Thread: Words and Phrases No Longer Allowed in This Thread

Okay. Since this is my thread, I am officially requesting the following words and phrases no longer be used in this thread:

Lulz
Devs
I'm Just Saying
anthing with a '/' in front of it.
Wowzers
Mechanic
End Game
Itemization
Instance
Raid
Sheep
Bacon
Mirkwood
Content
Epic
Gandalf
Boars
Tinfoil
WB
BG
GA
DD
D and D
B and E
BET
***
BBQ
Network
Sloppy
LI
LT
DG
BM
MM
MoM
SoA
SoM
S and M
S or M
SaM
BTW
Water
Water Works
Water Wheel
Watcher
Watch Maker
Cake Maker
Muffin Man
Twins
CC
DPS
UPS
CON
Lupe Garou
Tons
Pew
Pew Pew
Pew Pew Pew
Tank
Heal
Buff
Debuff
Rebuff
Bebuff-a-loo-buff
Cower
Radiance
Pots
Mats
Pans
Bears
Pets
Aunts
Cheese


That should just about do it.

Using these words in this thread will earn you a quick talking to.

Help me out, good people. Add more banned words to the list for this thread.

"Uber" should be banned too.

And 1337...

Originally Posted by hex2323

Okay. Since this is my thread, I am officially requesting the following words and phrases no longer be used in this thread:

Lulz
Devs
I'm Just Saying
anthing with a '/' in front of it.
Wowzers
Mechanic
End Game
Itemization
Instance
Raid
Sheep
Bacon
Mirkwood
Content
Epic
Gandalf
Boars
Tinfoil
WB
BG
GA
DD
D and D
B and E
BET
***
BBQ
Network
Sloppy
LI
LT
DG
BM
MM
MoM
SoA
SoM
S and M
S or M
SaM
BTW
Water
Water Works
Water Wheel
Watcher
Watch Maker
Cake Maker
Muffin Man
Twins
CC
DPS
UPS
CON
Lupe Garou
Tons
Pew
Pew Pew
Pew Pew Pew
Tank
Heal
Buff
Debuff
Rebuff
Bebuff-a-loo-buff
Cower
Radiance
Pots
Mats
Pans
Bears
Pets
Aunts
Cheese


That should just about do it.

Using these words in this thread will earn you a quick talking to.

Help me out, good people. Add more banned words to the list for this thread.

BTW, I was cowering in front of my pots and pans, heading for a raid in the end game instance in which my aunts make sloppy cheese out of my pet bear in the Muffin Man's Cake Maker, when I was debuffed by a tank on his way to BG.


Gandalf healed me with an epic mechanic and sent my Watch Maker in Mirkwood advice on how to rebuff sheep and boars before turning them into tons of content bacon wrapped in WB tin foil.

Wowzers. I'm just saying.

Originally Posted by bigsix66

BTW, I was cowering in front of my pots and pans, heading for a raid in the end game instance in which my aunts make sloppy cheese out of my pet bear in the Muffin Man's Cake Maker, when I was debuffed by a tank on his way to BG.


Gandalf healed me with an epic mechanic and sent my Watch Maker in Mirkwood advice on how to rebuff sheep and boars before turning them into tons of content bacon wrapped in WB tin foil.

Wowzers. I'm just saying.

Listen, fuzzy! I warned you about this! Now... I pounce! Verbally. Ready?

You are a blockhead.

Oooooh! SHAZZAM!

Originally Posted by hex2323

Listen, fuzzy! I warned you about this! Now... I pounce! Verbally. Ready?

You are a blockhead.

Oooooh! SHAZZAM!

Ouch! That smarts!

Can you tell I'm a little bored at work today?

Well now... /sigh
Lemme ponder a sec.

Doh!

/disqualifies herself

ps. I'm bettin' ya made a few enemies by banning "bacon".. just sayin' ;P

Originally Posted by bigsix66

Ouch! That smarts!

Can you tell I'm a little bored at work today?

Heh heh. I made the first post at work as well.

I was going to put 'bored' on the list.

Added NOW!

Originally Posted by Griffy

Well now... /sigh
Lemme ponder a sec.

Doh!

/disqualifies herself

ps. I'm bettin' ya made a few enemies by banning "bacon".. just sayin' ;P

No fair! You disqualified yourself before getting a stern talkin' to! Rrrrr. You... you... grumbleface!

