I wanted to add a few other items into the anatomical list but, there just wasn't enough room for everything. Here are two of my favorites from the cutting room floor:
"Emo Hair: all forum trolls have emo hair. No reason has been discerned; that is just the way it is."
"Vampires Don't Sparkle T-Shirt: even forum troll's refuse to accept that ****."
There was also a "Critical Analysis" that surmised the cause of a forum troll's endless quest for attention to be parental neglect during their formative years. "Diagnosis: Needs a hug." It just felt out of place as this was supposed to be an anatomy chart not a medical assessment.
I've been hooked on that page since my EQ days! (I even used to print out some of the comics for my work cubicle.. LMAO.)
and a bunch of AKAs Co-leader of Spirit Brewers (An Adult Kin full of crazy lunatics. Redundant, I know.) P.S. I want to play the Triangle!
Excerpt of a friend named Beleguil's conversation with a GM:
You tell +Etymologist+, 'No, I think I'll take a walk along the shoreline and reflect on my new state of mind. Although one day I really hope I can /manup - I bet I could feel like I could take on the world!'
+Etymologist+ tells you, 'Unfortunately, that will never be possible, seeing as how you are an Elf. Have a good night!'
Everyone in my Kin loses it when they see this one...
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and a bunch of AKAs Co-leader of Spirit Brewers (An Adult Kin full of crazy lunatics. Redundant, I know.) P.S. I want to play the Triangle!
Excerpt of a friend named Beleguil's conversation with a GM:
You tell +Etymologist+, 'No, I think I'll take a walk along the shoreline and reflect on my new state of mind. Although one day I really hope I can /manup - I bet I could feel like I could take on the world!'
+Etymologist+ tells you, 'Unfortunately, that will never be possible, seeing as how you are an Elf. Have a good night!'
and a bunch of AKAs Co-leader of Spirit Brewers (An Adult Kin full of crazy lunatics. Redundant, I know.) P.S. I want to play the Triangle!
Excerpt of a friend named Beleguil's conversation with a GM:
You tell +Etymologist+, 'No, I think I'll take a walk along the shoreline and reflect on my new state of mind. Although one day I really hope I can /manup - I bet I could feel like I could take on the world!'
+Etymologist+ tells you, 'Unfortunately, that will never be possible, seeing as how you are an Elf. Have a good night!'