Thread: Words and Phrases No Longer Allowed in This Thread

Originally Posted by Rouven

This is not to be trufled with!

We'll be rolling in mud in no time!

I knew I would Rou the day.

Originally Posted by RunKeep3r

can i order a bacon cheese omlet from the devs?
/lol there are many endgame raids with sheep and bacon
i met the muffin man and he can tank heal and pew pew
lulz thanks for the advice!

Aha! A customer! Right this way sir/madam/other. Have a seat in the sofa pits. Sir-r will be along shortly to show you what's what. And what's not. And what might be what if not for not.

Welcome! Please enjoy your stay, and thank you for flying Hex Airlines, the Pipeline to The Stars!

Originally Posted by RunKeep3r

can i order a bacon cheese omlet from the devs?

Nope. The devs don't cook. Those gifted with computer skills survive by eating a strict diet of poptarts and ramen noodles.


I, on the other hand, can make a grand omlet.

It costs a grand. As in 1000 buckeroos. Payment due up front.

Ps: http://imgur.com/gallery/cJrZs

Let me know when you see it.

Rou rou rou your goat, bentley down the cream.
Airily primarily crispily, life is but bacon.

Originally Posted by RunKeep3r

can i order a bacon cheese omlet from the devs?
/lol there are many endgame raids with sheep and bacon
i met the muffin man and he can tank heal and pew pew
lulz thanks for the advice!

Those words have been banned. It's not a joke. Go away!

Wait!


Go away.

Originally Posted by hex2323

It's not a joke.

True, it's yolk. Yeti yolk. No wonder no one can find him.

Her.

Originally Posted by Rouven

True, it's yolk. Yeti yolk. No wonder no one can find him.

Her.

I once knew a girl named Yeti Yolk. Is that who you seek?

Originally Posted by hex2323

I once knew a girl named Yeti Yolk. Is that who you seek?

These are not the yolks you're looking for. *waves hand*

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

These are not the yolks you're looking for. *waves hand*

Moooooove along. (there are no images for stortrooper cows. so obvious but no images)

I shot my bios.
But I did not shoot the stortrooper, oh no!

Good thing I haz internetz at works.

This public service announcement was brought to you by bios-noobs. Do not try this at home.

On the bright side I feel special. 1% special - because the tech guy from the motherboard said 99% of all times it works!

Please, continue to catch the yolk.

Bacon is absolutely not banned! You can't ban awesome.

Originally Posted by Sapience

Bacon is absolutely not banned! You can't ban awesome.

It seems we have a time warp paradox. Please refer to our rulers ruling about not ruling in this particular matter.

You may choose to vote as per the rulers decree. Please do not take it personal if you are ignored. Our ruler is very busy and not to be disturbed during nap-time from 0100 to 2300 hours.

In the meantime rest assured that no action will be taken.

Be aware that all hands are in the air ... on deck ... and sir's four hands may be hovering over the easy-intruder-alert-button, ready to strike at an ibtl incredible speed which cannot be learned, it comes natural.

Lest I shalt forget, in the name of hexadonia: Welcome!

Originally Posted by hex2323

(...)
Bacon ruling:

Banned, but not censored. No action will be taken. It's a civil offense, and as such, not a matter for this court to decide. Maybe would should take a vote, ignoring the people we don't like.

I call for a vote on whether we should vote. All in favor?

P.S.: It helps to bring some bacon upon arrival. Soothes the natives you know.

Originally Posted by Rouven

Please, continue to catch the yolk.

But I don't want to get egg on my face. (ooops--too late!)

Originally Posted by Sapience

Bacon is absolutely not banned! You can't ban awesome.

Originally Posted by Rouven

It seems we have a time warp paradox. Please refer to our rulers ruling about not ruling in this particular matter.

In the meantime rest assured that no action will be taken.

What Rou means is that no action will be taken until the Thread High Council votes on the matter.

All those in favor of unbanning bacon, both in principal, in theory and in actuality, or one or the other other, or some or all, please signify your affirmation by raising at least one hoof (or other assorted limb(s) of the voter's choice) to the sky and shouting "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO_EY"!

I have raised a hoof.

Course, the crane picked up the rest of the horse too, but still. The hoof was raised.



