^&!!! FWAP! TWACK! SMOOSH! @#$%^&**!!

::tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet::

Huh? Wuh? Who let those birds in?

Did you get the license number of that uruk?

Put me back in, coach. I'll win it for ya.

::CLUNK::

Originally Posted by Elangr

My neighbor knocked on my front door at 2:30am this morning! Can you believe it? 2:30am!!! Lucky for him I was still up playing my bagpipes!

Originally Posted by bigsix66

Oh, thanks Hex. But I wasn't expecting any callers.

Hello?

@#$%^&!!! FWAP! TWACK! SMOOSH! @#$%^&**!!

::tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet::

Huh? Wuh? Who let those birds in?

Did you get the license number of that uruk?

Put me back in, coach. I'll win it for ya.

::CLUNK::

Both of these responses are rock solid, I am so proud of you both!

Originally Posted by Elangr

My neighbor knocked on my front door at 2:30am this morning! Can you believe it? 2:30am!!! Lucky for him I was still up playing my bagpipes!

I warned him you were busy, but he just didn't listen.

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

I warned him you were busy, but he just didn't listen.

Yeah you dont want to mess with me when im playing my bagpipes. I am a minstrel, mind you.

Guys, I've installed one of these on the outside of the Sofa Pits. Just so y'all know.

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

Guys, I've installed one of these on the outside of the Sofa Pits. Just so y'all know.

We must worship this magical stone as if it were our god. Let us pray:

Oh mighty and vociferous stone,
Harden not ye heart to our cries of crying about stuff.
We praise you above all other stones,
For you are the stone that we currently own.
Give to us the sweet sweet nectar of your rocky wisdom
And cradle us to your rugose boosom.

This and all the other stuff we ask in you name,
Stone upon stone until the world is destroyed in a horrible grease fire started by Sir-Rinthian because he forgot to take the bunch of bananas out of the fryalator even though it was beeping and the smoke alarm was going off....

Amen.

I touched it. The real one. Real one's hang out in the open, not on a wall - for maximum weather exposure.

This one here is a mere local stone, shows the weather for about 2m radius in a half circle (because there is a different weather behind the wall).

Gosh, I guess I have to find the picture so you guys can pay the proper respect to the real stone.

My prayers tend to be short and archaic.

Stone that you are there on the ground,
blessed be they crunching sound,
when They smiting commeth,
On the heads and on the knuckles.
And heat our daily oven fresh bread
as we lay our enemies to their final bed.
Let the bacon not be forgotten
Lest the bread has to go rotten.

Harrumph.

Originally Posted by hex2323

We must worship this magical stone

Wow. I already feel stoned.

Originally Posted by hex2323

Stone upon stone until the world is destroyed in a horrible grease fire started by Sir-Rinthian because he forgot to take the bunch of bananas out of the fryalator even though it was beeping and the smoke alarm was going off....

Amen.

I.. wait.... I didn't... Hey now, there was never any proof of that.

Originally Posted by Rouven

I touched it. The real one. Real one's hang out in the open, not on a wall - for maximum weather exposure.

This one here is a mere local stone, shows the weather for about 2m radius in a half circle (because there is a different weather behind the wall).

Gosh, I guess I have to find the picture so you guys can pay the proper respect to the real stone.

My prayers tend to be short and archaic.

Stone that you are there on the ground,
blessed be they crunching sound,
when They smiting commeth,
On the heads and on the knuckles.
And heat our daily oven fresh bread
as we lay our enemies to their final bed.
Let the bacon not be forgotten
Lest the bread has to go rotten.

Harrumph.

Yes. Now I know I still love you.

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

I.. wait.... I didn't... Hey now, there was never any proof of that.

Physical evidence is over-rated. Better to base our justice system on hersay and salacious rumors.

Originally Posted by hex2323

Physical evidence is over-rated. Better to base our justice system on hersay and salacious rumors.

Hear, hear! Haven't you heard what Hex has done?! It's high time we throw him in jail, doncha think? Grab him.

Dibs on his fancy golden boots!

Originally Posted by bigsix66

Hear, hear! Haven't you heard what Hex has done?! It's high time we throw him in jail, doncha think? Grab him.

Dibs on his fancy golden boots!

Not so fast. Your Honor, or is it You're onher... the prosecution has failed to provide one spec of salacious rumor, only cheap inuendo!!!

Originally Posted by hex2323

Not so fast. Your Honor, or is it You're onher... the prosecution has failed to provide one spec of salacious rumor, only cheap inuendo!!!

Ok, I think I can take care of that.

Have you heard that Rou is gonna have Hex's love child?

No mercy for the cad!

And dibs on his gold belt, too.

Originally Posted by bigsix66

And dibs on his gold belt, too.

I call the hat!

Sorry Hex, but I've got a thing for hats.

She said that he said he had heard from a friends uncle who's brother was involved in making Hex's gold outfit - that they used fools gold.

I raise the innuendo with a stiletto - I like the taste of fools gold.

Oh and no, that belley was shaped by beers. Didn't think I could get pregnant by biting Hex's hat.

But your highesty - sir did eat the last piece of bacon - see, he's still chewing! Look, big is grinning, I bet he is in on this! Baruk-Bakkon!

Fine. Slap the cuff on me trow me in da lockup! You cops'll never get away wid dis!

