Thread: Level 47 and I HATE this game

So I'm level 47, and my inbox is full, and I really hate this game. You see, I'm reminded about how much everyone must look up to me. I'm reminded because they all decided to tell me. All at once. Via ingame email.

Did you know that you are not allowed to send mail if your mailbox is full? That's like not being allowed to eat because my refrigerator has too much food in it. /reported, LOTROSystems. BTW, it was really nice of you to bundle all of you under one name. Makes reporting you a WHOLE lot easier. It's probably as crowded as my drawer, though mine only smells like MY feet... And not everyone else's. And they are DEVELOPERS, too. Have you SEEN one of those? I didn't know humans came in those, uh, design patterns. They must be Dunlendings... the oathbreaking kind.

Now, I know that my play-style is too hardcore for most. But, rather than explain that one at a time, I figured now would be the time to take a few emails, ponder them publicly, explain why they fail, then move on.

Renirawr writes:

You truly are the master. I have enclosed 10 more shiny broken daggers for you. ID them well. /LOL

Such wisdom and failure in one email. Yes I am the master. Yes I will take those daggers. YOINK! However, nobody has explained the ID quest to me for them yet. So I will just store them. And whatever RP you are doing (helloo ladies), I knwo you are just a warg, and no Lady Of the Lake. So that's just weird.

/maildelete. That's the way I roll--

*sigh* another email came in. I can't send one out yet!

Letgolass writes:

How the HECK did you get to level 47? I mean, SERIOUSLY.

SERIOUSLY.

I'll answer a question with a question. How did you get out of Archet with that name? /reported. I'll be setting RENAMELASS to my ignore list. Right after I report that one too. /reported

And, to answer with an answer, I did it the way everyone should. Should, but can't - nobody can match me:

1: Kill a boar.
2: See 1:.
3: Zoom to 47.

/maildelete. Another one bit--

Oldnoob writes:

Come upstairs. And stop reading those outloud through your microphone. It's creepy. And I'm level 48! Time to work the Legendaries!

Whatever, I'll do what I want! And I had ALREADY made 48. Put that in your pipeweed and smoke it, Letgolass / RENAMELASS. It must be hard to hear this, oldnoob, but I've been legendary since Level 1. To Vyclya, with love: /reported. And I take back the with love thing, I'm just LFF curious. I'm not looking to lay off the ladies, quite the opposite in fact. (helloo, ladies). Grampsaz, you love people with no clue? You must never leave the house. Someone who "has no characters" also "has no LotRO". /reported. And Doronlas, THANK YOU for at least trying to look at my blazing glory of awesome. I may send you one of my potentials. But only if you tell me how to find the quest to ID them! Sigh. Oh well, nevermind, carry on. LotRO Rocks.

Originally Posted by TheStormKing

1: Kill a boar.
2: See 1:.
3: Zoom to 47.

Classic! But beware the wrath of the swine lest you wake the boarrog!

/reported

The OP is slightly easier to understand than Finnegan's Wake.

Heh, funny and charming as well as witty!

/reported Oldnoob for working the legendaries. no wonder he's such a noob. legendaries are SOOOO 2009...

Yay!
Prayers have been answered. Oldnoob has been /reported, and TSK is back, giving us updates and reminding us how hardcore he is!



Welcome back!

TBB, is that you?

Originally Posted by TheStormKing

And, to answer with an answer, I did it the way everyone should. Should, but can't - nobody can match me:

1: Kill a boar.
2: See 1:.
3: Zoom to 47.

It all seems so simple. And here I have wasted my time doing these idiotic things called "quests".

So, how do I /report myself?

".....but I've been legendary since Level 1."

Quoted for truth!

Happy 2010 oh mighty Hardcore One!



xoxoxox,
Cinders-LoTRO, Issianna-AC

Hiya, TSK! ... I'm a lady

I think the quest to ID your broken daggers and stuff is in Rivendell... or was that Bree? I'm sure you'll find it soon...

Originally Posted by TheStormKing

helloo ladies

Helloo, TSK.

I want this thread to bear my children.

Hahaha gotta love TSK's thread titles: "Level XX and I HATE this game!" hahahahaha

Another gem in a pouch full of them!

