Thread: Am I doing this right?

I've only been PvPing semi-regularly for a month or so now, but I think I'm getting the hang of how this PvMP forum thing works.

If you ever get jumped by a burg/warg pack while 1v1ing someone, that person was obviously working with them and always does.

If you've ever been in the wrong place at the wrong time and gotten rolled by a raid, then the other side is nothing but vent-calling, mapping/goat-riding zergers.

Burgs and wargs are ******* because they use stealth and the other skills available to them.

Champ sprint is OP, unless you're a Champ, then Warg sprint is OP.

The only side that ever hugs NPCs is whichever side I'm not playing at the moment. If my side does it, it's called strategy.

If I died, it's because your class is OP, or you called in 20 people to zerg me, or you did some sort of exploit that I can't describe but I absolutely know that you did. Whatever the reason, I know that you're probably a horrible person in RL. It has absolutely nothing to do with you being better than me.

I'm sure that there's more, but this is what I've learned so far.

Originally Posted by Lestache

I've only been PvPing semi-regularly for a month or so now, but I think I'm getting the hang of how this PvMP forum thing works.

If you ever get jumped by a burg/warg pack while 1v1ing someone, that person was obviously working with them and always does.

If you've ever been in the wrong place at the wrong time and gotten rolled by a raid, then the other side is nothing but vent-calling, mapping/goat-riding zergers.

Burgs and wargs are ******* because they use stealth and the other skills available to them.

Champ sprint is OP, unless you're a Champ, then Warg sprint is OP.

The only side that ever hugs NPCs is whichever side I'm not playing at the moment. If my side does it, it's called strategy.

If I died, it's because your class is OP, or you called in 20 people to zerg me, or you did some sort of exploit that I can't describe but I absolutely know that you did. Whatever the reason, I know that you're probably a horrible person in RL. It has absolutely nothing to do with you being better than me.

I'm sure that there's more, but this is what I've learned so far.

I would say "cool story bro" but I'd be lying.

What I will say is you belong in Preying Mantis.

You forgot to QQ about dying, thats essential!

Im going home tonight and rolling up a monster player. This list sounds too good to be true.

Originally Posted by Idiotpilot_down

What I will say is you belong in Preying Mantis.

lol lol lol lol.
Post of the month.

Originally Posted by Lestache

I've only been PvPing semi-regularly for a month or so now, but I think I'm getting the hang of how this PvMP forum thing works.

If you ever get jumped by a burg/warg pack while 1v1ing someone, that person was obviously working with them and always does.

If you've ever been in the wrong place at the wrong time and gotten rolled by a raid, then the other side is nothing but vent-calling, mapping/goat-riding zergers.

Burgs and wargs are ******* because they use stealth and the other skills available to them.

Champ sprint is OP, unless you're a Champ, then Warg sprint is OP.

The only side that ever hugs NPCs is whichever side I'm not playing at the moment. If my side does it, it's called strategy.

If I died, it's because your class is OP, or you called in 20 people to zerg me, or you did some sort of exploit that I can't describe but I absolutely know that you did. Whatever the reason, I know that you're probably a horrible person in RL. It has absolutely nothing to do with you being better than me.

I'm sure that there's more, but this is what I've learned so far.

MisterSmiles Likes this.
+rep, friend.

Very accurate, indeed.

Don't forget:
I will complain on the forums/in OOC/in GLFF about the side I am not currently playing on and vehemently stick up for the side I am currently on.

is that you thadeus?

Originally Posted by madesometoast

is that you thadeus?

That isn't Thad, but given all dwarves look the same, I can understand how you'd confuse the two of them.

Originally Posted by Lestache

I've only been PvPing semi-regularly for a month or so now, but I think I'm getting the hang of how this PvMP forum thing works.

If you ever get jumped by a burg/warg pack while 1v1ing someone, that person was obviously working with them and always does.

If you've ever been in the wrong place at the wrong time and gotten rolled by a raid, then the other side is nothing but vent-calling, mapping/goat-riding zergers.

Burgs and wargs are ******* because they use stealth and the other skills available to them.

Champ sprint is OP, unless you're a Champ, then Warg sprint is OP.

The only side that ever hugs NPCs is whichever side I'm not playing at the moment. If my side does it, it's called strategy.

If I died, it's because your class is OP, or you called in 20 people to zerg me, or you did some sort of exploit that I can't describe but I absolutely know that you did. Whatever the reason, I know that you're probably a horrible person in RL. It has absolutely nothing to do with you being better than me.

I'm sure that there's more, but this is what I've learned so far.

You forgot to put some I'm the greatest at shooting fish in the barrel kind of stuff on vent and your sig. Wave your wiggley bits around more and if your on creepside make as much sexual inuendo out of chat and occ as you can.

Do all that and you will be on American Idol assuredly!

Also, if you're a freep don't forget to mention:

Reavers can do 8000 damage in 5 seconds
Defilers can tank an entire keeps NPC's for 17 minutes while still keeping themselves and the raid healed.
Wargs can spam 6 CJ's in a row
Warleaders are unkillable. Don't even bother trying.
Spiders are simply OP.

Looks like PM has made a name of themselves. With the exception of a few members, they're not ALL that bad, but unfortunately, the good few are lumped together with the rest of the dumb, narrow-minded members.

Oh, and Cald, don't forget to mention that the leader exploits the stun lock turning on his reaver.

Originally Posted by Lestache

I've only been PvPing semi-regularly for a month or so now, but I think I'm getting the hang of how this PvMP forum thing works.

If you ever get jumped by a burg/warg pack while 1v1ing someone, that person was obviously working with them and always does.

