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Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

I have a real life fear of tornadoes. That pic is terrifying!

Fire, snakes, heights, closed spaces and tornadoes.

Everyone. Design a hell for me using those fears!

Originally Posted by hex2323

I have a real life fear of tornadoes. That pic is terrifying!

Anyone who doesn't share that fear is either lying, or in need of an adventure with a storm chaser.

Originally Posted by hex2323

Fire, snakes, heights, closed spaces and tornadoes.

Everyone. Design a hell for me using those fears!

Just add tornadoes to Moria and you're in business!

Originally Posted by bigsix66

Just add tornadoes to Moria and you're in business!

Moria is a big comfy bed compared to any hell I can imagine. And we're all going, you know?

Originally Posted by hex2323

I have a real life fear of tornadoes. That pic is terrifying!

Fire, snakes, heights, closed spaces and tornadoes.

Everyone. Design a hell for me using those fears!

Your wish is my command.

You are on top of a 10km high pole in a 4'x4' box with a glass bottom. Of course there is snakes with you in the box. You may notice flames through the glass bottom, but only a bit, you can still clearly see the endless fall that would take place if the glass brakes. Was that a crack? Did I mention it is very hot because of all the flames around you? What was that? Indeed, one of the many tornadoes. You box may sway a little - torn by the powers. Don't worry, the flames are eternal. Yes, get that snake off your neck. No don't try to stamp on the other snake. Did that crack grow larger? No wonder you are sweating. Close your eyes. Maybe open them again, the sounds are too terrible, snakes hissing, class cracking, fire burning, wind howling. Getting sick from the swaying around? I'm sure the pole won't snap.

Originally Posted by hex2323

Moria is a big comfy bed compared to any hell I can imagine. And we're all going, you know?

Not to worry. I'll keep your chair warm for you until you arrive.

Originally Posted by Rouven

Your wish is my command.

You are on top of a 10km high pole in a 4'x4' box with a glass bottom. Of course there is snakes with you in the box. You may notice flames through the glass bottom, but only a bit, you can still clearly see the endless fall that would take place if the glass brakes. Was that a crack? Did I mention it is very hot because of all the flames around you? What was that? Indeed, one of the many tornadoes. You box may sway a little - torn by the powers. Don't worry, the flames are eternal. Yes, get that snake off your neck. No don't try to stamp on the other snake. Did that crack grow larger? No wonder you are sweating. Close your eyes. Maybe open them again, the sounds are too terrible, snakes hissing, class cracking, fire burning, wind howling. Getting sick from the swaying around? I'm sure the pole won't snap.

Wow, that sounds like my old neighborhood. You're making me sentimental, Rou!

Nice thread
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MT

Originally Posted by Rouven

Your wish is my command.

You are on top of a 10km high pole in a 4'x4' box with a glass bottom. Of course there is snakes with you in the box. You may notice flames through the glass bottom, but only a bit, you can still clearly see the endless fall that would take place if the glass brakes. Was that a crack? Did I mention it is very hot because of all the flames around you? What was that? Indeed, one of the many tornadoes. You box may sway a little - torn by the powers. Don't worry, the flames are eternal. Yes, get that snake off your neck. No don't try to stamp on the other snake. Did that crack grow larger? No wonder you are sweating. Close your eyes. Maybe open them again, the sounds are too terrible, snakes hissing, class cracking, fire burning, wind howling. Getting sick from the swaying around? I'm sure the pole won't snap.

Now that's a hell of a hell.

Originally Posted by MTminas

Nice thread
\signed¿

MT

Hi! We're thrilled you enjoyed it. Now, if you could please remove your shoes and any metal objects, then sit in this nice chair here...

Originally Posted by MTminas

Nice thread
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MT

Have a cookie. :}

Originally Posted by Elangr

Have a cookie. :}

NO! The cookies are filled with Uranium Bombs!!!

Originally Posted by hex2323

NO! The cookies are filled with Uranium Bombs!!!

Don't be silly... They are delicious!! *Munch Munch* see? Perfec-BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

Originally Posted by hex2323

NO! The cookies are filled with Uranium Bombs!!!

No problem. It gives you a nice rosy glow.

Originally Posted by bigsix66

No problem. It gives you a nice rosy glow.

Sounds like you got some old stuff. Fresh pure uranium should give you a nice light green glow. If it's meddled with it tends to get darker.

Originally Posted by Rouven

Sounds like you got some old stuff. Fresh pure uranium should give you a nice light green glow. If it's meddled with it tends to get darker.

No no no people! Not uranium! URANIUM BOMBS THAT EXPLODEN WHEN YOU EAT THEM!!!

Egnlrangl had it right. BOOOOOM!

Originally Posted by hex2323

No no no people! Not uranium! URANIUM BOMBS THAT EXPLODEN WHEN YOU EAT THEM!!!

Egnlrangl had it right. BOOOOOM!

