Thread: Words and Phrases No Longer Allowed in This Thread

Originally Posted by Rouven

So the watcher wasn't watching the water or even in the water but instead stared at purple underwear? Wouldn't that make him the starer? Does that count as a stun or root?

There is no limit to precious bacon.

That's the good thing about it. Other stuff you can't see or hear about anymore, but bacon is always there and always how you like it.

I'd love to have a job ensuring that people enjoy their bacon. It would be so easy to do! I could just sit here in quiet satsfaction knowing that everyone is enjoying their bacon without even having to check!

Originally Posted by hex2323

I'd love to have a job ensuring that people enjoy their bacon. It would be so easy to do! I could just sit here in quiet satsfaction knowing that everyone is enjoying their bacon without even having to check!

There ought to be bacon bars. Like pita pits.

Bacon to go, bacon onna plate, finger-bacon, large bacon, bacon onna schtick, sporty bacon...

Endless possibilities, just no diet bacon or half fat or something silly like that.

Originally Posted by Rouven

There ought to be bacon bars. Like pita pits.

I think there's some bacon stuck under the cushions in the sofa pit from the great deluge of bacon back in 93... Bigsix accidentally dumped a truckload of it into the pits, when he was aiming for the deluxe bacon cooker.

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

I think there's some bacon stuck under the cushions in the sofa pit from the great deluge of bacon back in 93... Bigsix accidentally dumped a truckload of it into the pits, when he was aiming for the deluxe bacon cooker.

Nope sorry. You may remember that I got thrown into the pits one time. Why do you think I kept quiet for so long?

Originally Posted by Rouven

Nope sorry. You may remember that I got thrown into the pits one time. Why do you think I kept quiet for so long?

Ah. Right.

Guess we'll need a bacon pit after all, eh?

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

Ah. Right.

Guess we'll need a bacon pit after all, eh?

It does make you wonder if I overlooked a pita by chance...

*inches insuspectively towards the sofa*

Bar.

Perhaps

Booters
Bacon Bar

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

I think there's some bacon stuck under the cushions in the sofa pit from the great deluge of bacon back in 93... Bigsix accidentally dumped a truckload of it into the pits, when he was aiming for the deluxe bacon cooker.

I need to work on my aim. No doubt about it. Have you seen what else, meant for other venues, is still in the sofa pits?

Originally Posted by bigsix66

I need to work on my aim. No doubt about it. Have you seen what else, meant for other venues, is still in the sofa pits?

*reaches under the couch*

Lets see.... Cheetos, beef jerky, and what appears to be a dead cat. Was that last one meant for venues?

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

(...) a dead cat. (...)

Fufy? Oh no, not Fufy!

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

*reaches under the couch*

Lets see.... Cheetos, beef jerky, and what appears to be a dead cat. Was that last one meant for venues?

Do you recall when somebody on these forums once said that you can't swing a dead cat in Moria without hitting a scholar node? I was planning to test that theory. I guess I forgot after falling asleep in the sofa pits and, well, ya know. Collateral damage. Sorry.

Now, lest any animal lovers get upset, I should clarify: That wasn't a REAL cat. It was a computer model simulation. A few pixels here, a few pixels there, and voila: "MEOW!"

Originally Posted by Rouven

Fufy? Oh no, not Fufy!

So you see? You have nothing to worry about. Well, almost nothing. If you place 10 billion trillion gold in an unmarked sack and deliver it to the location I will specify, I'll see to it that Fufy gets returned to you unharmed. . . .

Fufy *snickers* Too awesome.

Originally Posted by hex2323

Fufy *snickers* Too awesome.

You made a snickers out of Fufy? You cruel and inconsiderate person!

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

You made a snickers out of Fufy? You cruel and inconsiderate person!

Well, ya know. Rank Has It's Privileges. I understand that's a rare delicacy on Hex's home world.

Didn't I see Fufy in the Cat Lady's house in Bree?

Originally Posted by bigsix66

Didn't I see Fufy in the Cat Lady's house in Bree?

Maybe. Maybe not.

I deny everything and nothing, depending on what I'm accused of.

I did no such thing! Lies!

