Thread: Words and Phrases No Longer Allowed in This Thread

Originally Posted by Onir

You can't chop me down like some tree!
TREE!? I AM NO TREE!
I am an Ent...

You're not a tree. You're an Ent. Maybe you are not an Ent, but a Tent? Let's all get sleeping bags, crawl up in his belly, light the Coleman Lamp and tell ghost stories until we fall asleep. I love camping.

Originally Posted by hex2323

You're not a tree. You're an Ent. Maybe you are not an Ent, but a Tent? Let's all get sleeping bags, crawl up in his belly, light the Coleman Lamp and tell ghost stories until we fall asleep. I love camping.

I'm not gonna go into a burning tent. And how is the tent supposed to fit under the pot? Maybe we can fold it. Might burn longer that way too!

Originally Posted by rouven

i'm not gonna go into a burning tent. And how is the tent supposed to fit under the pot? Maybe we can fold it. Might burn longer that way too!

i'm not a tent!
I am an ent!

Originally Posted by Onir

i'm not a tent!
I am an ent!

You are clearly a tenent. Or a tenet. Maybe a entente? Or a tenement! (In case you haven't noticed, those are all spellcheck suggestions for the proper spelling of tenent)

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

You are clearly a tenent. Or a tenet. Maybe a entente? Or a tenement! (In case you haven't noticed, those are all spellcheck suggestions for the proper spelling of tenent)

For Erú's sake, I AM AN ENT!

Also, do we celebrate christmas on Hexadonia?
Bah. What a silly question.
Of course we do.

Today I watered my carpet.

I thought I was watering my tree, but my tree tricked me. It was a tricksey little hobbitses.


I also got a job as a secret agent. My cover is a book lister at a book store.

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

Today I watered my carpet.

I thought I was watering my tree, but my tree tricked me. It was a tricksey little hobbitses.


I also got a job as a secret agent. My cover is a book lister at a book store.

How is the cow of your uncle. No one smells worse that me. *waits expectantly*

The worst smeller is indeed the shire-dweller.

Judge the book by it's cover, not under.

Deep within mysteries shall be staying hidden.

The ents go marching two by two hoorah, hoorah.

Originally Posted by Rouven

The ents go marching two by two hoorah, hoorah.

Tents don't march!

This is an outrage - and outrage, I say!

Someone's going to be in deep pudding when I get to the bottom of this. *Starts climbing down a ladder*

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

Tents don't march!

This is an outrage - and outrage, I say!

Someone's going to be in deep pudding when I get to the bottom of this. *Starts climbing down a ladder*

True true, but we haz no flying mounts *pouts*.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4eFZ...eature=related

Eh, flying mounts are overrated.

You know what will make you forget that flying mount you never had?

Dinner. I'll make us all some dinner. Then I'll buy a 2nd dinner. Then I'll blend it together, mix it with cookie dough, deep fry it, then wrap it in bacon.


Or I'll just make this

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

Eh, flying mounts are overrated.

You know what will make you forget that flying mount you never had?

Dinner. I'll make us all some dinner. Then I'll buy a 2nd dinner. Then I'll blend it together, mix it with cookie dough, deep fry it, then wrap it in bacon.


Or I'll just make this

It's...beatiful...
Anyhoo,
WE FIGHT WITH OUR STEEL,
WE FIGHT WITH OUR COURAGE,
BUT ABOVE ALL ELSE WE FIGHT THEM WITH OUR FAITH IN SIGMAR!

If you know the website from where i found that, you win a prize!

Originally Posted by Onir

It's...beatiful...
Anyhoo,
WE FIGHT WITH OUR STEEL,
WE FIGHT WITH OUR COURAGE,
BUT ABOVE ALL ELSE WE FIGHT THEM WITH OUR FAITH IN SIGMAR!

If you know the website from where i found that, you win a prize!

http://www.whalliance.com/?

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

http://www.whalliance.com/?

No.
I used to search random websites...
but then i took an arrow to the knee...

Probably from the warhammer wiki, Magnus the Pious page.

http://warhammeronline.wikia.com/wiki/Magnus_the_Pious

Originally Posted by Rouven

Probably from the warhammer wiki, Magnus the Pious page.

http://warhammeronline.wikia.com/wiki/Magnus_the_Pious

Close enough.
And your prize shall be...
*drumroll*
A brand new arrow!
*Yawn*
I wonder what Hex is doing...

Originally Posted by Onir

A brand new arrow!

Oh great!
*shoots arrow straight up in the sky*

*insert witty/comical post here*

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

*insert witty/comical post here*

Your post may need some more assembling.