Can't wait until TSK gets into Moria and gets good and lost and falls over a cliff.
That will be epic hardcoreness for him.

Please bear my children, TSK!

Originally Posted by polishedglass

Please bear my children, TSK!

If you don't want to put up with them, why would anyone else? Nobody wants to put up with your rugrats, especially not those working LotRO 48/7. /reported twice: once to Turbine, once to DCFS. Learn to family!

Originally Posted by TheStormKing

So I'm level 47.

You can't be legendary. You haven't unlocked Mines of Moria expansion. You're still playing the Comb expansion.

nO0b.

Oh, I ran into Renirawr in the moors the ther day. You know s[he] is a Warg, right? You know wargs are all males (They are offspring of breeding Orcs with boars)?
Better be careful there with all them "ladies".

Originally Posted by Carysta

I think the quest to ID your broken daggers and stuff is in Rivendell... or was that Bree? I'm sure you'll find it soon...

or Esteldin! Those rangers must have it.

Originally Posted by Saxzon

You can't be legendary. You haven't unlocked Mines of Moria expansion. You're still playing the Comb expansion.

You misspelled "Combe".

/reported

I'm /reporting all the people reporting for excessive reporting (it will all be in my report).

Originally Posted by Sylux14

You misspelled "Combe".

/reported

Gramzor police....

/reported

Originally Posted by Saxzon

You can't be legendary. You haven't unlocked Mines of Moria expansion.

Liar! Mines of Moria can be unlocked at 45. There just aren't any boars inside to bother going in there.

/reported

Seriously, the boars should rise up and drive the caveclaws out of Moria.

TSK did you know you can zoom right up to 50 if you kill the "moosepig" out in Forochel? He is the most hardcore of ALL the boars.... his twin sometimes puts in an appearance in the Thievery and Mischief skirmish too...

Thank you for posting again! (and I AM a lady!)

Ssshh, we don't want to tell him that the quest for IDing the daggers is at the bottom of the secret well in Moria. Only if you live to get there.

Level 47 and I hate... I Hate!....I HATE!! Peetahhh Pannnnn!

I am currently level 46. Based on this thread, I predict that I will hate (hatehate) level 47.

Originally Posted by Doronlas

or Esteldin! Those rangers must have it.

Thorin's Hall. There's an NPC inside the Iron Guards Garrison room inside Thorin's Hall who ID's broken daggers, but he'll only show the icon over his head for that if you have some un-ID'd broken daggers on you when you approach him. I'm certain the NPC for IDing broken metal clubs (wouldn't those be broken maces?) is in Esteldin.

Originally Posted by Linwe-Elfmaiden

TSK did you know you can zoom right up to 50 if you kill the "moosepig" out in Forochel? He is the most hardcore of ALL the boars.... his twin sometimes puts in an appearance in the Thievery and Mischief skirmish too...

Thank you for posting again! (and I AM a lady!)

Yep, Linwe is the star performer on Brandywine's Elves gone Wild Vidio's. (In reference to the part I bolded in the quote above.)

Originally Posted by TheStormKing

helloo ladies

Hello, TSK. Can I have Oldnoob's number?

What ARE the mods doing?

You so can't be here still.

Sigh

/reported - AGAIN!!

I think this is the only one of these I've seen without someone not "getting it".

Carry on, TSK!

-Forjo

As good a place as any for my 1000th post.

*Grabs Popcorn and waits with /reported pad*

So, you recommend the "Make Love Not Warcraft" technique of killing boars in the forest for only 2 exp each to make level 47? How many months of only sleeping 3 hours a night did it take for you to accomplish that?

Do you recommend the "Sword of a Thousand Truths"?

TSK- ... seriously.. the lff thing is only gonna bring you grief if you add curious to the end of it.

Just sayin...


Oh and nice to see you /reported.

Aren't you level 48 yet??

-Forjo

Can I just say this is the first time I've posted in this thread?

And how is this one not locked yet?

Oh, max your level already.... You'll be the last one playing when you hit level 150.

Originally Posted by Forjo

Aren't you level 48 yet??

-Forjo

Originally Posted by Hardcore48/7

Whatever, I'll do what I want! And I had ALREADY made 48

LEARN TO FORUM. /reported