And Fufy left the cat lady's house to go to high tea with me and the bros!

Originally Posted by hex2323

And Fufy left the cat lady's house to go to high tea with me and the bros!

Ah! I finally figured it out. What a clever way of advertising our new business!

Is your blood pressure going up? Are you tired of being angry at people? Let us do it for you! We are FUFY--Fed Up For You. You pay us enough and we'll be absolutely furious on your behalf! So, sit back and relax and let us get all worked up for you.

FUFY: Call 1-800-FURIOUS today!

So, anyone "fasting" anything?

I've decided to give up digging in my belly button for lent.

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

So, anyone "fasting" anything?

I've decided to give up digging in my belly button for lent.

Ohhhh clever!

I'll stop checking the dryer filter for Lent!

How about "Groovy" and "Far Out" Those should be banned. Also, using the word "man" after every sentence. Example: "Boy, that concert sure was groovy, man" I made my point. I am outta here!

Originally Posted by LASONiC

How about "Groovy" and "Far Out" Those should be banned. Also, using the word "man" after every sentence. Example: "Boy, that concert sure was groovy, man" I made my point. I am outta here!

Wow, you're so far out man that I can barely see you.

Come a little closer and sit in the special chair that sir-r crafted for newcomers. Thaaaaaat's right. Just a liiiiiiiitle closer. . . .








Psssst! Throw the switch before he gets away!

Any quote from or reference to the CD-I Zelda games, Hotel Mario, I.M.Meen, or any other YTP source, along with the term YTP, should be banned as well.

AHHHH. TWO ON TOPIC POSTS IN ONE PAGE!!!!

Everyone, activate emergency protocol Delta Zulu Foxtrot 147! DZF 147!!!!



*grabs the bacon and runs to the bunker*

Originally Posted by bigsix66

Psssst! Throw the switch before he gets away!

*click*

...


Oh dang flabbit, DZF 147 shut off the break room power.

*trudges off to plug the chair in elsewhere*

Aha! A chance to show off my 'multi-quote' skills and introduce myself!

Originally Posted by LASONiC

How about "Groovy" and "Far Out" Those should be banned. Also, using the word "man" after every sentence. Example: "Boy, that concert sure was groovy, man" I made my point. I am outta here!

Naw. No one uses those terms anymore. It's a hip hop leet speak culture, dig? So, we have to ban newer terms and encourage the use of older terms, like Groovy and Far Out and Man, dig? You might have made your point, but you did not prove your point. Making =/= proving, dig?

Originally Posted by Kingault

Any quote from or reference to the CD-I Zelda games, Hotel Mario, I.M.Meen, or any other YTP source, along with the term YTP, should be banned as well.

Wow! Just, wow. You are an artist sir. You are welcome here. Please, continue with your wisdom. I've never met one such as you. How did you stumble upon such a grand topic to ban? I have been researching for minutes now, and I cannot come up with anything this fantastic. I can't even break the proposed ban because I don't know what it means! It's brilliant!

Approved. Banning what that guy said!

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

AHHHH. TWO ON TOPIC POSTS IN ONE PAGE!!!!

Everyone, activate emergency protocol Delta Zulu Foxtrot 147! DZF 147!!!!



*grabs the bacon and runs to the bunker*






*click*

...


Oh dang flabbit, DZF 147 shut off the break room power.

*trudges off to plug the chair in elsewhere*

You knew better. You knew worse. The better was your best, and it was none the worse for wear, so the worst you could do was better than your best.

Originally Posted by hex2323

You knew better. You knew worse. The better was your best, and it was none the worse for wear, so the worst you could do was better than your best.

There's my worst. And worse than my worst. There's nothing better than my worst. Are we banning "better" in this thread as being inconsequential?

Then there's my wurst. Which is better than my baloney.

Couldn't read through 53 pages for it - have you banned "My 2 cents" yet?

If not, it's high time!

Just my .... eerh

And while we're at it - are smileys banned already?

Originally Posted by Nansen

Couldn't read through 53 pages for it - have you banned "My 2 cents" yet?

If not, it's high time!

Just my .... eerh

And while we're at it - are smileys banned already?