If you've ever been in the wrong place at the wrong time and gotten rolled by a raid, then the other side is nothing but vent-calling, mapping/goat-riding zergers.

Burgs and wargs are ******* because they use stealth and the other skills available to them.

Champ sprint is OP, unless you're a Champ, then Warg sprint is OP.

The only side that ever hugs NPCs is whichever side I'm not playing at the moment. If my side does it, it's called strategy.

If I died, it's because your class is OP, or you called in 20 people to zerg me, or you did some sort of exploit that I can't describe but I absolutely know that you did. Whatever the reason, I know that you're probably a horrible person in RL. It has absolutely nothing to do with you being better than me.

I'm sure that there's more, but this is what I've learned so far.

Can't we all Just sing a song! Im Trying to see if i can truely Get 5 stars On E with EVERY BLOODY FREEP Knowing ...... So Far Im at 1,815 ! If i can seriously hit 5 stars there is something wrong with my friggen warg

Originally Posted by Lestache

I've only been PvPing semi-regularly for a month or so now, but I think I'm getting the hang of how this PvMP forum thing works.

If you ever get jumped by a burg/warg pack while 1v1ing someone, that person was obviously working with them and always does.

If you've ever been in the wrong place at the wrong time and gotten rolled by a raid, then the other side is nothing but vent-calling, mapping/goat-riding zergers.

Burgs and wargs are ******* because they use stealth and the other skills available to them.

Champ sprint is OP, unless you're a Champ, then Warg sprint is OP.

The only side that ever hugs NPCs is whichever side I'm not playing at the moment. If my side does it, it's called strategy.

If I died, it's because your class is OP, or you called in 20 people to zerg me, or you did some sort of exploit that I can't describe but I absolutely know that you did. Whatever the reason, I know that you're probably a horrible person in RL. It has absolutely nothing to do with you being better than me.

I'm sure that there's more, but this is what I've learned so far.

your learning fast.

Originally Posted by Idiotpilot_down

What I will say is you belong in Preying Mantis.

A compliment on the first reply! Thank you!

For everyone else, thank you for filling in some of the ones that I missed/hadn't learned yet.

Originally Posted by RGilthanas

Right over your head, huh?

Not in the least. Just turned it around, is all.

My apologies if my choice to not participate in the petty sniping that goes on on E between different kins and people confuses some of you. I don't know most of you and I don't know what beef you have (or had) with current and/or former members of PM.

I'm not going to judge anyone I don't know based solely on their kin/tribe tag - I encourage everyone else to do the same. Get to know the individual, then make a judgment.

To that end, if anyone has an issue with me or with something I've done or said, please let me know, either via forum PM or in-game. All my characters are public on mylotro, but I'll save you the work: Thunderloin, Lestache, Raencloud, Aquamarina, Metl, Crenshaw (E-creep).

And, seeing as I'm now an officer, feel free to contact me about anything you see any current PM members doing or saying that bothers you.

Can I be one of the dumb, narrow-minded ones?

Originally Posted by packrat_teddy

Can I be one of the dumb, narrow-minded ones?

Aren't you their leader?

Originally Posted by packrat_teddy

Can I be one of the dumb, narrow-minded ones?

No, you may not.


Wait....you're a hobbit.....

Necroing for luls and relevance

...and forums tell me it's early 2010

So almost exactly a year ago, everything was exactly the same. Who would have guessed.

I was thinking of all the examples this week that validated the OP on both creep and freep. Then I saw the timestamp.

Yep, people don't change.

Originally Posted by Lestache

I've only been PvPing semi-regularly for a month or so now, but I think I'm getting the hang of how this PvMP forum thing works.

If you ever get jumped by a burg/warg pack while 1v1ing someone, that person was obviously working with them and always does.

If you've ever been in the wrong place at the wrong time and gotten rolled by a raid, then the other side is nothing but vent-calling, mapping/goat-riding zergers.

Burgs and wargs are ******* because they use stealth and the other skills available to them.

Champ sprint is OP, unless you're a Champ, then Warg sprint is OP.

The only side that ever hugs NPCs is whichever side I'm not playing at the moment. If my side does it, it's called strategy.

If I died, it's because your class is OP, or you called in 20 people to zerg me, or you did some sort of exploit that I can't describe but I absolutely know that you did. Whatever the reason, I know that you're probably a horrible person in RL. It has absolutely nothing to do with you being better than me.

I'm sure that there's more, but this is what I've learned so far.

^ I have long suspected this

Originally Posted by invaznoftheazn

Necroing for luls and relevance

...and forums tell me it's early 2010

You jerkface. I thought "Wow, VB is back!"

Originally Posted by TimmmmaaaaH

So almost exactly a year ago, everything was exactly the same. Who would have guessed.

2 years* l2math

Good post man. This is indeed what I hear a lot :P

Originally Posted by gimli4480

2 years* l2math

he was using creep numbers.

5 at V Rock...map in......hey....that is 10 freeps...

Originally Posted by Delmore

he was using creep numbers.

5 at V Rock...map in......hey....that is 10 freeps...

That's the only ya'll I can get ya'll to show up to anything. Tell the solozerg that there's 10 and no one will come. Tell them easy kills and everyone shows up.

Originally Posted by Lestache

The only side that ever hugs NPCs is whichever side I'm not playing at the moment. If my side does it, it's called strategy.

I love hugging the HH NPC's especially the Mayor!

Originally Posted by barbaro

I love hugging the HH NPC's especially the Mayor!

He's so soft and squishy and those furry toes are just so dang tasty

Bogu, Caldreth, Seanee

./nostalgia

Pretty much nailed it...

I imagine that right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice. Hmm? Tumbling down the rabbit hole?

Welcome to the desert of the real.

Duncpheus-

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lestache again.