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In absence of the big boss, who is currently as to my understanding still digging and waking up sleeping demons of the lower levels, which makes them in proportion exponentially more powerful (must have something to do with the earth's core, but scientist and demonologists are still debating here) and who has forgotten, as usual, to bring his stepladder, I shall without further ado try to imitate the sentiment, not without giving it my personal touch of course and answer instead.
Bigsix, I hope you are aware of the fact that this again is your fault, so grab a long rope and help Hex out. Unless he found bacon, then get him to put that in the basket first and make some excuse about technical difficulties until I arrive. Yes, we need you and we love you, but not as much as ourselves. This does not lessen the extend of our love, but increases it, which constitutes a conundrum that we shall not speak of again. The last time we did that we forgot to eat and we will not be reminded of how that ended.
Aideani - very clever, I'm certain this has not been done for at least 5 pages. It is refreshing to see that page 1 indeed still exists and will always be page 1. Be aware that there is no tldr available and for a full reference, which we all have uniquely and selectively memorized, you will have to read the full thread to be aware of a complete list of banned words (and phrases tm) with all it's intricacies and exceptions as well as applicability in reference to the speaker/poster. That said, we do love you.
I'm sure we all hope for the return of hex as he can say things more up to the point, precise one could say, without perhaps my level of detail, which is of course unnecessary and rarely appreciated as it would seem.
For cookie crums please refer to sofa/pit, somewhere to be found from page 25 onwards. Maybe page 30. Maybe not.
Rouven* – official representative** of the silentU majorityUU for 130 years¸
Bigsix, I hope you are aware of the fact that this again is your fault, so grab a long rope and help Hex out. Unless he found bacon, then get him to put that in the basket first and make some excuse about technical difficulties until I arrive. Yes, we need you and we love you, but not as much as ourselves. This does not lessen the extend of our love, but increases it, which constitutes a conundrum that we shall not speak of again. The last time we did that we forgot to eat and we will not be reminded of how that ended.
Yes. I realize that everything is always my fault. It helps to bring symmetry to an asymmetrical world. And, speaking of worlds, is Hex off-planet again? I hope he brings presents when he returns. Unless he brings pasts. Or futures.
How long of a rope do I need? I have a 43-meter-long rope. If Hex is in a 58-meter-deep hole, he'd better practice his jumping. Like Jack Flash.
Oh oh. Danger. The symmetry is declining fast. Time to cause trouble. Stay tuned. . . .
Yes. I realize that everything is always my fault. It helps to bring symmetry to an asymmetrical world. And, speaking of worlds, is Hex off-planet again? I hope he brings presents when he returns. Unless he brings pasts. Or futures.
How long of a rope do I need? I have a 43-meter-long rope. If Hex is in a 58-meter-deep hole, he'd better practice his jumping. Like Jack Flash.
Oh oh. Danger. The symmetry is declining fast. Time to cause trouble. Stay tuned. . . .
Can you stretch it, the rope? Can I frame thy fearful symmetry?
Are you sure you are bringing balance?
No futures please, had enough of those. An additional past might be interesting...
What, oh, red alert, bigsix attempt to save the world incoming.
Hex, juuump! 21 jump mine.
Rouven* – official representative** of the silentU majorityUU for 130 years¸
Can you stretch it, the rope? Can I frame thy fearful symmetry?
Are you sure you are bringing balance?
I tried to put the rope in the paper stretcher. But I got all tied up. Occupational hazard. And I haven't been balanced in a very, very long time.
Originally Posted by Rouven
No futures please, had enough of those. An additional past might be interesting...
What, oh, red alert, bigsix attempt to save the world incoming.
Hex, juuump! 21 jump mine.
Do you think that Hex can take my past into my future and make it my present? I ask for so little. How can he refuse?
And, speaking of refuse, when is the last time this thread got a good cleaning? There's refuse everywhere. And I see dust bunnies under the Red Alert Button. I don't think that Onir is performing his janitorial/historian duties any more. I wonder if we can get any more applicants for that job. Maybe if we impress upon people how important it is. . . .
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I tried to put the rope in the paper stretcher. But I got all tied up. Occupational hazard. And I haven't been balanced in a very, very long time.
Not the paper stretcher, don't you know how dangerous that is? I'm glad you haven't been paperized!
Do you think that Hex can take my past into my future and make it my present? I ask for so little. How can he refuse?
The equilibrium, we can't risk it. Yesterday, my whole future seemed so far away, now the past is just like today, oh how I long for yesterday. Suddenly, Hex was there where he was supposed to be ...
And, speaking of refuse, when is the last time this thread got a good cleaning? There's refuse everywhere. And I see dust bunnies under the Red Alert Button. I don't think that Onir is performing his janitorial/historian duties any more. I wonder if we can get any more applicants for that job. Maybe if we impress upon people how important it is. . . .
