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Shades of Gold: Dig Deeper
The story of a dwarf and his love of, and search for, platinum.

I would like to have this post gold plated and hung on the walls of this thread. It's important to make just enough sense. Just enough. This is a post you can believe in, even though you know it not.

That's cold blooded. The only person I ever killed was an Orobix Instructor. Have no clue why I did it. I pleaded not guilty by reason of mental defect because I knew the judge had mental defects and...

Couldn't have been that nice. You killed him! And that takes a lot of cleaning up. I'd have hated knowing him. Such bother!

If I were a knee, a happy knee I would be.
I'd bend and bend and bend again
A happy knee I would be!

I'd have a cap on the front
And some stuff in the back
And I'd bend and bend and bend!
...

Don't mind things, things don't matter.

And that's one to growl on!

This I will try, for the good of all, to spake the native tonk of the Dark Peach. Here I go!

Oh whose gotta widdle biddle boo boo.
Does it have a boo.
Does it.
Does it wike peaches. Widdle...

What the heck does any of this have to do with peach cobbler.

Bop. Be bop. De bop. Be bosie bop ditty bop.

Am I the only one that looked at the link and got the joke?

2 months. Actually, this just ends Amazing Spiderman and starts a new Soiderman series with Doc Oc as Spidey. They'll probably retcon or alt universe it out.



5 I think

We can also ban The Who. Someone needs to tell that man to keep his shirt buttoned. I don't care how cool he used to be, he looks like grandpa did when he worked in the garden.

How about if, when we intend to ask a question, we state it as a fact but admit it's a question.

Question. My butt DOES look fat in this dress.

You will marry me. That's a question.

I...

What. Ban question marks! How the heck would we know when it's a question, then. Why do that.

Sound a bit off to me?

WoW can afford it. LOTRO cannot. Plus, it was for WoW's new expansion.

And I'm not saying WoW didn't make a mistake paying for that ad... although, my nephew turned to his dad and says "Can I get...

ASM #700. And Doc Oc becomes Spidey.

I never wanted a movie to ever be made of Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit.

I've seen all of Jackson's interpretations and my only thought is this:

No matter who you cast, no matter who directs,...

The showing I went to had a WoW ad that played just after the GW2 ad. And ads for TV shows. And other movies.

OMG! WHY WOULD THEY ADVERTISE ANOTHER MOVIE AT THE MOVIE I'M AT???????

Why does...

*spoiler alert* ^^^^

I'll never get used to special treatments. Like the one they do for the polyps. I mean, I told everyone when I was young that they'd be seeing my *ss on the TV screen when I was older... that wasn't...

CRAM! Yum yum yum yum yum yum.

Made baked beans for the Chrpsmast Eve party tonight. I added so much bacon that you can't really tell there are beans in it.

I bathe in this cold water and dry...

Guy walks up to me an says, "Who's calendar is that?"

I says, "It's mayan!"

What are you acusing me of? I didn't make those videos! How DARE you? Good day!

I prefer mine toasted with butter and cinammon, just like my dwarves.