Anyhoo, as i know all of you LOVE it when i sing-

*Ehem*
I got an..."inspiration" for this song from a Skyrim Bard. Don't judge me! Remember the Commandmeth Of Hex #2346!


We drink to our threads,
to posts come and gone,
*Rouven's arrow falls, piercing my shoulder*

OH, THAT HURTS! DEAR BACON-STONEHENGE, OH!
Re...remember...when i...i told you i was an...an...ent?
That...was a joke...ugh...
*Falls to the ground*

*inspects the arrow again more closely*



Quit fooling around and get up.

Clever arrow though to turn up at the right time, I'm gonna keep it for emergency's.

Come on Onir, you're not dead yet. You might get better.

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

Come on Onir, you're not dead yet. You might get better.

Of...co-course i will...
I just need...the jade...monkey...
*cough* i meant *cough* some bacon...

I've escaped.

Originally Posted by bigsix66

I've escaped.

Careful, might only be a delusion, illusion. Something along those lines.

Public restrooms are horrible places. As evidence, I cite these two stories: http://i.imgur.com/6ZDQz.jpg http://i.imgur.com/2D0pA.png

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

Public restrooms are horrible places. As evidence, I cite these two stories: http://i.imgur.com/6ZDQz.jpg http://i.imgur.com/2D0pA.png

As true as that may be, i'm dissapointed.
Posting that kind of stories shows poor taste. *Slap*
...
what have i done?!

a poeime:

Kettle kettle burning bright,
You fester in an awful fright.
To burn upon a wooden flame
And blacken past your usual shame.

Your contents fresh to scald soft skin
The miracles that you hold in
Bring warmth and health to home and hearth
BINGO! I WIN!

The end.

Originally Posted by Rouven

Careful, might only be a delusion, illusion. Something along those lines.

Ok, maybe I landscaped. I know I didn't runescape. Or ruin the fire escape.

It's been a rough time. I'm still confused. Or boozed.

Originally Posted by bigsix66

Ok, maybe I landscaped. I know I didn't runescape. Or ruin the fire escape.

It's been a rough time. I'm still confused. Or boozed.

Whatever your current state, it has not affected your speeling cabapilities.

Good to have you back on board.

*whistles* "What shall we do with the drunken sailor ..."

That is all.

We need to host a forum tractor pull.

Originally Posted by hex2323

We need to host a forum tractor pull.

I could use my lucky arrow.

Originally Posted by Rouven

Whatever your current state, it has not affected your speeling cabapilities.

Good to have you back on board.

*whistles* "What shall we do with the drunken sailor ..."

Thank you much, Bro. I was dognapped by a bushwhacking swine. I still have the scars.

Originally Posted by hex2323

We need to host a forum tractor pull.

Your tractor is powerful enough to pull the entire forum? What will they do with the hamsters? They'll be unemployed in this economy?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhO-qMeMjtA

Bigsix66, there are other reasons not to unemploy them.
This is one of them.

What do you think powers the tractor?

That's right, the hamsters. Let me guess, you thought bio-fuel was something different.

Plus we are convincing the hamsters formerly powering the forums to work for our tractor which will make it even more ... POWERFUEL! *mwahahahaaa*cough*hahahaaaa

Originally Posted by Rouven

What do you think powers the tractor?

That's right, the hamsters. Let me guess, you thought bio-fuel was something different.

Plus we are convincing the hamsters formerly powering the forums to work for our tractor which will make it even more ... POWERFUEL! *mwahahahaaa*cough*hahahaaaa

Good ideas. Now, we just need a tractor.

...looks in dresser drawer...

Nope. Don't have a tractor. Got a retractor that was left over from the hospital. And of course, I have many detractors. There was a contractor here yesterday to look at the roof.

Jurassic Park had velocitractors. They were fast. Made most people stand around looking like a Deere in the headlights. Then there was Alice. She had a tractor. But she spelled her name funny... Allis. Allis Chalmers. She married some guy named Brigson Stratton, but it only lasted two cycles.

I have one of these tractors, if you want to borrow it.




Good luck finding a road big enough to drive it on, though.

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

I have one of these tractors, if you want to borrow it.




Good luck finding a road big enough to drive it on, though.

That'll pull this thread far. It's a protractor.

Again, good luck finding a road to drive it on. They weigh 1.3 million pounds and are as wide as the average 4 lane highway.


I've decided I want one if the zombies invade. 1.3 million pounds of zombie flattening goodness That, and think of how much loot you could haul with you!