I refuse to comment.
Originally Posted by bigsix66
Does what annoy me?
What annoys you?
Rouven* – official representative** of the silentU majorityUU for 130 years¸
Shades of Gold: Dig Deeper
The story of a dwarf and his love of, and search for, platinum.
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The equilibrium, we can't risk it. Yesterday, my whole future seemed so far away, now the past is just like today, oh how I long for yesterday. Suddenly, Hex was there where he was supposed to be ...
Is that you? Paul McCartney?! I knew it! Is Hex really Ringo Starr?
The amount of everything that WASN'T supposed to be said is said in that quote. :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Ah, but see we certainly appreciate the effort. Now pour your heart and sole (or soul whatever is handier) into it, mix it up and we might even worship you. Depends on the taste of course.
Does anyone else look at the string of "p's" and is fascinated by how they seemingly change from lower case to upper case and back? I could look at this all day.
Originally Posted by bigsix66
Is that you? Paul McCartney?! I knew it! Is Hex really Ringo Starr?
Paul McCarthy and Ringo Yarr? Now you are painting a picture. Pictouresque de Pop a la Mode.
String, or nothing!
Sting! Scissors!
Rouven* – official representative** of the silentU majorityUU for 130 years¸
Does anyone else look at the string of "p's" and is fascinated by how they seemingly change from lower case to upper case and back? I could look at this all day.
I've often suspected that you were easily amused. But we love you for it.
I've often suspected that you were easily amused. But we love you for it.
Pure bliss, wouldn't want to have it any other way.You see a glass half empty, others a glass half full, I see an ocean full of possibilities only bound by the fragile glass around it! My mama always said, life's a glass of water, you never know!
Rock? Paper?
Horror! Polaroid! Entertainment!
Rouven* – official representative** of the silentU majorityUU for 130 years¸
My mama always said, life's a glass of water, you never know!
Your mama is oh so wise. Life is a glass of water: You can either make a big splash, or drown. Or, first one, then the other.
Originally Posted by Rouven
Horror! Polaroid! Entertainment!
Wait a minute--are we traveling back in time? And where in the heck is Hex? Or should that be, where in the hex is Heck? The universe is beginning to unravel. Someone needs to wrap it a little tighter. Any volunteers?
Last edited by bigsix66; Feb 23 2013 at 08:06 PM.
Reason: The planets shifted.
Are they laughing at you again? I hate when that happens.
True story, me, half asleep, early morning - cottage country. What are monkeys doing here? Turned out that laughter came from coyotes. I know, city guy, eh? In my defense I present exhibit a) I was half asleep.
I didn't know that his planet has seasons. He needs to return--he has so much to teach us.
Seasons are universal and not bound to planets. They are inherent in females and that is all that matters.
I think there is a pattern here. Yes yes. Squint your eyes a bit and you will see it. Now read the first letter in every first word of a sentence, then the second of the second word etc - and tell me what the message says!
Rouven* – official representative** of the silentU majorityUU for 130 years¸
I think there is a pattern here. Yes yes. Squint your eyes a bit and you will see it. Now read the first letter in every first word of a sentence, then the second of the second word etc - and tell me what the message says!
Ok, let me give that a shot. It says. . . . "How to keep an idiot busy (over)."
Hmmm. . . . Ok, let me check what it says on the other side:
It says. . . . "How to keep an idiot busy (over)."
Wow, what a coincidence. It says the same thing on both s. . . .
Meanwhile, deep in the secret underground layer somwhere below latitude 73.929884 and longitude -121.725644. Hushed voices, a dark room, a man is bending down to the figure sitting in a deep chair in front of a low purple lit fireplace.
"The code was cracked, sir."
A hand, tapping it's fingers as if contemplating on the arm of the chair. "So? Activate phase twothousandthreehundretfourtys even of our plan. He won't get away that easy this time."
"As you wish, sir."
Boots snapping a salute, turn on the heels, the man exits the room to the left.
Rouven* – official representative** of the silentU majorityUU for 130 years¸
Meanwhile, deep in the secret underground layer somwhere below latitude 73.929884 and longitude -121.725644. Hushed voices, a dark room, a man is bending down to the figure sitting in a deep chair in front of a low purple lit fireplace.
"The code was cracked, sir."
A hand, tapping it's fingers as if contemplating on the arm of the chair. "So? Activate phase twothousandthreehundretfourtys even of our plan. He won't get away that easy this time."
"As you wish, sir."
Boots snapping a salute, turn on the heels, the man exits the room to the left.
You finally bought Hex new boots? Bless you! The stench was getting close to unbearable.