And Sapience, as a gift of recognition/welcome/please don't dirty the sofa pits, please accept a box of kittens!

Originally Posted by Sapience

Bacon is absolutely not banned! You can't ban awesome.

Slautations and greetings, o Sapient one. It is my hedonistic pleasure to welcome you to our little corner of the boards, called 'This Thread'. I would be happy, but I have a chronic condition that prevents this, to answer your questions. You did not type any questions, so I will 'respond' to some of your 'statements'.

I cannot ban awesome because I use awesome too much. You are correct and to the point.

I can ban bacon, but allow bacon as a civil offense because I do not over use my bacon. I'm very careful about these things and I do believe the Bacon Vault is secure and will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

Did we ever really vote on unbanning bacon or did we just vote on talking about voting on unbanning bacon?

The only reason to ban bacon was threefold in nature, like salad dressing:

1. To prevent the over use of bacon by people who have little to no respect for it, and seem to think it is a password to curry (mmmm bacon curry) favor with other said idiots on Web BulleTin Boards.

2. To reserve the use of bacon for 'really important stuff', like the issuance of a new Batman Comic (common) or The End of LeBron James' Career (unique).

3. To hasten the arrival of The Baconaire (who did make a guest disappearance earlier in said thread).

In closing, we take our bacon very seriously here in 'This Thread' and are only banning it to protect its endangered nature (bacon always disappears at an alarming rate). As my Granpappy Pap used to say, "Freedom for all means Bacon for none. But Freedom for some means bacon for most. Additionally, Freedom for none doesn not mean bacon for all, but bacon for one." Pap was a complex man.

Fearing that I have made this missive too long did not read, I will close with that old classic, perhaps the most famous classic in all of the universe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A NSFW, but generally mild and definitely bacon related.

Originally Posted by hex2323

Pap was a complex man.

Didn't they name a Smear after him?

In any case, this is one thread in which bacon will never be smeared. Except if smeared on toast. Even if it is banned. Bacon. Not toast.

Have you folks already covered the vile "roll a toon" used by many gamers to describe character creation? Because that one frankly makes me want to kick the kitten-tickling daylights out of people. They always are perplexed when I explain that "tune" is something that comes out of a radio...

...then I have to explain what a radio is. Sheesh, these kids today...

Originally Posted by GV-Tanith

Have you folks already covered the vile "roll a toon" used by many gamers to describe character creation? Because that one frankly makes me want to kick the kitten-tickling daylights out of people. They always are perplexed when I explain that "tune" is something that comes out of a radio...

...then I have to explain what a radio is. Sheesh, these kids today...

You sir, are hired!

roll a toon is now banned. In fact, calling a character a toon is banned.

Originally Posted by hex2323

You sir, are hired!

roll a toon is now banned. In fact, calling a character a toon is banned.

My thanks...however, I am not a "sir".

Originally Posted by hex2323

roll a toon is now banned. In fact, calling a character a toon is banned.

Does that mean we can't play "Name That Tune" here?

Originally Posted by GV-Tanith

My thanks...however, I am not a "sir".

Of course not. You're a hobbit!

Originally Posted by GV-Tanith

My thanks...however, I am not a "sir".

You'll have to excuse Hex. His eyes aren't what they used to be.

They used to be something else entirely.

Originally Posted by GV-Tanith

My thanks...however, I am not a "sir".

I used 'sir' in a feminine way. Like Siri. It's okay. Too many Sirs around here amyways...

GW2 is banned word that's for sure.

*disclaimer* I know it's not a proper word...like Mucca.

Originally Posted by hex2323

I used 'sir' in a feminine way. Like Siri. It's okay. Too many Sirs around here amyways...

Hey, I've been keeping my personalities in line! That's just offensive.

I confess, I like to roll tuna.

Brace yourself as I invoke Celestrata's wrath by bringing balance to the kittens.




P.S. There are never enough sir's. Everyone should have one!

Originally Posted by Rouven

P.S. There are never enough sir's. Everyone should have one!

The only way to get a sir is to become a butler, or to clone me. And I'm not comfortable being cloned at this time.

Originally Posted by Rouven

P.S. There are never enough sir's. Everyone should have one!

