... i wanted to play an Elf, and one look at the Elf male model made me realise i'd rather roll female than have to play as a ugly, stuck-up , transgendered freak. At least i'd get to look at something nice for the next few thousand hours.
This statement is so disturbing that I don't think any amount of actual counseling can actually help you. FFS man, you have deep seated ####-erotic tendencies. Stay out of West Hollywood and anything on the east coast.
Looks like the signatures are broken ... All of my craft skills are maxed.