And if the acon with a B lovers want to complain, they need to get out of my thread. I have rights!

That just leaves me with a few choice words/phrases then:
*evilgrinz*

aconbay all the ayway!
irkwoodmay!
ixnay on the adianceray!
ewpay-ewpay-ewpay!

ah and yes...

OWZERSWAY!

Griffy~* (feelin' like bein' a ebelray)

What about whine to go with the ch**se?

Originally Posted by Griffy

That just leaves me with a few choice words/phrases then:
*evilgrinz*

aconbay all the ayway!
irkwoodmay!
ixnay on the adianceray!
ewpay-ewpay-ewpay!

ah and yes...

OWZERSWAY!

Griffy~* (feelin' like bein' a ebelray)

Clever, but I learned pig latin in seminary school. I've got your number! 5! That's your number. Order roast beef. It's on sale.

Originally Posted by Taralom

What about whine to go with the ch**se?

Whine = added to the list.

And I know what the little censored * means you **. Now I regret putting eese (Ch) on the list. I actually like eese (Ch).

Now to fix your little red wagon. There. All fixed. Now go roll down a hill into a large body of water.

Did I ban water?

added.

Originally Posted by bigsix66

BTW, I was cowering in front of my pots and pans, heading for a raid in the end game instance in which my aunts make sloppy cheese out of my pet bear in the Muffin Man's Cake Maker, when I was debuffed by a tank on his way to BG.


Gandalf healed me with an epic mechanic and sent my Watch Maker in Mirkwood advice on how to rebuff sheep and boars before turning them into tons of content bacon wrapped in WB tin foil.

Wowzers. I'm just saying.

You sir, too sir, have, sir, violated the words and phrases, sir, banned in the OP, sir, but it seems, sir, that I sir, too sir, may be violating as well sir, and, sir, may find myself, sir, under the contrictions of the , sir, punishment according by the OP, sir, Sir

Originally Posted by Reodred14

You sir, too sir, have, sir, violated the words and phrases, sir, banned in the OP, sir, but it seems, sir, that I sir, too sir, may be violating as well sir, and, sir, may find myself, sir, under the contrictions of the , sir, punishment according by the OP, sir, Sir

That is a violation of rule Pink #1623 which states you can't use my name more than 8 times in one paragraph.

*whacks reodred with a frozen waffle*

Originally Posted by Reodred14

You sir, too sir, have, sir, violated the words and phrases, sir, banned in the OP, sir, but it seems, sir, that I sir, too sir, may be violating as well sir, and, sir, may find myself, sir, under the contrictions of the , sir, punishment according by the OP, sir, Sir

Uhhhh... AHHHHHH! MY BRAIN! You nitwits really take the cake. I banned a bunch of words and yu can even use the banned words I banned to get in trouble. Geeesh.

Okay, I ban the word contrictions to help you out. I think that safe.

Now, I tell you off.

DUMMY!

SHAZZAM!

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

That is a violation of rule Pink #1623 which states you can't use my name more than 8 times in one paragraph.

*whacks reodred with a frozen waffle*

No using rules in my thread except for rules I make!

Okay, no one can use Sir's name more than 8 times in a sentence. Awesome! I make great rules! CLAP YOUR HANDS, Y'ALL!

Originally Posted by hex2323

No using rules in my thread except for rules I make!

Okay, no one can use Sir's name more than 8 times in a sentence. Awesome! I make great rules! CLAP YOUR HANDS, Y'ALL!

Originally Posted by Reodred14

You sir, too sir, have, sir, violated the words and phrases, sir, banned in the OP, sir, but it seems, sir, that I sir, too sir, may be violating as well sir, and, sir, may find myself, sir, under the contrictions of the , sir, punishment according by the OP, sir, Sir

Siiir? I'll get back to my duties.

fail should be banned, it's the most ludicrous POS word.phrase possible, especially when used out of context...I'm just saying, anytime I see someone using this word, like say in glff at anytime, their IQ drops about 300% in my view. I've seen people who I thought were reasonably intelligent, and I make the "ooo, I thought you were smarter than that" face...

Originally Posted by Reodred14

Cats with bags on head? Allowed. You pass inspection.