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

The only way to get a sir is to become a butler, or to clone me. And I'm not comfortable being cloned at this time.

I thought the cloning process had already begun. Didn't Hex tell you? Oh. Maybe he told one of the other yous. I think you need to get caught up with yourself, then report back.

Wait... So... I wasn't just walking past a bunch of mirrors in the hallway?


O.o

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

Wait... So... I wasn't just walking past a bunch of mirrors in the hallway?


O.o

Mirror mirror on the wall,
How many Sirs can Hex call...

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9....

AAAAAAhahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa aaaaeeeeeiiiiioooooo...o.o.... o.. *gasp* *cough* oooooooooooooooooooo...weeoeww wwwwwwwwww....mama

Originally Posted by hex2323

Mirror mirror on the wall,
How many Sirs can Hex call...

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9....

AAAAAAhahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa aaaaeeeeeiiiiioooooo...o.o.... o.. *gasp* *cough* oooooooooooooooooooo...weeoeww wwwwwwwwww....mama

This is not going to turn out to be one of those "I'm your father" stories ...?

Originally Posted by Rouven

This is not going to turn out to be one of those "I'm your father" stories ...?

Not unless someone really really want it to.

Originally Posted by Rouven

This is not going to turn out to be one of those "I'm your father" stories ...?

Good question. Is Hex the clonesesses father? Mother? Both? It's so confusing. Poor Sir-Rs. How will he ever make up his minds? And so many mouths to feed!

Originally Posted by hex2323

Not unless someone really really want it to.

Tempting ... indeed.

Are you prepared to pay the alimony for the last ... let's make it an even number ... 23.84 years?

Edit: @Big - or is he the one to father them all? In darkness? *shudder*

Originally Posted by Rouven

Tempting ... indeed.

Are you prepared to pay the alimony for the last ... let's make it an even number ... 23.84 years?

Edit: @Big - or is he the one to father them all? In darkness? *shudder*

In darkness where the shadows lie...

and tell the truth from time to time.

Originally Posted by hex2323

and tell the truth from time to time.

Come, now. I'm sure that Rou is truthful every now and then. Or is that toothful?

And now, a song for your weekend pleasure:

Rouven, on a Sunday afternoon. . . .

Really, couldn't get away too soon. . . .

I've just discovered that I can see my own forehead now.

Maybe this cloning business isn't so bad after all...

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

Maybe this cloning business isn't so bad after all...

Indeed. You can have your own fellowship, comprised of six yous. For once, you might actually win the roll.

Originally Posted by bigsix66

Indeed. You can have your own fellowship, comprised of six yous. For once, you might actually win the roll.

I have been too ill. To ill to clone. In fact, some of the clones dies, being my cells and all. So sick. Bad flu.

Originally Posted by hex2323

I have been too ill. To ill to clone. In fact, some of the clones dies, being my cells and all. So sick. Bad flu.

Argh. Sorry to hear that you're not feeling well. The Martian Flu will knock down even the dowdiest of fighters. Apply a Little Green Man to your chest three times a day, and you'll be up and around before you know it. If that doesn't work, I'll mail you some purple chicken soup. Get well soon.

I had to make sure that post number 2,000 was in this thread, the same as post number 1,000. In my own way, I'm even sicker than you. But you'll recover.

Originally Posted by bigsix66

Argh. Sorry to hear that you're not feeling well. The Martian Flu will knock down even the dowdiest of fighters. Apply a Little Green Man to your chest three times a day, and you'll be up and around before you know it. If that doesn't work, I'll mail you some purple chicken soup. Get well soon.

I had to make sure that post number 2,000 was in this thread, the same as post number 1,000. In my own way, I'm even sicker than you. But you'll recover.

I haven't felt this sick since I watched Ishtar... Doctor's Office today. Sweet sweet cookoo juice to make me sleep...

And I keep going to work. I'm at work right now frying eggs off my forehead and singing Sick Man by Alice n Chains. I'm so sick that Steven Hawking sent me a sympathy card.

On a lighter note, my books arrive today. Collectors edition The Hobbit, and two by John Adjivederdeederalawadle (the guy who wrote Let the Right One In). Harbor and Handling the Undead. Fun.