Originally Posted by hex2323

Fine. Slap the cuff on me trow me in da lockup! You cops'll never get away wid dis!

I ates tha cuffs, just pretend, ok?

Originally Posted by hex2323

Fine. Slap the cuff on me trow me in da lockup! You cops'll never get away wid dis!

Ah! Your accent is making me homesick.

Never fear, Hex. You're gonna come before da joory tomorra, and da fix is in!

Originally Posted by bigsix66

Ah! Your accent is making me homesick.

Never fear, Hex. You're gonna come before da joory tomorra, and da fix is in!

Dis is en outrege! Waddaya tink you boys a doin? I aint playin game heeya.

Bath Hex bath hex, watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do wen soap comms for u.

Bring the pants!

Originally Posted by hex2323

Bring the pants!

What did you do with your skirt?

I think one of the populs ate it. We ran out of mcnuggets the other day...

Skirt? Pants? Populs? This has clearly gone off track.

Let's see... what to ban what to ban...

I ban.... /steak!

Ooops! Not good. Can't unsend. Oh no!

Originally Posted by hex2323

Skirt? Pants? Populs? This has clearly gone off track.

Let's see... what to ban what to ban...

I ban.... /steak!

Ooops! Not good. Can't unsend. Oh no!

Just /edit it to be raw steak. Because raw steak is bad, but cooked steak of any kind is not.

Originally Posted by hex2323

Skirt? Pants? Populs? This has clearly gone off track.

Let's see... what to ban what to ban...

I ban.... /steak!

Ooops! Not good. Can't unsend. Oh no!

No, no, no. I think what you meant to ban was "stake." Such as being burned at the. Don't you remember that, among your many other campaign promises when you were running for dictator, you vowed to make this a kinder, gentler thread?

Originally Posted by bigsix66

No, no, no. I think what you meant to ban was "stake." Such as being burned at the. Don't you remember that, among your many other campaign promises when you were running for dictator, you vowed to make this a kinder, gentler thread?

This got me to thinking. Gab drune meeda bip tol dea doo galawagga sedatives miroo dam near killed her feather rew dirt wottle.

Wait... sorry. That was inner thought mode. What I was thinking was I need to expand my reign to inclode (it's a word, look it up) all of Off Topic. I should be King here! I am always Off Topic! Off topic should be mine! God knows I've Urned it (creamation jokes are hot!).

What say all o ye? Frizzleburg.

Originally Posted by hex2323

This got me to thinking. Gab drune meeda bip tol dea doo galawagga sedatives miroo dam near killed her feather rew dirt wottle.

Wait... sorry. That was inner thought mode. What I was thinking was I need to expand my reign to inclode (it's a word, look it up) all of Off Topic. I should be King here! I am always Off Topic! Off topic should be mine! God knows I've Urned it (creamation jokes are hot!).

What say all o ye? Frizzleburg.

Oar-door us, Your Majesty.

Oh, wait. The election has not yet been held. No worries. Your faithful Six will take care of that. I am the proud owner of many stuffed ballot boxes. They need to quit eating so much. Just remember me in your will. And don't hire a food taster. A penny slaved is a penny urned.

Originally Posted by bigsix66

Oar-door us, Your Majesty.

Oh, wait. The election has not yet been held. No worries. Your faithful Six will take care of that. I am the proud owner of many stuffed ballot boxes. They need to quit eating so much. Just remember me in your will. And don't hire a food taster. A penny slaved is a penny urned.

We can skip the election and get right to the part where I release ROBOX, and sic him on the general public (NOT General Discussion, to much filth n flarm filthflarm jello pudding pops). Maybe multiple ROBOX. ROBOXES!

FEAR MY ARMY OF ROBOXES!!!

Dun da dun dun da da du du dun!

ROBOXES march and sail the seas!
Killing all my enemies!
Shiny ROBOXES so fresh and clean!
The kill and drink your gasoline. $4.14 at the pump! Wow!

*finale*
ROBOXES steal....
your.... gas.... o....... LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEE EEEEEEEEEEE!

*explosion*

How'd I do?

Originally Posted by hex2323

We can skip the election and get right to the part where I release ROBOX, and sic him on the general public (NOT General Discussion, to much filth n flarm filthflarm jello pudding pops). Maybe multiple ROBOX. ROBOXES!

FEAR MY ARMY OF ROBOXES!!!

Dun da dun dun da da du du dun!

ROBOXES march and sail the seas!
Killing all my enemies!
Shiny ROBOXES so fresh and clean!
The kill and drink your gasoline. $4.14 at the pump! Wow!

*finale*
ROBOXES steal....
your.... gas.... o....... LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEE EEEEEEEEEEE!

Your ROBOX are no match for my BOTOX.

It will freeze their steel marrow cold. Total frozen ROBOX. An awesome sight to see.

Originally Posted by hex2323

*explosion*

How'd I do?

You won in a landslide. The same landslide that your opponents were accidentally standing under when the cliff collapsed. Must have been meant to be. Congrats! The coronation will be ASAP. RSVP. TA-TA-FOR-NOW.

With great power comes great fonziebility. If I can leave my hat on and wear sunglasses at night you have my all confidence to run this proper and for the greater thing. Promise me that each and every post shall be off-topic to the thread. Hence proper. Alea robotox est.