Okay, hmmm. My Two Cents is now banned if it wasn't and unbanned if it was.

Smileys. Tough call. I think we could just ban people for over use of smileys.

Originally Posted by hex2323

Smileys. Tough call. I think we could just ban people for over use of smileys.

what? Why would we do that?

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

what? Why would we do that?

If I may put in my three cents:

You bad!

Originally Posted by bigsix66

If I may put in my three cents:

Three is two plus one. One isn't enough, and two is banned. Nor can three exist without two, as two follows one, which isn't enough. And without one and two, you can't reach three.

Unless you can't count, like King Arthur. Then you'll count like so: "One, two, five!' 'Three sir!' 'Three!" Because five loses the banned two, leaving three.

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

Three is two plus one. One isn't enough, and two is banned. Nor can three exist without two, as two follows one, which isn't enough. And without one and two, you can't reach three.

Unless you can't count, like King Arthur. Then you'll count like so: "One, two, five!' 'Three sir!' 'Three!" Because five loses the banned two, leaving three.

My 1.99999 cents worth:

1.5 plus 1.5 equals 3. I don't see any twos anywhere. How can I? They're banned!

My oh my I thinks its times forse Rouvens Wisdoms:

2 may not be banned nor any other incredents of it! Hex would ban himself and 6 is 2 plus 2 plus another and that three times!

Smileys are banned by default, if you dare not believe Rouvens wisdoms try using more than 2 plus 2 and feel the eternal wrath of the local cat lady aka Celestraestial. I was holding my breath there for a while when big2plus2plus2plus2plus2plus2p lus2plus2plusanotherone was indicating experiments on imaginery fufy's, luckily they weren't real so we escaped it this time.

Welcome to all the newcomers with extraordinary potentials. Know that this forum is flat! So don't lean over too much or you'll fall over the ban-edge into the sofa-pit-dimensions.

Someone catch sir please, he snatched all the bacon.

Now remember to check out the enclosed instruction book for help, because you gotta help us and I thank you too! You're quite possibly the best player ever!

Don't swallow Rouvens Wisdoms all in one go. Take your time and chew.

Originally Posted by Rouven

2 may not be banned nor any other incredents of it! Hex would ban himself and 6 is 2 plus 2 plus another and that three times!

I think you're on to something. If Hex bans himself, he'd need to send his eviller twin brother to post in this thread. Could be interesting.

Originally Posted by Rouven

Don't swallow Rouvens Wisdoms all in one go. Take your time and chew.

You're putting an undue strain on my wooden teeth. I'm getting splinters. I'm not sure if that's good or bad. I'll send my rage over to FUFY. They know what to do with it.

Originally Posted by bigsix66

I think you're on to something. If Hex bans himself, he'd need to send his eviller twin brother to post in this thread. Could be interesting.

Hex 3232??

You're putting an undue strain on my wooden teeth. I'm getting splinters. I'm not sure if that's good or bad. I'll send my rage over to FUFY. They know what to do with it.

Did you get the expended warranty? Good thing my invisible disclaimer reads: Don't chew this at home. So I'm safe from any liaisons.

I put so much effexort into the motel mario blurbs, I wonder if HexIIIIIIIIII can locate them. I conleniently grouped them together in one big blurb.

Originally Posted by Rouven

Hex 3232??



Did you get the expended warranty? Good thing my invisible disclaimer reads: Don't chew this at home. So I'm safe from any liaisons.

I put so much effexort into the motel mario blurbs, I wonder if HexIIIIIIIIII can locate them. I conleniently grouped them together in one big blurb.

Now how in Sam Hien did y'all know about me?

Originally Posted by Hex3232

Now how in Sam Hien did y'all know about me?

I am going to say this now very calmlyish:

RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSSS!

Originally Posted by Rouven

I am going to say this now very calmlyish:

RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSSS!

It's okay I caught him!!!

Originally Posted by Hex3232

Now how in Sam Hien did y'all know about me?

Eeeeeeeeeek!

Hasn't cloning been banned in this thread?!

Originally Posted by bigsix66

Eeeeeeeeeek!

Hasn't cloning been banned in this thread?!

Course it has. Twins =/= clones.

That is all.