Originally Posted by Euthanazia

Siiir? I'll get back to my duties.

fail should be banned, it's the most ludicrous POS word.phrase possible, especially when used out of context...I'm just saying, anytime I see someone using this word, like say in glff at anytime, their IQ drops about 300% in my view. I've seen people who I thought were reasonably intelligent, and I make the "ooo, I thought you were smarter than that" face...

It's weird. I missed the most obvious one. Hmmmmm. What to do?

fail = BANNED!

And shame on you for using 'I'm just aying-s'. FREAKING HORROBLE iPHONE SHAME!

I believe I banned that phrase, like, um, yesterday, you lump of coal!

If not, it just made the list.

EDIT: It's freaking THIRD on the list! THIRD! Come on! For crying out fork!

Originally Posted by hex2323

It's weird. I missed the most obvious one. Hmmmmm. What to do?

fail = BANNED!

Would that mean saying Fail is in itself a Fail?


Hmm... I think I just double failed.

(see, failed isnt banned yet! Only Fail is.)

Originally Posted by sir-rinthian

Would that mean saying Fail is in itself a Fail?


Hmm... I think I just double failed.

(see, failed isnt banned yet! Only Fail is.)

But but but...

Ummmm....

ed is banned and and so is ail=f. so the combination of the two, in combination is... ummm ah... banned. Got it?

If not, I will S P E L L it out for you, draw you a map, and throw siad map in a trash can and laugh and laugh and lllll lalalalala laughhhhhh.

Originally Posted by hex2323

S P E L L it out for you

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

The human race will soon become so advanced we need not even speak to one another! we shall just blink and exchange hand-to-face conversation until everybody is enlightened!

Join the movement today!

You forgot the word "soon."

Originally Posted by Nymphonic

You forgot the word "soon™."

Fixxed that fer ya.

Originally Posted by Nymphonic

You forgot the word "soon."

Yeah, I'll get around to banning that.

NOW!

Soon, et al =

wait for it

DISMEMBERED.

Thanks for making me feel like an idiot! Yeah, nice job on that. Why don't you kick my cat over the fence while you're at it? Huh? HUH? Oh. You like cats? Nevermind...

Originally Posted by Reodred14

The human race will soon become so advanced we need not even speak to one another! we shall just blink and exchange hand-to-face conversation until everybody is enlightened!

Join the movement today!

You can't rip off a chain email in this thread. Forbidden literature! For freaking SHAME!

Oh, the agony. Wash hands wash hands wash hands. A. A. A. A. Desperate Elves.

Rest.

Better.

Originally Posted by Griffy

Fixxed that fer ya.

No fixing stuff here! You're going to have to leave now, Eddie.

Originally Posted by hex2323

No fixing stuff here! You're going to have to leave now, Griffy.

Repaired that for ya.


()

To borrow a speech from the late great George Carlin:

You will not hear me say: bottom line, game plan, role model, scenario, or hopefully. I will not kick back, mellow out, or be on a roll. I will not go for it and I will not check it out; I don't even know what it is. And when I leave here I definitely will not boogie.

I promise not to refer to anyone as a class act, a beautiful person or a happy camper. I will also not be saying "what a guy." And you will not hear me refer to anyone's lifestyle. If you want to know what a moronic word "lifestyle" is, all you have to do is realize that in a technical sense, Atilla the Hun had an active outdoor lifestyle. I will also not be saying any cute things like "moi." And I will not use the French adverb "tre" to modify any English adjectives. Such as "tre awesome," "tre gnarly," "tre fabou," "tre intense," or "tre out-of-sight."

I will not say concept when I mean idea. I will not say impacted when I mean affected. There will be no hands-on state-of-the-art networking. We will not maximize, prioritize, or finalize...and we definitely will not interface. There will also...there will also be no new-age lingo spoken here tonight. No support-group jargon from the human potential movement. For instance, I will not share anything with you.

I will not relate to you and you will not identify with me. I will give you no input, and I will expect no feedback. This will not be a learning experience, nor will it be a growth period. There'll be no sharing, no caring, no birthing, no bonding, no parenting, no nurturing. We will not establish a relationship, we will not have any meaningful dialogue and we definitely will not spend any quality time. We will not be supportive of one another, so that we can get in touch with our feelings in order to feel good about ourselves. And if you're one of those people who needs a little space...please...go the BEEP outside.