Yeah I know, kinda funky to burb a little green cloud. Great eye catcher at parties though. If you get a real good one it comes out of your ears too. Don't overdose, shooting green rays out of your eyes makes people nervous.
On the bright side you won't need a flashlight for a while.

Originally Posted by Rouven

Don't overdose, shooting green rays out of your eyes makes people nervous.
On the bright side you won't need a flashlight for a while.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooQl2QMWZSg

I want to be an icecream salesman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=98lbWvgI3dc

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

I want to be an icecream salesman.

I'm an ice salesman in Alaska. Does that count?

Originally Posted by bigsix66

I'm an ice salesman in Alaska. Does that count?

Possibly. Do you juggle ice cream?

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

Possibly. Do you juggle ice cream?

Only when I go out to eat.

But seriously, folks. How many of you took Friday off to play video games all day? THIS GUY!!!

Hmmm. I think I blew the set up to thaat joke. Something about thumbs and a white tee shirt...

Originally Posted by hex2323

Hmmm. I think I blew the set up to thaat joke. Something about thumbs and a white tee shirt...

How many thumbs do you have?

Originally Posted by bigsix66

How many thumbs do you have?

Your cruel, he said he blew them up!

In another life, I think this guy could have been a fantastic member of this kingdom. http://forums.lotro.com/showthread.p...hing-different

Originally Posted by hex2323

Egnlrangl had it right. BOOOOOM!

Its ok, Im alright. I was exposed to uranium cookies for a short time as a small child and built up somewhat of an immunity to the explosions.

Has Hex gone off-planet again?

Originally Posted by bigsix66

Has Hex gone off-planet again?

Eating Chocobots. Sorry. Can we make Chocobots the official food of this thread?

Originally Posted by hex2323

Eating Chocobots. Sorry. Can we make Chocobots the official food of this thread?

You'll have to submit a form in writing that states the properties of Chocobots, and why they deserve to be our official food.

Originally Posted by hex2323

Eating Chocobots. Sorry. Can we make Chocobots the official food of this thread?

Haven't Chocobots been banned in this thread?

I guess Chocobots can be the official food in here if we make Nerf the official ball.

Those in favor of the changes to the Constitution of this thread, raise all five arms and say "Aiiiiiiiiiiiigh."

Originally Posted by bigsix66

Haven't Chocobots been banned in this thread?

I guess Chocobots can be the official food in here if we make Nerf the official ball.

Those in favor of the changes to the Constitution of this thread, raise all five arms and say "Aiiiiiiiiiiiigh."

Um... Um, guys, help. My 4th arm is cuffed to the bed. Can't raise it.

Originally Posted by bigsix66

Has Hex gone off-planet again?

I am sorry to say. But I think he melted. Now that temperatures got up again. And he was about to flowt into warmer regions anyway.

Originally Posted by bastardoGrande

I am sorry to say. But I think he melted. Now that temperatures got up again. And he was about to flowt into warmer regions anyway.

I was an Iceberg. Good point. But Icebergs don't melt. Ever. Even in soup.

Chocobots are just this:

2 chocolate chip cookies
1 slice of sharp cheddar
1/2 a chocolate bar.

The cookies act like bread in a sandwich and must be soft cookies. Originally this was called The Chewy, but we changed it to chocobot to be clear on its nature.

Yes. This is a real thing we've created and it is delicious despite the strageness of the idea. It tastes like chocolate cheese cake. I'm dead serious, try it!

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

Um... Um, guys, help. My 4th arm is cuffed to the bed. Can't raise it.

The majority of your arms counts. Your vote has been duly recorded.

Originally Posted by hex2323

Yes. This is a real thing we've created and it is delicious despite the strangeness of the idea. It tastes like chocolate cheese cake. I'm dead serious, try it!

The cheese was a little too sharp. I cut myself on it. But maybe we can use it to get sir-r uncuffed.

Originally Posted by bigsix66

The cheese was a little too sharp. I cut myself on it. But maybe we can use it to get sir-r uncuffed.

May I advise caution?


Who in his right mind would use 1/2 a bar of chocolate. All or nothing I say! Aiiiiiiiiirglmmftgnnngh!

Originally Posted by Rouven

May I advise caution?


Who in his right mind would use 1/2 a bar of chocolate. All or nothing I say! Aiiiiiiiiirglmmftgnnngh!

"We're going to need a bigger cookie." Quinn

Originally Posted by hex2323

"We're going to need a bigger cookie." Quinn

Is that a quote from Quinn the Eskimo? If so, the cookie needs lots of icing.

Words of Wisdom from Facebook, #1

"The only perfect beings are pigs. They sit around and enjoy life, and when they die, they turn to bacon and give their joy to others."

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

Words of Wisdom from Facebook, #1

"The only perfect beings are pigs. They sit around and enjoy life, and when they die, they turn to bacon and give their joy to others."

The only thing better than bacon is a Bacon Double Chocobot.

Originally Posted by hex2323

The only thing better than bacon is a Bacon Double Chocobot.

Is that a quote from Sir Francis Bacon?