Thread: We decided to share, so here it is....

You have my vote Thor, even though you have not yet responded to my marriage proposal. Is this a case where no answer means "yes"?

/wink

Er...uh...Naked Thor cannot marry. It would disappoint all the fine, fine ladies of Middle-earth.

It's a sacrifice, I know, but Naked Thor is willing to make it.

Originally Posted by Karzender

Er...uh...Naked Thor cannot marry. It would disappoint all the fine, fine ladies of Middle-earth.

It's a sacrifice, I know, but Naked Thor is willing to make it.

*SOB*

I am patient. I will wait for you to change your mind, just as I continue waiting for Aragorn to acknowledge me. Beware though, Aragorn might get to me before you do. Is that a sacrifice you are willing to make?

Originally Posted by elderlygamer

*SOB*

I am patient. I will wait for you to change your mind, just as I continue waiting for Aragorn to acknowledge me. Beware though, Aragorn might get to me before you do. Is that a sacrifice you are willing to make?

Absolutely. If you snag Aragorn, then his ex-girlfriend will need someone to comfort her.

"Naked Thor with the rebound...he shoots! He scores!"

Originally Posted by Karzender

Absolutely. If you snag Aragorn, then his ex-girlfriend will need someone to comfort her.

"Naked Thor with the rebound...he shoots! He scores!"

You make me cry. :'-(

Naked Thor's campaign hits a snag in issue #19!

Eldar page is down, so see it here.

Hands out Vote Naked pins..

And now...the thrilling conclusion of Naked Ambition!

I would have voted for you but your opponent bought my vote. Sorry.

And #21 is up. Sad though it is...

I've decided to take a break from LOTRO after my sub runs out on the first. No, I'm not jumping to AoC. I just need a little time off from the grinding and raiding I may yet come back, and if I do, Naked Thor will come back with me. He's quite the freeloader.

Thanks to everyone for letting Naked Thor come into your home! (Next time, though, you should probably lock the door.)

Originally Posted by Karzender

And #21 is up. Sad though it is...

I've decided to take a break from LOTRO after my sub runs out on the first. No, I'm not jumping to AoC. I just need a little time off from the grinding and raiding I may yet come back, and if I do, Naked Thor will come back with me. He's quite the freeloader.

Thanks to everyone for letting Naked Thor come into your home! (Next time, though, you should probably lock the door.)

"as naked thor rides off into the non-existent sunset" hmm, that doesn't really work... "as naked thor rides off the cliff" that better?

My fans (both of them) demanded a return. Said there'd be money and virgins in it for me.

Didn't know they were talking about the auction house and 25-year-old male gamers playing hot elf chicks.

Oh well.

Issue #23 is up! Keep the cards and letters coming!

Thor is pretty funny, you're very talented, keep it up man.

YAY!! Naked Eldar women! er, sorority girls! WHEEEEE!!!!! We made the big time!

Yay--Thor is back

Wait, there's a Forums Hall of Fame?

Hmmm...that might be tougher to qualify for than becoming Mayor of the Shire.

very funny, i lol'd

Someday, maybe I'll tell you the inspiration behind Issue #24. But not today

Originally Posted by Karzender

Someday, maybe I'll tell you the inspiration behind Issue #24. But not today

Awww....who'd shoot down nekkid Thor?

Issue #25? Already? Hot dog!

Been trying to work a /handstand into the comic since day one...

Originally Posted by Karzender

Issue #25? Already? Hot dog!

Been trying to work a /handstand into the comic since day one...

GREAT!!!

Keep them coming!

-Forjo

Originally Posted by Karzender

My fans (both of them) demanded a return. Said there'd be money and virgins in it for me.

Didn't know they were talking about the auction house and 25-year-old male gamers playing hot elf chicks.

Oh well.

I'm actually 43, but anyway...Naked Thor cracks me up...keep up the good work.

Three in one day? And I've already taken screenshots for another!

****! Laughed and almost woke the baby! '

-Forjo

2,500 hits? Do you people have nothing else better to do?

Then again, I'm one to talk.

Heehee! I love these! Thanks for brightening my day....keep em coming!

And the latest epic is complete. Thanks, Pook!

Originally Posted by Karzender

And the latest epic is complete. Thanks, Pook!

/flex

That's why nekkid Thor shouldn't mess with guards

And thanks for having me in your issue....'twas fun.

love it.

Out again for a while...might check back when Moria hits or if something else interesting happens!

I've also updated and corrected errors and miscellaneous issues with the existing comics. For instance, when I said Naked Thor was running for Mayor of the Shire in 3018, I forgot that it was only 1418 in Shire Reckoning. I feel like such a dolt. At least I don't need to reprint the "Vote Naked in '18" pins.

And, just for the heck of it, I went through each issue and determined where every panel was shot. Here's the tally:

Trollshaws (inc. Rivendell): 47
Bree-Land: 29
The Shire: 20
Forochel: 16
Lone Lands: 6
Angmar: 5
None: 5
Ered Luin: 4
Misty Mountains: 3
Evendim: 2
North Downs: 2
Ettenmoors: 1
Azeroth: 1

See ya around!

Should be back for good now. Issue #29 up. Not my strongest effort, but I do have concepts on two new storylines. Woot.

Still great Humour, thanks for the laughs Thor ya crazy man.

The good news: I've started using special effects.

The bad news: I have to keep this ridiculous get-up until I finish the storyline.

Originally Posted by Pookster

Still great Humour, thanks for the laughs Thor ya crazy man.

Just remember, this is all Fufu's fault. She's the first one who invoked the name of "Naked Thor."

EMERGENCY! They've moved Arwen! She's no longer on the hill overlooking the Spire of Meeting. Does anyone know where she is? Naked Thor needs your help!

Originally Posted by Karzender

EMERGENCY! They've moved Arwen! She's no longer on the hill overlooking the Spire of Meeting. Does anyone know where she is? Naked Thor needs your help!

Try here:

http://lotro.mmodb.com/bestiary/arwen-4252.php

-Forjo

Thanks for the save, Forjo! I hereby dedicate issue #31 to you.

Just doing my part!

But thanks!

-Forjo

There are too cute.. Love em!!