Originally Posted by Baresira

To borrow a speech from the late great George Carlin:

You will not hear me say: bottom line, game plan, role model, scenario, or hopefully. I will not kick back, mellow out, or be on a roll. I will not go for it and I will not check it out; I don't even know what it is. And when I leave here I definitely will not boogie.
...

George Carlin!! Woot! +1 for having awesome taste in comedians.

Lulz, Devs
I'm Just Saying anthing with a '/' in front of it. Wowzers! The End Game Mechanic is causing Itemization of the Raid Instance Sheep. Everyone needs to wakeup and smell the Mirkwood Bacon BBQ! I mean if he knew Epic level Content is gonna be all Tinfoil Boars, Gandalf would roll over in his grave…
I mean even I was all BG-GA-DD***LI-LT, DG- SoABM, SoMe S or M better get off his CCUPS and give us some real BTW!
I just went to get a glass of Water and when I get back, Lupe Garou was all Water Works sayin Watcher meen you won’t give my Tank Tons of Heal-Buffs. I go all Aunts Cheese when you go all Pew, Pew Pew, Pew Pew Pew and the Muffin Man and his Twins are all Cowering at Pets Bears because he has like negative Radiance and the whole thing becomes a Debuff-Rebuff-Bebuff-a-loo-buff every five minutes because the timers all restart so often and SaM goes crying to his MoM because he didnt get his uber 1337 phat lewts.
Its obvious that the WB has never heard of D and D and thinks S and M is a new type of MM and B and E is the artsy form of BET… Networks, I swear if this all starts to get Sloppy I am gonna scream!

Water Wheel all do when the make our crafters specialize, tinkers becoming Watch Makers and cooks becoming Cake Makers, I mean the cost of Mats and replacing your Pots & Pans every couple a days…

Sorry...I transgress ;P


~CONDPS~
Never follow arbitary rules the leader makes up as they go along...
never surrender to the ROFL-copter in VC when some guy starts bragging about his skills...and never, ever, let them see you rooted.

Originally Posted by Griffy

Well now... /sigh

ps. I'm bettin' ya made a few enemies by banning "bacon".. just sayin' ;P

wait... what!

Okay everybody, just calm down here! Calm the pips down!

1. The word bacon is banned, not images of bacon.
2. Using violet text to hide banned words, although creative, is banned.
3. George Carlin is not banned, but quoting George Carlin unless you are George Carlin is banned.
4. Fixing stuff for me is banned, especially when I call someone Eddie.

Because too many of you have posted since I posted, you'll all have to settle for this generic talkin' to.

Gah! You low IQ smoothies! I hope all of your stuffed animals get tummy aches. I hope you log in and find out you were forced to retreat because that woman with the whip in Bree beat you up.

I am never coming by your house again and I'm deleting you from my Go Phone.

Good luck and good Mordor to you, you 3/2 4/3 0/0 crafters!

Originally Posted by hex2323

Okay everybody, just calm down here! Calm the pips down!

3. George Carlin is not banned, but quoting George Carlin unless you are George Carlin is banned.

*yells to people in audience* Is someone here a minstrel? George Carlin was defeated and is waiting for a res.

Originally Posted by hex2323

Okay everybody, just calm down here! Calm the pips down!

1. The word bacon is banned, not images of bacon.

this seemed somehow relevant...

Originally Posted by Forgotten_Legend

this seemed somehow relevant...

OMG!

BANNED!!!!

No, wait. It's a cat. Can't ban a cat.

Curses!

Any more pictures of Cats and acon-B?

Hey hex, how about we ban Canada's smoke? I've had enough already.

Originally Posted by pocoemme

Hey hex, how about we ban Canada's smoke? I've had enough already.

I live in MA, so yes. I agree. Did you see the haze today? Dear sweet friggin towel racks, unbelievable!

Yeah, thanks, Canada. More like 'Ban-ada'.

Originally Posted by hex2323

I live in MA, so yes. I agree. Did you see the haze today? Dear sweet friggin towel racks, unbelievable!

Yeah, thanks, Canada. More like 'Ban-ada'.

I didn't even know what it was when I walked out of my house today. Haze? Hmm...smells kind of funny for haze. Then I got to work, where a co-worker explained the forest fires in Quebec.

O Ban-ada!